the war, part two

I have sent the following email. I am curious to see what type of a response I receive.

To Hot Animal Machine: "I am willing to do as Brian suggests and limit the insults to email. I invite you to join me for the good of the site. You can delete emails without reading them and so can I and we will bother no one. The next move is yours.-Will"

Thought I'd let those that are interested know that Ham did respond to my email I wouldn't place it here because it is not my place to do so with HAM's communications.

However, I will put my response to his email here if you are really that interested.

(HAM)(Not his real name) "Thanks for writing. I didn't think you would. You have surprized me. I am glad you are proud of yourself and I wish you no harm.-Wlll (Not real name)

By the way, since leaving the Border Patrol I have earned over 80 million dollars and am willing to travel at the drop of a hat with certified books and tax returns to prove it. I have been extremely happily married for over 28 years now, two more than you have been alive, to a woman that I still think is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I have great kids the same age as you. No drugs, no heavy drinking, no trips to jail and they are happy and productive. Compared to you I am old. I am also extremely immature and not ashamed to admit it. I do have fun. Since you told me so much about yourself, I thought I'd do the same. If we don't stop communicating. who knows where it might lead. God forbid!"

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 09-19-2000).]

No sorry. My real name is Hot Animal Machine. That's what this has all been over.

eddie if I am 52 you need a refresher course in math. I am 52 years old, going on 17, I admit it.

Refrozen: I am a male model and katrate instructor. Okay, the part about being a male model is a lie. Well, the part about being a karate instructor is too. I am a consultant, I guess you could say. Only my banker knows for sure, well and a few people at CHUD, that I trust.

Two words, Be skeptical!

If it says 1958, instead of 1948, then it is a typo. My screen name is nyceolman for crying out loud. Look at the posts. I continually refer to myself as being old. I am not after your sister, so relax. As you know, I have been taken to task more than once, for making typos and it probablly won't be the last one. As to last name. My privacy and when to id, myself, if ever, is my choice. On the other hand, don't believe any of it. I give you my permission. There is nothing I could say that would convince you anyway, and you are not one of those I would care to try and convince. NO insult intended, but there are a few that I felt needed to know who I was and what I did, for various reasons. Others don't need to know. I thought HAM should have the data I sent him and now he has it. Besides if we are just battling it out here, what does any of that matter. I could be Bill Clinton for all you know. Or Monica. Or just a guy in a little salior suit, trying to get his ship brought in. Or Stone Cold. Hell, you'd never iknow.

If it says 1958, instead of 1948, then it is a typo. My screen name is nyceolman for crying out loud. Look at the posts. I continually refer to myself as being old. I am not after your sister, so relax. As you know, I have been taken to task more than once, for making typos and it probablly won't be the last one. As to last name. My privacy and when to id, myself, if ever, is my choice. On the other hand, don't believe any of it. I give you my permission. There is nothing I could say that would convince you anyway, and you are not one of those I would care to try and convince. NO insult intended, but there are a few that I felt needed to know who I was and what I did, for various reasons. Others don't need to know. I thought HAM should have the data I sent him and now he has it. Besides if we are just battling it out here, what does any of that matter. I could be Bill Clinton for all you know. Or Monica. Or just a guy in a little salior suit, trying to get his ship brought in. Or Stone Cold. Hell, you'd never iknow.

Eddie, unreliable is my middle name. So don't marry me.

Yeah cloning sounds good. words words words, jez is this going to continue as just snipping back and forth across the boards? Comeon, lets have a slug out once and for all. I am feeling like ham looks today. Let's get it on. Come on boy. I am old, you can use your wit to establish yourself, or whatever. Mano a mano. That means man to man, not using your hand! Lets get something set up to finish this shit.

Refrozen: If your women are naked I could help you watch them.

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Legless! My man! I may need a second if this crap continues. Glad to have you!

Crowe: I think I dated an iguana one time. She sure looked like one. I hear they make good chili. Inmagine some woman with her hair up but badly colored, not really long enough. Those cheeks just about dragging on the floor. Her facial cheeks too. I think she even ate flies. She tried to eat mine. I woke up the next morning, remebering painfully and thanking God for making me blind after the drinking the night before. Then I got up and went to school, cause I was in the 10th grade. I later found out I was so drunk I had dated a lawnmower that night. She didn't really talk much. But I had a good time.

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 09-20-2000).]