Single Chewers only!!!! - Page 3

Hey, there are a bunch of us who were massing to revenge a stolen terriyaki chicken bowl. You can find us here: <a href="http://http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=66;t=000437" target="_blank">never EVER steal a fat guy's lunch!!!</a> If we can get all worked up about that, we can certainly direct our anger at anyone who does you wrong.

Pssst. He's not playing.

Huh?

Sure is a shiney ring you got there, mister.

Yeah, i don't really enjoy being single, but i bear with it most of the time. I seem to attract a lot of psychos for some reason.

I've gotten fairly confident recently, but had some more troubles. I walked up to a girl who i do like to ask for a number and for a date, and as soon as i opened my mouth to speak those words a guy who was also interested in her popped up out of nowhere and did it faster then i could. Well, i couldn't do it then. I work with both of these people.

. . . although, with my knowledge of the store, i bet i could deep fry him good and make it look like an accident . . . yesssssssssssss.

Dear Prala:

You are loved, valued and worshipped here at CHUD. Anything you need, anything I can do to help, just ask, ok? I can be big and angry, too, if you need reinforcements, or small and cuddly if you wanna vent.

Sadly, this is yet another example of bad things happening to a truly good person.

You're in my thoughts, Prala. Try to eat as much cake as you can.

Single. Not specifically looking but I'm open to possibility. I rather dig being a rolling stone. Did some furious hookin up in Europe. A few I would even consider a relationship with. Not the marryin type but would love to one day shack up. Can't seriously see myself reproducin' but who knows things can change.

Plus, you'd really dig The Cuff.

Im so confused right now.

I like his ring. It's shiney.

I woke up this morning, stretched out on the bed, and just stayed flumped.
And thought, "Ok, there is the occasional flip side to being single. It sucks to sleep alone, but this feels pretty damn good right about now."

Hmmm, let's see, just turned 24, last relationship (if you could call it that) ended four years ago.

Sometimes I do hate being single, and the fact that there really are no prospects on the horizon. Why? Two reasons: one, my coworkers are either teens or middle-aged. Two: see, over there? That's my emotional baggage. I have to work through that first. Moments of self-loathing brought on by failed attempts: the whole nine yards, so to speak. I'd add lingering disability angst, too, but after talking with coworkers about it, it didn't bother them, so it's a dead issue (thankfully).

My plan to change things (for the moment): I'm considering moving in a couple months down to Florida, ironically with a friend who's damned close to a divorce. If he pulls out the marriage, I'll just settle for a leisurely road trip around New York State to clear head and heart sometime this summer.

If all else fails, I'll just go back to my Jesuit college and join the priesthood, like Rath.

Sorry... didn't expect to write so much. Good words, Diva. My heart goes out to Prala.

This is why I enjoy CHUD: intelligent, thoughtful conversations about anything. Even goat porn.

Shit yeah Diva. I used to have such a problem with self confidence. Always being so hard on myself. Always putting myself down. I still kinda do have that problem, but not as much.
And the second thing you said is so true. I met Heart without even looking for someone. I had just gotten out of a pretty bad relationship, and stuff just happened.

Being single rocks: you can sit around all day in your underwear belching and spilling food on yourself, and there's no one there to bitch you out.

well, I've been single for way too long. the only real, long lasting relationship was between my 17th and 20th year of existence, when I was deeply involved with a great girl. but she broke my heart (even though she didn't mena to) and fucked me up for a long time. took me years to get over her, and I haven't had anything but short term stuff since then (or on/off relationships).

I'm truly very insecure about myself, which is why I seldom notice it if a girl is attracted to me. plus, I tend to go for girls I can't have (right now I'm pretty hung up on an incredible flirt who unfortunately has a boyfriend, and even though she dreams about having sex with me, is not likely to dump her b/f for me).

On the other hand, I'm not exactly gagging for a relationship either. I love flirting and kissing with women, but I honestly can't see myself living with someone for a while. much too much fun not having to worry about others...

There is one nice thing about being single. You do not have to worry about who has control of the romote control.