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Brando's Nuts!

post #1 of 16
7/20/00 at 11:56pm
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According to Mr. Showbiz:

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Members of CBS's Survivor are constantly disgusted by their fellow castaway Richard's belief that the island is his own nude beach. But they'd shut their pie-holes if they were on the set of Marlon Brando's new movie, The Score.

Sources from the Canadian set of the Godfather great's film tell gossip columnist Liz Smith that Caddy-sized Brando has taken to arriving for his close-ups with nothing on below the … er, well, below where his waist used to be when he was a strapping young actor.
Hehehehe...
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post #2 of 16
7/21/00 at 4:44am
Great minds such as Brando and myself can do shit like this cause we've got the moves and know how to swing it...

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post #3 of 16
7/21/00 at 6:33am
Aha!...Tha's where the MASS in Quatermass comes from.
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post #4 of 16
7/21/00 at 6:45am
Damn straight.

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post #5 of 16
7/21/00 at 11:56pm
Just as it should be...

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post #6 of 16
7/22/00 at 3:07am
With such infamous girth, how is it possible to spot his penile implants? I think everyone is safe from exposure to said protuberance.
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post #7 of 16
7/29/00 at 3:49pm
Good question.Hmmm, I would have to say...both.
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post #8 of 16
7/29/00 at 11:44pm
Where's the DVD of that movie when you need it...
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post #9 of 16
7/30/00 at 2:30am
I was thinking something completely different when I first read the title of this topic. Wait for it...

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"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you wanna keep fighting evil today."
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post #10 of 16
7/30/00 at 2:32am
Now, THAT'S funny!
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post #11 of 16
8/1/00 at 5:18pm
Survivor = Isle of Doctor Moreau?

Is that the joke? You guys are weird.

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Soon to BE a CHUD topic.

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post #12 of 16
8/4/00 at 8:08pm
I have great idea for a tv show. A bunch of naked people play on an island in the shade of Marlon Brando's expanding girth and the last one left after he expells gas is the winner and gets a million dollars than Brando had rat holed "up there", during the entire season. Are you kidding me? Survivor and Bedroom or whatever. How can people be so hard up for something to do. Does anybody read anymore or engage in conversation? I'd rather watch a Dolph Lungren pix and then follow it up with Wing Commander. What's next on T.V. Chicken Choking races?
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post #13 of 16
8/4/00 at 8:11pm
Wenchie, You may be right in that "Alcohol kills brain cells", but only the weak ones.
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post #14 of 16
8/7/00 at 3:01pm
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See it works on both levels man:

Brando's Nuts = Brando is Nuts

Brando's Nuts = Brando's Big fleshy Testicles

(Sorry, I think I'm losing my fucking mind)

<---HAPPY FACE
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post #15 of 16
9/24/00 at 4:10am
Good lord! You've threaten me where I pay the most attention. It won't happen again, your Wickedness. By the way, that crack about a "really small" guilotine? Well, I resemble that remark.
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post #16 of 16
9/24/00 at 4:32am
I finally saw this post last night. That Is why I am just now responding. Whatever happened to Wicked Wenchie?

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I don't think I want to try phone sex. It sounds so painful.
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