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Cheese: this one's been inside me for a long time

post #1 of 9
9/19/00 at 4:24pm
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Hey, the other subject was getting way too personal...

Anyhoo, who's tired of all these people who don't like cheese? Come and join the pro-cheese movement (that sound's a bit weird, think about it. Actually, the subject line sounds weird too).

From our powerbase in Wisconsin, we hope to spread the love of cheese throughout the world. If anyone disagrees, we will certainly gouda you.

That was terribly lame. My sense of humor is being dulled by these freaking flourescent lights and this drab grey furniture. I've heard there is something out there called color. What's it like?

Oh, and viva la cheese!

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post #2 of 9
9/19/00 at 4:34pm
A subject like this gouda make me blue, youse guys. I tell you what. I'll cut the cheese if you know who licks the knife. What? What?
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post #3 of 9
9/19/00 at 4:37pm
Thread Starter 
Success! A fellow mid-west compatriot! And from Wisconsin no less...you will certainly lend credibility to our cause. Although I am a Michigander, I believe the only thing separating us is a big ol' lake. Too bad that wasn't a metaphor, it would be a great slogan. You know, only the lake of misunderstanding separates us. That doesn't make sense either. Never mind....

I hate those cheesheads too! Let's form a radical splinter group who wishes to ban the false cheese AT ALL COSTS! And let's also use more exclamations points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #4 of 9
9/19/00 at 4:59pm
I have been a cheese supporter all my life! Finally, i have found a home! HAM is starting the "Thunderdeome party". I say we start the cheese party! "Cheese in 2000" has a nice ring to it, huh? Sure, shotguns and gasoline are important, but i cant survive without cheese man!
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post #5 of 9
9/19/00 at 6:09pm
Oh yea? Well how about this?...

"An August Wall Street Journal dispatch from Nuoro, Sardinia (Italy), described locals' love for "casu marzu" ("rotten cheese"), brown lumps of sheep dairy, crawling with maggots, a "viscous, pungent goo that burns the tongue" and whose "wiggling worms (often) jump straight toward the eyes with ballistic precision." Though the cheese is banned by the government, a black market has pushed the price to double that for ordinary cheese. Some locals believe the maggots provide authentication, in that it is only when the maggots die that the cheese is inedible."

I havent been able to touch cheese after reading this!

ugh


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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
Shelby
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post #6 of 9
9/19/00 at 7:43pm
Holy cow Shelby! There I was enjoying a good fontina and now I'll have a hard time with just a straight american cheese. Gross!
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post #7 of 9
9/21/00 at 1:33pm
Mayo is about as appealing to me as getting my neck slowly severed with a rusty piece of barbed wire by a group of gremlins, while my family and friends cheer in the background.

Cheese on the other hand is good.
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post #8 of 9
9/21/00 at 1:38pm
lowshot: Maybe the Mayo clinic could help you with that?
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post #9 of 9
9/21/00 at 5:35pm
I think that might make it worse.
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