Thank you General. With a bow to Clueless, here goes. I didn't have an acceptance speach ready, I'm so unprepared. Well, I just have to say, fucking up gramatically and spellingwise is not something you can do alone. I have to thank my teachers and the school system for giving an unknown kid a chance. To my employees who gave me a Franklin hand held spell checker that was broken. To my family who are always yelling at me to get off the damn computer and to my wife, who is a former Marine Drill Instructor, who keeps slapping me on the back of the head when I piss her off, which is about 12 times per day. The resulting brain damage is hard to live with, duuuuuh, but I am trying. Also, why do you assume I am white? You maybe in for a big surprise someday. You may be the General, but who the hell do you think is "Corporal Punishment?" That would be me. Of course no one can take over the title of "Private Parts" from Cooper. I guess Ham would "Major Pain."
kronos, you are of course correct, about Chris Tucker. I depend on your help to keep me on the rightous path towards true enlightenment, regarding my facts. FURTHER, I am not the only truly great person who has had problems with the English language. Witness Jesus, Budda, Gengis Khan, Marco Polo, Joan of Arc, Columbus. Need I go on. They all made something of themselves, despite weak english skills and so shall I. Viva la lingua! Viva, Will. De aqui en andelante, en este message, Yo voy a hablar en otra linguas, solomente! Chinga tu, El General (hen-ar al) Phonetically, Vi tow mano ku, shupa meo pow. Peas dooie, do rock!
