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Thread Starter 
It's Christmastime. Doesn't that mean ... porn titles?
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Meat the Parents

13 Lays

You Can Mount on Me

Charlie's Anals

XXX-Men

Behinding Forrester

Get Carter's Meaty Plank
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Cervical Limit

The Art of Whore

Cecil's Penis is Dented
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Thread Starter 
Womb Raider
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Highlander: ENDgame

...woohoo!

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-KRONOS Your Online Shopping Source
post #6 of 285
And as usual......
Deep Rising
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And never forget classics we discussed ages ago:

Someone to Crotch Over Me
Men in Black Men (from Pat@Corona)
The Touchables
Midnight Fun
American FISTory XXX
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Thread Starter 
Dude, Where's My Scrotum
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Romancing The Bone.
Texas Chainsaw Assacre.
The Blow 2: City of Anals.
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The Jackoffal

Analize This!

A Strangesr inside us.

The Magnificent Seven inches!

Dude! Where's my dick?

Pophereverlovingcherrylion.

Blow-Job Up!

Blow-Job Out!

Hind-land

Chariotts of Flaming Fags

Masterbator of the Universe

X-Rated Men

Coming In America

He knows you're alone, masterbating

Gone cause he Broke Wind

Farter of the Bride

Anus and Andy

Chato's Gland

Island of Dr. Whore, Oh!

Three men and a slut

SureCock Holmes

Somewhere in Tyne

The ass-sore-ist

Red Planet monthly

Spinner Citty

Aly Mc Naked (Ok I know they are TV shows butt who cares.)

Tampex in a Teapot.

Frequently

The Iron Hard Giant

There's something about Boobs

Whore Games

Bucknaked Rogers

The Big Lubricantoski

The Fuck Club

Dinasassissore

Gentle Ben dover

The Nut Cracker (ouchie!)

Shaft!

Doctor No,I mean, yes,yes,yes!

Sin men (Tin men)

The Godfucker, parts I II III



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Thread Starter 
Mr. Holland's Anus

All the Pretty Horsefuckers
-or-
All the Baloney Ponies

Edible (Hannibal)



[This message has been edited by yt (edited 12-21-2000).]
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The XXX-Files: Fist the Females
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Stroker Ass
Willie Wonka's Chacolate factory (yeeeeeck)

Riders of the dirt road.

Hershey Highway men

Rock Hudson in the Stoolie!

69 as a Way to Die.

To Live and Fuck in L.A.

Leave it to Beaver!

Back Alley Passage

My Giant

Sining with Musolinni

Deep Star with 6 inches

HandleBalls

"The silence of the Lambs." Practicing Safe Sodomy (Instructional film in Georgia High schools)

Wanted Dead of Alive. django needs a woman.
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Splendor in the Ass

Position Impossible

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

Titney Spheres in Squirt Me Baby One More Time

Pumping Irene

Five Sleazy Pieces

Jeramiah's Johnson

I'll Do Anyone

Das Butt

Ramb-ohh!

A. I.: Anal Intercourse

The Cum of All Queers

The Cunt of Ms. October

Schindler's Fist

Glad-he-ate-her




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You guys are all sick and you've made me spit my coffee through my nose again.
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Ram the Pretty Ho'ses

Vertical Rim It

Bait and Maim

Miss Conjugiality

What Women Want

Miss Cunningeniality

An Everlasting Niece

AntiThrust

O Reacharound, Where Art Thou?

Erin CockMyBitch

Plungin's & Flagons

Pole Ock (for twisted Marvel fetishists)

The Golden Shower

Planet of the Rapes

A.I. Artificial Inseminanoid

Harry, He's Here to Fuck You In the Ear-Hole

A Schlong Came a Biter

3,000 Smiles to Face-Plant

The Sex-I-Can

Jose and the Puxxxycunts

Roll Her Balls

House of 1,000 Gangbangs

Hairy Pot-head and the Sorceror's Bone

The Bangs of New York

Billy I'll-Eat-It

Breast in Tow

Chickenhawk Run

High Felchidility

Almost Bang-us

The Orgy-nical Cunts of Cum-edy
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Thank GOD I'm the only person in my office who decided to work today, I think I just fucking CACKLED ok? Thank you all very much for making me sound like a damned hyena.

Tee hee.....
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Crotching Dyke Her Hit On Drag Queen

(ah, yes, the drugs are kicking in)
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Asshole of Darkness

Eddie Murphy's "Eat me Raw!"

Love Sucks! And its soooo fine!

Biloxi Blew Me.

The Spy who Blew me,

The Spy who came, out in the cold.

Benji overji



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Ah, Miss! May I touch your belly Button? From the inside?
post #20 of 285
Thread Starter 
Kubrick movies:
Holes of Glory
Dr. Selflove (or how I learned to stop complaining and love the schlong)
A Clockwork Orgy
The Splooging
Legs Wide Slut

Eastwood movies:
Get Fisty For Me
Midnight in the Garden of Plushies and Pain Freaks
Spacy Boytoys

Some other movies:
The Perfect Pork
The Fist Tensed
The Patriot's Missile
U-571 XXX Gangbang
post #21 of 285
Oh goodie, it's back!

