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* Will: Big dork?

post #1 of 27
8/27/00 at 5:33pm
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No he isn't. But DAMN man! You gave me the wrong ICQ #!!!

I was talking to this girl named Sara from Italy for ten minutes, trying to get her to "stop playing and talk to me in English you stupid ho!"

Thank GOD I was able to patch it up. And to think, for a minute I was impressed with your Italian.

(No I am not really mad will, and you still kick ass. I was just sharing cause I thought it would be funny!)



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post #2 of 27
8/28/00 at 8:01pm
Ciao, bello! You really thought I was some girl in Italy? You mean you bought it? I ain't buying the fact I was able to fool you so completely. I mean I know I am good, but come on. I thought you were on to me while we were talking. You kept telling me you knew. Did you or didn't you?
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post #3 of 27
8/28/00 at 8:09pm
Okay. Now that I have you doubting your own mind and wondering what is going on, NO, that wasn't me. The number I gave, 84105573, is the number I was given. I have never used it, so if you are using that number and reaching an italian girl, I have no clue either. Try it again. There is a probblem on my end because I use aol and another isp, and as well I use Internet explorerand netscape.Sometimes they screw each other up. It might have been that, so try and reach me again.
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post #4 of 27
8/28/00 at 8:17pm
On a related note, there is an Italian woman calling CHUD central asking the "freaks to stop bothering her."
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post #5 of 27
8/28/00 at 8:42pm
Sorry. I got so carried away there I realize I never answered your question, you know the title of this thread? The answer is, "Yes, I guess it is." How did the Italian girl know? I guess she's heard of me, huh?

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post #6 of 27
8/29/00 at 10:05pm
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All I got was that it was time to walk her taco-dog.

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post #7 of 27
8/31/00 at 7:50pm
Good! I am tired of her always trying to take mine for a walk. Or put a lesh on it for gawd's sake.
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post #8 of 27
9/4/00 at 5:20pm
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Lesh 1. (n) a powerful demon that held 1600's Scotland enthralled with whips of leather and licorice

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post #9 of 27
9/6/00 at 3:14pm
Huh? My dictionary (Which is a "General pain in the ass, and other redundant sayings,") dictionary") says;

Lesh 1 noun, slang: A vulgarism used to describe the male sexual member or organ, especially when one places a leash upon it or when another male wants to have fun with it, especially if said other male's first name is General.
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post #10 of 27
9/6/00 at 5:45pm
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The answer to the thread title? Yes!

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post #11 of 27
9/6/00 at 6:31pm
General: How do you know the size of my dork?
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post #12 of 27
9/7/00 at 1:29am
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Heh. Good comeback Will.

How bout this:
"Where there's a Will, there's a gay."

Sorry, I was in a hurry


(PS, Will kicks ass, and I have always been teasing.)

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post #13 of 27
9/9/00 at 3:06am
General, youse a good man. I have always thought so.
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post #14 of 27
9/10/00 at 2:39pm
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But do you count out the automated credit card offers with a female voice? Wrong numbers? Girls calling for his mom? His sister? Girls asking him to hook him up with any of his straight friends?

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post #15 of 27
9/10/00 at 8:33pm
Coop's mom called, but I told her to go away. Enough is enough!
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post #16 of 27
9/11/00 at 2:18am
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Yeah... what IS it with those salespeople. WE HAVE ENOUGH SHOES, BITCH! Release the hounds in 3... 2...

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post #17 of 27
9/11/00 at 11:47am
I know I have dated girls that turned out to have been dead. They were cold and didn't move around much. But does that make me a bad person? I think I have even dated a zombie, well at least she tried to gobble every guy, ohhhhh nevermind. Cooper, you are starting to sound almost normal. Don't go weird on me now. I am counting on you to keep me amused.
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post #18 of 27
9/12/00 at 1:13am
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It's not necrophelia if you don't get caught.

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post #19 of 27
9/12/00 at 1:45am
I think you are dead right, Logan. If a guy finds himself getting a little stif, does that mean he's dead? I don't think so.
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post #20 of 27
9/20/00 at 12:33am
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Hmmm, I would expect a revival in here...

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post #21 of 27
9/25/00 at 10:00pm
yep, so it would appear!
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post #22 of 27
9/26/00 at 12:40pm
I heard they were serving the pie in here in honor of my big dork. Is that true?

American Will-Pie. I like it.
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post #23 of 27
9/30/00 at 2:03pm
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It would have been "Will: Big Nerd" except nerd is French for "big breasted baboon".

And that is too close to a compliment. So I picked the word "dork" and stand by it.

Wait, doesn't "dork" mean something too?

Aw shit!

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post #24 of 27
9/30/00 at 3:10pm
Logan: you have demonstrated your depth as a person by, !. Inviting insult and 2. Not retaliating. I think I could learn from you. Take me on as an apprentice, master! I have great size,I am quick and I have great strength. I don't eat much and I'll never look at your women. I am a quid, quic, quicke, quick learner.
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post #25 of 27
9/30/00 at 9:23pm
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Deal. All you must do in return is agree to let me in on future WEBSQUABBLES, and get your sister to say "yes".

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post #26 of 27
10/1/00 at 12:19am
The sow is yours! Actually I don't have one, so I ain't as heartless as I seem. Now, if you are interested in my asshole brother!!(to coin an expression that I stole from a song.)

Websquabbles in the future!! Please no! That one was cool because I got to know HAM a tiny bit and I like him. But as to having anymore.....No way!

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post #27 of 27
10/1/00 at 1:27am
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I see. I just get all cryptic when the subjet of HAM comes up. Cause this one time (not at band camp) where he slew my family.

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