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Reality Check

post #1 of 7
9/22/00 at 2:59pm
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Ok, this is just scary. That's an office building. http://www.longaberger.com/library/office.phtml

(Longaberger, for those who don't know, is one of those Tupperware-style "Come to a party & buy stuff" marketing companies, only they sell ugly, expensive baskets instead of plastic sealable bowls.
At least tupperware is practical.)
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post #2 of 7
9/22/00 at 3:13pm
Wow. Just when I thought America couldn't get any tackier. Now all we need is the company who makes Depends coming up with a product-based design for their corporate office...

And on a completely unrelated note...

Usually when I want to do a reality check, I am stoned on acid. What I do is take my shoe off with my hand, raise it above the ground and then let it fall to the ground. If the shoe hits the ground, gravity still exists and I am in the real world. If my shoe changes into a large purple dildo who calls itself Jesus and sings Portishead tunes, chances are I may not be in the real world at all. This is the most accurate test I have come up with yet.

And hey, Coyote, anyone else contribute to Sewer Chewings yet?

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post #3 of 7
9/22/00 at 3:19pm
The peanut butter and jelly sandwich desks are for the telemarketers, and the tuna salad sandwich desks are for secretaries. They save the ham and cheese sandwich desks for the execs.
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post #4 of 7
9/22/00 at 3:39pm
I don't know. It has a certain appeal, don't you think. When we start to take ourselves too seriously something like comes along and knocks you back to the reality of just how screwed up this civilization can be, and I use the term, loosely.

What does the sign outside the building, next to the Freeway say, Eat Me?
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post #5 of 7
9/22/00 at 3:40pm
I imagine there are a lot of wrecks on the road nearby from drivers doing double-takes and swerving into the wrong lane.
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post #6 of 7
9/22/00 at 4:35pm
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Ludwig: Nope. Not yet. Well, there may be one upcoming from an anonymous source who doesn't want their name attatched to it...not because of you folks, but because it could get said person in trouble with co-workers who occasionally lurk on the site.

And you manage to work a dildo into every thread, somehow. Maybe you have a hangup with cigars?
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post #7 of 7
9/23/00 at 11:04pm
That one reminds me of this huge bulldozer/office building along Highway 99 in California. It's a Caterpillar Office and it's a really big dozer - cool!

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