Oh well, Nick-what would you rather have-talk about all sorts of wide-ranging topics between people really trying to get to know one another, or "FUK U STAR WARS FANBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sometimes I don't think you realize what you have before you. I love your site, Nick. I can honestly say that it has been harder to write for Fetal since I only visit Chud and Fetal. I don't look elsewhere for news anymore-I get it HERE.
So now I'm getting the shit back together, but...
What I'm trying to say is, aside from a 16 year-old passive-aggressive racist, and a guy so full of bong-load that after someone literally puts it all on the line, he can only come back with "jerk-off", the people here-the comraderie here-is unprecedented.
That is something to cherish. Some of the people here make the day better.
That said-Black Crowe, thanks for your above comment-you have proved to me that I OWN you. Sorry you can't follow the logic-but hey-try moderation. Like not killing so many brain cells at one sitting.
I'll try it one more time-and I'll use small words for you. I'll put on a little puppet show-
Right hand, index finger-BlackCrowe.
Left hand, middle finger (the KING of comedy, I am)-Hot Animal Machine.
Machine-"Hey there Crow T. Robot-what's up?"
BlackCrowe-"...LET ME LIGHT YOUR CANDLE 'CAUSE MAMA IM SURE HARD TO HANDLE NOW TE-huuuhh?"
Machine-"What's up?"
BlackCrowe-"Doood, maan-you're a jerk-off."
Machine-"Well, there, Crowe-didn't know you cared-what's the problem?"
BlackCrowe-"Maaan, you made an anlyo- an anyli- analig-you compared two things and I don't get it-so you're a jerk-off, dooooooood! And you used words that had more tha two sylla- cilliba- sill-word parts in 'em! What the fuuuck is that about, doood?"
Machine-"I'll answer your question with another-are you remotely interested in getting fucked in the ass?"
BlackCroweee-"No way, doood!"
Machine-"Well, jeepers, Crowe-praytell why not?"
BlackCrowe-"'Cause, like, it would hurt an' shit."
Machine-"But how do you know if you haven't tried? You have no frame of reference."
BlackeCrowee-"Dood, you ever like, take a big dump and it hurts your ass? Well, imagine how much it'd suck goin' IN? You'd destroy your ass!"
Machine-"Oh-so now you see why I don't need drugs."
BlackCroa-"Uh, doodman-I'm baked and clogged right now, so you gots to explain your shit."
Machine-"Okay, you don't need a pee-pee in your butt to know that it would hurt your butt, right?"
BlackCrowe-"hehhehehehehheheheh-you said pee-peeeee...doooood..."
Machine-"Just follow me, hondo."
BlackCow-"Yeah dood, I don't want a pee-pee....in my poo-poo! Hehhh..."
Machine-"Well, by that rationale, I don't need drugs in my brain to know that they will hurt my brain-got me?"
BlackCrowwee-"OHHHH!
Uh, whaddya' mean?"
Machine-(sigh)"Dude, your cat just tipped your bong over. Later."
"BlackCrowe-"AWWWW SHIT!"
THE END

So what did we learn today?
Nothing, I guess-except that BlackCrowe's carpet probably smells really bad.