The James Bond collection:


Dr. Ho
From Russia With Tongue
Assfinger
Thunderballed
You Only Ream Twice
On Her Majestry's Shiny Surface
Strapons Are Forever
Jizz and Let Dry
The Man With the Golden Tongue
The Spy Who Fisted Me
Poontaker
For Your Thighs Only
Octopussy (duh!)
Never Say Teenager Again
A Moan to a Squeal
The Reaming Highlights
Licence to Drill
GoldenShower
Tomorrow Never Dries
The Woman Is Never On Top

I feel so dirty now!
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The Sexorcyst (The Virgin You've Never Spleened)

Incesst Blomomonke

Scoopmy Doo

Cum in Sexxxty Sloppy Seconds

Pee Myself, then Irene

Blade Hummer

Boy Toy Story 2

The Virgin Sexicides

Mountmy Python and the Hole-y Gails

Buttman Bang-on: Reverb of the Poker

Butty Pro-Shittor II: The Dumps

Rocky Horrifically Punctured Sue

Bring It Wrong

The Flay of the Buns

Autumn's In New Pork (I have no idea what that means)

The Sadomadventures of Rockhard and Bullfelcher

Juice InMyEarlobe: Mail-Order Juggalo

Many Given Bun-days

For Love of the Anal Shame

The Bone Colostamy (-5 spelling)

Gangbang, Interrupted

The Sex Best Schwing

Pig Momma's Spouse

Poke me mon: The Movie 2XXX

Thomas and his Magic Railroading

Blow Day

Where the Fart Is

The Little Mervixxxen II: Return of the Wet
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What Doesn't Lie Beneath?
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Which Way is In?

The Whore House at the End of the Street

Cream

Cream II

The Bare Witch Project

Titty Twister

ArmagettinSome

Deep Throat Island

Deeeeeeeep Impact!

Working 69

Fun with dick,Jane!

Splender if her Ass

The Jizz Swinger

Mid Nighthole Cowboy

The Grad He ate
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Thread Starter 
Oh, man. There are some sick minds 'round these parts. CHUD rules!
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wow

Did anyone mention:

Evil Head 1 & 2

Twist Her

Forrest Hump

Full Metal Dildo

Dr Gaylove

Top Cunt

Teenage Mutant Ninja Twats
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The Emperor's New Move
post #28 of 285
The Jack Ryan series (which, it seems, went the gay porn route):

The Time to Spread & Bendover
Gay Trio Games
Queer & Present Stranger
The Bum of All Rears

...not all of these were mine, I swear.

This season's hits:

Charlie's Anals
Undoable
Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Screwed Chrissy's Ass
Horizontal Limit
Blast and Spray
Crotching Tiger, Hidden Meat Wagon
What Women Want (no change necessary)
Miss Nude Congeniality
All the Pretty Whores
Meat the Parents

...OK, I give up now.
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Cum, Runny, Cum: The Runny Dumps Story, A Mr. Shit Movie

Rugmunchers Sin In Pairs

Evulvalotion

The Incest Diaries

Gays Silently Bob for Striped Backs

Riding Carloads of Boys

Therese Rape Ian

Soul Suckandvibrators

A Booty-ful Hind

The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (no change necessary)
post #30 of 285
How about some Sly ones:

The Italian Stallion aka, A Party at Kitty and Studs

Clithanger

Stop or my Cock Will Shoot!

Tango in Cash

First Cum

Fist Blood

Nightcocks

Cockland

Over the Slop

Cocky

Fuck Up

Paradise Anally
post #31 of 285
Thighs Wide Open

~actually I cant take credit for this, Its a real movie on one of those adults channels
post #32 of 285
<shakes head>

You are all sick motha's

I love it.

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"Hold onta' ya' butts!'
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Good one to introduce yourself with, Nigel!

That was funny!
post #34 of 285
A Beautiful Behind
The Fellowship of the Cock Ring
Roll Her Over and Ball
Ocean's 11 Inches
The Devil's Backdoor
The Count Who Fancied Crisco
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EAT ME IN ST. LOUIS
LABE TOUNGER (Blade Runner)
FIST THE GIRLS
A COCK TO REMEMBER
THE ROYAL TEN-INCH-BAUMS
A BOOTY-FULL MIND
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So, I've been working on my script all day, and I keep chuckling whilst recalling all of these old porn titles I used to invent with my friends. Like the Prince of yester-year, I guess I've got a dirty mind.....

