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post #1 of 9
7/16/00 at 4:18pm
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This here's a little ditty I wrote while watching Return of the Living Dead 3. Hope ya'll enjoy it.

Mindy Clarke
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A pretty girl
Do do-doo, do do-doo
A pretty girl
Do do-doo, do do-doo
Asleep
Do do-doo, do do-doo
At peace
Do do-doo, do do-doo

ahhhhhhh *thump*

With blood on her chin
Do do-doo, do do-doo
Do do-doo, do-do-doo

Zombie girl
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo
Zombie girl
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo
Eats skin
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo
Low fat
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo

ahhhhhhh *thump*

C'mon 'n' eat me
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo

Masochist
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow
Masochist
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow
Likes pain
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow
It's like sex

ahhhhhhhh *thump*

Beat you with a pole
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow

Chaaaaa!

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Feel free to put up anything of relevance...or not.
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post #2 of 9
7/17/00 at 1:33am
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Yeah? Try this: http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Fo...ML/000045.html

Or to a lesser extent: http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Fo...ML/000006.html

If you ain't convinced yet, you nevah will be.
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post #3 of 9
7/17/00 at 1:41am
Love Mindy Clarke, love ROTLD3, ALWAYS loved the song, and yes, DJ-ALWAYS loved you.

And no, I'm not back-just couldn't resist posting to you here.

Q-Mass is gone.
Fright Flick guy is gone.
People are disenchanted, and the boards are clogged with people BRAGGING about hashish.

...SNORRRRRRRRE!!!!...

Oh, and fuck you for leaving, Quatermass-You're the HERO. I just die here.

Heart on MY sleeve? You bet your ass. It's the only way to live. Anything less makes you a pussy.

Deej-I'll check back for more ditties sometime later. Do not disappoint.
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post #4 of 9
7/17/00 at 11:33pm
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And not in my topic, please and thank you.

Back TO the topic, I think Mindy is one hot zombie.
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post #5 of 9
7/18/00 at 12:13am
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Ah, well. While yer here, post any other thoughts on anything topic-related.

Or put up yer own song. It's open mic, after all.
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post #6 of 9
7/18/00 at 12:29am
*Sung to the tune of "The Dreidle Song"*

I have a piece of Gouda, I eat it everyday

Somebody offered me Swiss Cheese, but Swiss is fucking gay!

Oh Gouda, Gouda, Gouda, I eat it everyday

Gouda, Gouda, Gouda, it's totally not gay!

SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST


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hehehehe, I posted this a while ago under my alter ego Mr. Monster, hopefully it will be appreciated here
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post #7 of 9
7/18/00 at 12:45am
I apologize if I offended any Swiss Cheese lovers out there.

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Actually, I just wanted to post this to get to 400 posts...thhhhppt!
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post #8 of 9
7/18/00 at 4:34am
OK, you guys win.

I'm back to stay.

Happy now?

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The preceding was brought to you courtesy of The Quatermass Institute for the Preservation of Electric Mayhem and from the kind donations of people like you...
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post #9 of 9
7/18/00 at 4:36am
And the best thing Mindy Clarke ever did was Return to Two Moon Junction were she got down with her bad self for a prolonged sequence of self love.

Course she wasn't alone now that I think about it...

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