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post #51 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:51pm
Ludwig: Dude! You are reading off the wrong script. Its the last one we sent you, not the first one! My you have been drinking just a little.
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post #52 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:51pm
No thank you
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post #53 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:52pm
Come on, let's keep this lame shit going so I can get back over 100 posts...
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post #54 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:53pm
Oh, but no-I insist to Thank YOU!
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post #55 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:53pm
Well, we have a winner, says Will reading Ludwig's part because the Ref. was snokered.
Sewer Chewers everywhere! Hoooray!
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post #56 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:53pm
Thread Starter 
I am havinh problwmes seeingfx fuk...fuk...fukety fuk ...

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Mike Arsenault
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
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post #57 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:54pm
Thanks to all for coming. I hope your blood lust was satisfied. IF not, go fall on a knife. ANything else we should say, my friend?
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post #58 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:55pm
Thread Starter 
Unforgiven is good...

Chris JHerico is fighting X-Pac...
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post #59 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:55pm
Well, I think we know who really wins on this one, and his name is MIKE.

Thanks Ludwig-for teaching us how to love again!

You wanna' roll credits on this mug?
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post #60 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:56pm
This has been a HAm and Will Production Copyright 200 all rights reserved
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post #61 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:57pm
Thread Starter 
Ludwig was produced and directed by Peter North. He IS Canadian, you know...

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Mike Arsenault
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
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post #62 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:57pm
Directed by Will and Ham and Jerry Bruckheimer or whatever his name is
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post #63 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:58pm
The PArt of HAm was played by Kurt Russell
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post #64 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:58pm
Good night from BUDOKAN! CHEAP TRICK says GOOD NIGHT!!! Mwaa! Mwaa! Mwaa...

We are the MEN-and we'll see you again!
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post #65 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:58pm
Will was played by Jennifer Lopez
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post #66 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:59pm
Thread Starter 
Thanks go out to all who participated and are lurking and watching this as we type. I hope people get back to normal now.

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Mike Arsenault
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
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post #67 of 94
9/24/00 at 9:59pm
Donald Sutherlin was Played by Donald Sutherland, Shit he is in every production there is
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post #68 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:00pm
Thread Starter 
Ludwig was played by a folding chair.

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Mike Arsenault
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
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post #69 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:00pm
Music NOT from the Spice Girls
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post #70 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:01pm
And Jenny says-

Waiting for TONIGHT-OHH OH!!

When WILL will be here in my arms...

Produced by: MENAHEM GOLAN and YORAM GLOBUS

Written by: RICHARD PRICE based on his novel

Music by: BERNARD HERRMANN



[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 09-24-2000).]
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post #71 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:01pm
There will be no peace on these boards.

I will see to that...
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post #72 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:02pm
Goodnight from WEBSQUABBLE MANIA I

The producers wish to acknowledge Mr. P.T. Barnham, who was correct when he said there is a sucker born every minute.

Good night sweet prince!
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post #73 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:03pm
Thread Starter 
Django: Oh great! More poser fucking white-trash! Let it lie.

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Mike Arsenault
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."


[This message has been edited by Ludwig (edited 09-24-2000).]
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post #74 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:03pm
Now what HAM? I think Ludwig is too wasted to do the after game wrap up.
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post #75 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:05pm
Okay fans! Ludwig, Ham and I have to go. You are welcome to stay and play, but I guess you'll have to play with yourself!
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post #76 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:05pm
Thread Starter 
Django: Maybe it just the rum talking, but you have a nice ass...
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post #77 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:10pm
Now what?

We rebuild, my friend.

For I think what we showed here tonight is that no slight is too great, no hurt is too...hurting, and no divide is too wide (I could be wrong about a few porn stars, but...) that it cannot be crossed.
And if we just sit down and talk, and reach some common ground and understanding, than we can do great things-or...screw around on a message board for an hour like a couple of happy goons.

We can be friends, we can be free.

A wise man once said-


Aww, fuck it-WHO WANTS PIE!
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post #78 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:10pm
Ooooooh! Romance on CHUD?
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post #79 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:12pm
Ham: Me, me, I do! I do!
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post #80 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:17pm
Where did everybody go? What happened? There's peace in the valley. Aren't we all happy?
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post #81 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:18pm
Now it's just a matter of raking in the syndication bucks eh fellas?

By the way, I got my hush-money - thank you very much!!



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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com
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post #82 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:19pm
kronos, quiet! They'll thinik this was a fixed fight.
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post #83 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:20pm
By the way. The check is in the mail.
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post #84 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:26pm
WooHoo!!!!

New Ferrari here I come!!

BTW: Michael Schumacher drove a great win for the Scuderia today!

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com
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post #85 of 94
9/24/00 at 10:30pm
nevermind!

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I'm afraid to try phone sex. It looks really painful.

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 09-24-2000).]
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post #86 of 94
9/25/00 at 3:23pm
I must've drank some Clorox with my Coke, cause this is f*ck'd up beyond repair...

...f*ckin Canadans...
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post #87 of 94
9/25/00 at 9:13pm
As CARLIN would say:
You have witnessed the "pussification" of chud.
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post #88 of 94
9/26/00 at 8:11pm
did i mention.
Fucking Lame.
Neither one has any balls.
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post #89 of 94
9/27/00 at 2:09am
...Son of a bitch must pay...
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post #90 of 94
1/26/02 at 6:32am
Suddenly reading this makes a whole lot of shit finally make sense.

Reminds me of things needing to be remembered.

I'm beginning to think that Butane may have been right with what he said...
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post #91 of 94
1/26/02 at 1:16pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hot Animal Machine:

HAM: Yeah, well-You're still a douche. God DAMN it-If we were face to face, I would so Jack-Knife Powerbomb you through the concrete.
damn my commentary is quite late but anyways:


"my god, kevin nash himself has sided with HAM! what is next, fans?
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post #92 of 94
1/26/02 at 1:19pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hot Animal Machine:
The Kaufman-Lawler thing was what's called a "WORK".

Follow me here. There are two types of match psychology in wrestling-a "work" and a "shoot". A "Shoot" is when the two guys in the ring hate each other's guts for real-and a promoter taps into that to hype a match. A "Work" is fake-it's a joke, it's-
"folks, HAM is a true ring veteran. and i think ham is doing a shoot interview"
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post #93 of 94
1/26/02 at 1:21pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Will:
Thanks to all for coming. I hope your blood lust was satisfied. IF not, go fall on a knife. ANything else we should say, my friend?

"OH MY GOD! they have formed the most unholy of alliances in WWF...er...CHUD history! this is the damnest thing i have ever seen! damn them! damn them! tune in to smackdown, the rock's show to find out what they will do next!"
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post #94 of 94
1/26/02 at 1:53pm
As interesting as this thread is, it's got to be closed for size.
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