WAGES OF REAR

THE ASS-INDENTURED TOURIST

ONE GOOD COCK

BEVERLY HILLS COCK (pretty much anything with "cop" in the title is fodder for a good porn title)

POKE HER HAUNCHES (Pocahontas)

THE ASS OF THE MOHICANS

Albert Finney in TOM BONES

SHITTY TITTY GANG BANG

HER LOVE OF THE 'TANG (One of Raimi's lesser efforts, I'll concede, but Kelly Preston's never been better)

THE PIECE-TAKER

THE SCHLONG RIDERS

And, finally, my friend Dean's greatest contribution to this game..... William Faulkner's AS I LAY DIANE
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Fit Us In Kane
Orifice Space
One Blew All Over The Hooker's Chest
The Molestic
The Man Who Was In And Out Of There
Fellateral Damage
Monster's Pink
Bung Hola Bung
Ginger Flaps
Monkey Boned
Titty Slickers 2: The Legend Of Golden Curls
Womb Raider
3000 Miles to Waistband
Twelve Dangly Men
Alottalypse Now
Ravaging Bull
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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Adam Warren:
Lord of the Guys(Golding, not Tolkien)
The Fellowship of the Anal Ring
Front Hole
Gang Bangs of New York
A Beautiful Behind
Bum Darts in Atlantis
Collateral Sex With Teenage Girls
Corking Romano
Riding Boys in Cars
Monsterous Dink
Domestic 3 Way
The Virginity Heist
13 Nymphomaniac Ghosts
The Man Who was There
Deep Hal
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Ocean's 11 Inch Wonder Schlong

That should cover most of this Fall's productions, and bury any misconceptions of me being sane.
Man-Whority Report
Eposide II: Attack of Ron Jeremy
The Two Towers
Spyer-Man
Blackcock Down
Eight -Penised Freaks
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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Adam Warren:

Eight -Penised Freaks

Gold!
post #40 of 285
Your 2002 Holiday Season:

Cum Sessions on a Dangerous Hind (Sam Fuckwell)
The Penissed (Adrian Loady)
Ought to Fuck us (Greg Come Ear)
Laid in Manhattan (J-Blo)
Snatch Me if you Can (Tom Hangs)
Gang Bangs of New York (Lay a Hard On Dicaprio)
Antwone Fister (Derek Lube)
Pleasure Planet
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Antwone Fister

Damn...other than that, there's not really anything else....
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The films of Michael Douglas:

The Jew in Denial
The Vagina Syndrome
A Pervert Murder
Traffuck
Wall Meat
The Gay
One Night in McCool
Wonderful Boys
The Grope in the Darkness
The Anal President
Disclothe Her
The Basic in Stink
Shining Screw
The Whore that He Chooses
Black Inches Rain
Fetal Subtraction
A Porous Vagine
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Equilibri-cum directed by Kurt Rimmer
James Bone: Buy Another Lay starring Halle's Berry
Lord of the Cock-Rings: The Two Bowels directed by Peter Jack's His Son
Igby Goes Down... All the Way Down
About Sch-dick
The Santa Clause Pooh: Santa Lays a Cleveland Steamer

(mispelled Igby)
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The Hot Dick
The Emperors' Swinging Club
Blowlaris
Adam Handler's Eight Crazy Catfights
Personal Velocity into the Rectum
Ate Miles
Eating the Wild PornBerries
Sperm From Heaven
My Big Fat Greek Whore
Frida (and her penis)

Thank you.
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Films of John Goodman

True Orgies
Raising and Blowing Arizona
Everybody's All-American Cum
King Dong Ralph
Bart On Fink
The Babe's Lube
Matt In A...Hole
Porn Yesterday
We're Fucked! A Dinosaur's Orgy
The FlintBones
The Condom Borrowers
Fallen...and Limp
Blues Brothers $2000 Ho
The Big Leboneski
Bringing Out The Dead Foreskin
O Brothel, Where Art Thou(sand grand for that Blonde chick with the huge knockers)?
Storyfucking
Monster Boners, Inc.
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Forgot one:

Ernest Borgnine's Cockin'
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Way Of The Cum
You've Got She-Male
Shanghai Poon-Tang
Arrsface
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The Whores (Nipple Kidman)
Scratch me in my Can
Minority Teen Report
Lord of the Tits: The Two Towering Funbags
Harry Pumper and the Chamber of Sex Secrets
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8 1/2 Inches (Fellini)
Fuck Club
The Whore (Starring Stanley Tucci Aaron Eckhart)
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Here you go

The big films of 2002:
A Wank to Remember
The Cunt of Monte Cristo
The Queen of the Damned Biggest Whore House I've Ever Seen
Under the Covers, Brother
Dirty Secrets of the YaYa Sluthood
Bad Company in Bed
Knocked Up Guys
The Truth About Charlie's Nymphomania
Igby Goes Down...Again, and Again
I Spy Bondage
Extreme Tops
The Not-So-Quiet American Prostitute
Rabbit Proof Fisting (with Richard Gere)

A preview of next year:
Laurel's Canyon
Big Slut's Funeral
The Safety of Objects in My Rectum
A View From A Top
Spermbiscuit (Tobey Maguire rides to victory)
Anal Management
Bruce Almighty Cock
Fondling Nemo
Cradle 2 The Grave: The Idiot's Guide to Paedo & Necro Philia
The Italian Hand Job
The Fisted & The Furious II
Once Upon A Behind in Mexico
A Man A Piece (with Vin Diesel)
My Penis Is....The Whole Ten Yards
The Kelly Gang Bang
The Human Bed Stain
All the Real Girls Are Sluts
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