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Looks like God hates lots of stuff

post #1 of 24
Thread Starter 
Well...we already know that God hate gays...but did you know that God hates Square?

hahaha
post #2 of 24
But what if I want to 'curopt' my children?

And is that done at a barber shop? Or is that what happens at a Middle Eastern Restaurant (run by non-whites, of course)?
post #3 of 24
I'm speechless.

I always knew I was going to burn in hell, but I never thought it would be because of my unholy attachment to RPG's.
post #4 of 24
Thread Starter 
Yea, I had hoped I would go to 'hell' for something WAY more interesting than that <eg>

post #5 of 24
Okay, so I can follow ---> <g>

But ---> <eg> <--- escapes me.


Please elaborate.
post #6 of 24
Thread Starter 
that would be evil grin...<beg> big evil grin <befg> big evil f*cking grin...etc
post #7 of 24
I was hoping for 'erotic giggle', but certainly not for 'explosive gas'.
post #8 of 24
They must just *love* Parasite Eve.
post #9 of 24
MY INTERVIEW WITH THE GUY!!!
((( I wrote this guy, and this is a transcript of my e-mail reply, including my own words, replied to piece by piece. )))


From: "General Logan" <generallogan@hotmail.com>
To: godhatessquare@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2000 17:52:44 CDT

ME: I assume you are serious about your claims, and am not writing to mock you at all. Just out of curiosity, why have you targeted Square in particular, compared to the hordes of other similiar-minded game manufacturers?

HIM: Other makers have been targeted, what gets me about SQUARE is that my own nephew plays it!!

ME: I noticed your reference to "non-whites". Do you believe them an automatic threat to Christianity? Or is it because you believe a large portion of them to be members of other religions?

HIM: God made whites the master race we were all white in the beginning but he gave Cain the mark (he made him black) the varying skin tones are no doubt from descendants of cain mixed with descendants of his brothers and sisters.

ME: Do you make use of any video game systems or programs? How did you happen across the Square line of games? Did you research them in order to rate them for your public?


HIM: I found SQUARE by walking in seeing my nephew playing Xenogears and saw a character known as the "slayer of god," a bit concerned I looked into all this and discovered that SQUARE has a history of this and no one seemed to be doing anything about it. I do own a nintendo so when my sister's kids come over they can play "bible adventures" and "spiritual warfare."

ME: I also wonder if you could possibly just be joking. If so, hurrah! You got another e-mail. If, however, you are serious about these things, would you care to respond to my questions above?

Thanks

HIM: God bless

((( That was it. Thought you all should know.)))
post #10 of 24
Thread Starter 
....

Good Gawd! I really am speechless hahaha!
post #11 of 24
I really wanted to rant on this guy because of the e-mail of his I just read, but words aren't enough to describe the unending hell he should suffer for being such a completely bigoted ass. So I'll leave it right there.

[This message has been edited by BigRoundSailor (edited 08-24-2000).]
post #12 of 24
Hmmm. You know, it's funny. I have always considered the "mark of Cain" to be the fact that I have to shave each and every morning. We were all created free of facial hair ... and because of Cain, God gave us the curse of 5 o'clock shadow. DAMN SIN! Shaving is the chore I hate above all others!

.... people like this disturb me ...
post #13 of 24
If he's serious, he's an idiot.

If he's not, he's still an idiot.
post #14 of 24
No. I'm serious. I hate shaving.
post #15 of 24
I don't know which made me cry more: the aura of hate in flashing pastel colors, the fact that he uses a Methodist cross, or the horrendous spelling.

I wonder if God surfs the 'net?

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post #16 of 24
Yes, to make note of my fucking profanity.

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post #17 of 24
Thread Starter 
heh...have you seen the guestbook <g>
post #18 of 24
Yes.

My favorite comeback was the wit behing "God is dead." That kid was brilliant.

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post #19 of 24
doggone it. I told Uncle Bob to clean that site up, but noooooooooooooooooooo! Well "ladys" and "Gentilmen I am not into wichcraft or "socary" because I don't want to "curopt" my kids and it is a "nown" fact that socary leads to curoption.

Okay, so this is hate mongering taken to a level I have not even seen and I have seen some hate. What's this guys name again, Adolph What?
post #20 of 24
Will, you are tyring! Welcome to the list! (See WHO KICKS ASS thread)

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post #21 of 24
Yeah! They shoved it up this guys butt and now it running his body.
post #22 of 24
Thread Starter 
hahaha actually my BF did that to their guestbook! THATS what I was hoping someone would see hahah

He also put it as his 404 for our server

check it if you dare...
http://4.33.84.199/abcdefg.htm
post #23 of 24
Well, im happy now, because its ok for me to kill people and rape their severed heads, but RPG's?! Heaven's no! This isnt happening....
post #24 of 24
Thread Starter 
Neil...thats odd...I know it works with IE and Netscape...Ive seen it....oh well

anyways, its a script and you can put it anywhere that will read html... http://javascript.internet.com/page-...zy-window.html

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Shelby
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