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WEBSQUABBLE MANIA I

post #1 of 94
9/24/00 at 8:59pm
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Ladies and Gentelmen. Welcome to WEBSQUABBLE MANIA I or bitchslap One.

In the Red Corner weighing in at over 800 post, is the challenger from out
west, Stone Crusty Will.

And in the White Corner, from back east, weighing in at over 2000 posts is
the Current CHUD Champion, The Sting of HAM.

Okay here are the rules. There are no rules. Come out slapping when I tell
you and may the best man win.

Okay rumble!

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Mike Arsenault
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
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post #2 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:02pm
So, you've been talking shit?
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post #3 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:03pm
Thread Starter 
eh?
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post #4 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:04pm
Not you. HAm!
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post #5 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:06pm
Thread Starter 
OK! Ham, ham, wherefore art though HAM?
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post #6 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:07pm

I heard you're talking shit.

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post #7 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:09pm
OOoooh big words from a little Ham. If I don't have what it takes to deal with you, I can always go buy a two foot double headed dong!
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post #8 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:11pm

HAM: Why don't you just check under your pillow, fuckboy.

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post #9 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:11pm
Is he still here? Where did you go?
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post #10 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:12pm
I didn't start this you did!
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post #11 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:14pm

Fuck you, pal-you started this shite, and I'm gonna' end it.
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post #12 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:15pm
No way! You started it!
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post #13 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:15pm
RUMBLE!
Whoo-Hoo!
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post #14 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:15pm
No, YOU STARTED IT!
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post #15 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:17pm
No I didn't
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post #16 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:18pm
YES, YOU DID!
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post #17 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:18pm
who cares who started it!
Finish It! Rummmmmmmmbbbbbblleee!

I came here for an arguement..............No you didnt........yes i did!


[This message has been edited by BlackCrowe (edited 09-24-2000).]
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post #18 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:18pm
No I didn't
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post #19 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:19pm
YES YOU DID!
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post #20 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:20pm
No I didn't. Did not, did not
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post #21 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:21pm
NO YOU DIDN'T!
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post #22 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:22pm
YES I DID!
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post #23 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:23pm
So Dave's not here then?
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post #24 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:23pm
Ida Know?
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post #25 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:24pm
Third base
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post #26 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:25pm

HAM: Yeah, well-You're still a douche. God DAMN it-If we were face to face, I would so Jack-Knife Powerbomb you through the concrete.

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post #27 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:25pm
This is about as eventful as when I try to masterbate with my palsy hand...
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post #28 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:26pm
You're really into wrestling. Aren't you?
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post #29 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:27pm
Q-mass, don't use the palsy hand. Use the good hand and stick the palsy hand in your butt.
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post #30 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:27pm
LOL at Django~!
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post #31 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:28pm
Stick the other one in your mouth Q, then rotate 'em.
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post #32 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:29pm

Yes, Will-I like wrestling. What? Now you're gonna' start more shit?

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post #33 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:31pm
DId I ever tell you about the time, when I was about 13 or 14 and I met Freddie Blassie at a SanDiego TV station? The host for the show was, and now get this, Regis Philben, No bullshit!
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post #34 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:32pm
LOL at BlackeCrowwe on general fucking principle.
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post #35 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:32pm
If you cats don't start tossing some shit at each other I'll start bashing Almost Famous and The Matrix just so the kids here can get the show they came for.

And tell Lucy Deakins to keep them babies out the street...
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post #36 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:33pm
Django: Go to the ALmost Fampous thread. I left a surprise there for you.
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post #37 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:34pm

HAM: Reeeeaally? Regis?! That's pretty fucked up.

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post #38 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:35pm
Now him you could fuck up and put him in a neck brace like Andy Kaufman
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post #39 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:38pm

Will, you DO know the whole Andy Kaufman thing was just as fake as anything in wrestling today?



[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 09-24-2000).]
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post #40 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:39pm
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. What'choo talkin' bout,Willis?
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post #41 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:41pm
The Kaufman-Lawler thing was what's called a "WORK".

Follow me here. There are two types of match psychology in wrestling-a "work" and a "shoot". A "Shoot" is when the two guys in the ring hate each other's guts for real-and a promoter taps into that to hype a match. A "Work" is fake-it's a joke, it's-

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post #42 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:42pm
Actually there are a lot of similarities to that Kaufman thing with this here...
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post #43 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:43pm
Oh I got it. You mean like what we have been doing here. What we've working together to set up since last Tursday?
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post #44 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:45pm
Ey-Q-MASS! Stop that! This is SERIOUS!!

Or...actually, yes-pretty much what we've been doing on the boards since Tuesday when we e-mailed each other and buried the hatchet.

Which means that everything since then has been--

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post #45 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:47pm
Acting!!!! You have been brilliant my friend and Ludwig too, for his helping us. As I said, Brilliant!
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post #46 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:48pm
Thread Starter 
Well is there anything left to say?


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Mike Arsenault
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
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post #47 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:49pm
No, really-couldn't have done it without you.

THANK YOU!
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post #48 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:49pm
No, I insist. Thank you!
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post #49 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:49pm
Hey...

I told you this was bullshit...
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post #50 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:50pm
NoNoNo-Thank You!
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