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* General Logan: Huge Ass

post #1 of 27
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Here's your chance! Let me have it! No reason to hold back... so make with the punching!

I'll start.

1. A reason for the boards to have admission standards.

2. Giving the asterisk even WORSE press.

Come on!

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Soon to BE a CHUD topic.
post #2 of 27
That you are allowed to work with and influence children is a source of amazement and fear for me.

Thank you, that is all.


(And leave the fucking asterisk out of it, will you?)
post #3 of 27
The * is your friend. Love the *. It makes deleting things much easier.

"Okay, I typed star.tmp and hit find and it said 'No files found.'"
post #4 of 27
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Working with them, and influencing them is great. It is nice to know that they can have a positive male role model before they go see their dads every other weekend.

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post #5 of 27
"General Logan is here! And you thought D_B Cooper was really fuckin' weird."

Logan! He's not just for when you couldn't get a girl date, anymore!

Logan! Product of Public Schools. Okay, maybe school vouchers aren't such a bad idea.

Bush, Gore, Nadar, Robertson, anybody, just not Logan.

"Hey Col. No nukes, no nukes, no nukes," (They look alike, Buscemi and Logan)
post #6 of 27
"Butt ugly, defined."

"Willie Wanker and his Choclate Factory. Logan's fine dining in Frisco."

Logan's "The White Swallow, bar and grill."

Are you taking this ok, Logan? You want me to go on? Are you sure about this???? I feel there are a hell of a lot better and more deserving targets out there than you.

Why does Logan have that look in his eye. He asked us to do this!
post #7 of 27
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See, I focus the non love in this thread and then never check it or post replies.

Aw SHIT!

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post #8 of 27
Will...

Whatever shit was between us is in the past. And its all thanks to the following line...

"Willie Wanker and his Choclate Factory..."

That is fucking classic...
post #9 of 27
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This thread is about busting shots at my black ass. Don't forget that, trigga!

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post #10 of 27
QuarterMass, The Ghost of Quartermass, django, I am getting so confused. See there you paid me a compliment and I never even saw it. I had no idea you were a fan. And you've been saying I never make you laugh! Silly boy!

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 09-29-2000).]
post #11 of 27
"You're black?! S-word!!"
post #12 of 27
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Not only am I black, but a strapping 90 year old tranvestite from Beverly Hills.

Used ta call me Wheezy they did.

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post #13 of 27
Geez, zod and all this time I though you were a nav-a-ho. ( either an American Indian or a girl that lives in San Diego and is real happy when the fleet pulls in.)
post #14 of 27
"Not only am I black, but a strapping 90 year old tranvestite from Beverly Hills."

<whistle> Sexy!!

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Shelby
post #15 of 27
Take it easy Red Green!

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post #16 of 27
Fallen: Your post seems redundant. Canadian, bad things!!!!! See what I mean. Like, No need to repeat yourself, son. eh?
post #17 of 27
Zod, I tried to think like dango and it just came out a weak joke.

Navy ho or an indian. I know, but they can't all be acadamey award winning humor. Hey it was late for me and I am finishing up a bout of pneumonia, what can I say?

Okay I'll make it up. In Austrailia, when someone farts in public they say, "A little more choke and you might get it started."
post #18 of 27
Thread Starter 
Go back to bed.

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post #19 of 27
Yes, Master!
post #20 of 27
I like big butts and I cannot lie...
post #21 of 27
Thread Starter 
Anyway... back on topic.

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post #22 of 27
what topic?
post #23 of 27
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Why I need to be bombarded.

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post #24 of 27
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That would explain the delay between your posts.

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post #25 of 27
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And the lack of lines between mine.

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post #26 of 27
D_B_ I thought we agreed you wouldnt say the brown word at dinner anymore.
post #27 of 27
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Gravy?

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