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Advice about the females... leave some here.

post #1 of 6
1/15/03 at 1:48am
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I probably should've asked this before I actually oredered the shit, but what kind of message do think would be good to put on a card that is included in a boquet of flowers for a girl that you're "just friends with" but wouldn't mind being a little bit more than friends with?

I already did my own little message and those suckers have it... but I just kind of wanted to see if I was somewhere along the right lines. So, let me see what you would put... or something.

On second thought I should've just put "Let's do it," or "Get in the kitchen and make me some pie, bitch. These flowers weren't cheap!".
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post #2 of 6
1/15/03 at 1:53am
NEVER EVER EVER DATE A GIRL FROM PARIS.

ESPECIALLY IF SHE IS OLDER THAN YOU.
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post #3 of 6
1/15/03 at 1:59am
Just fuck foriegn chicks, don't fall in love; long distance stuff gets complicated, even if they only live 20 miles away.

I've only had four rules about dating:

1) don't fuck someone for the first time when you're both drunk.

2) don't fall in love with someone from a foriegn country.

3) don't fall for someone you don't really know, as they may have a gastrointestinal disorder or are really into nazis.

4) Don't fall in love with someone who's already in love with someone else. That just hurts.

Of course I have broken all four rules. But live and learn.
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post #4 of 6
1/15/03 at 2:02am
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Wow... guess I should've been more specific reguarding the subject line.

I was looking for advice pertaining to my particular situation. Hmmm...
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post #5 of 6
1/15/03 at 2:05am
You want to send flowers to a chick you wanna date, and these flowers are supposed to hint that you wanna date her? Save the money. Call her, ask her out. Women like flowers, but don't be passive agressive about it.
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post #6 of 6
1/15/03 at 4:45am
The card should have read "Lefty wants the night off, you up for a game of 'Button, Button, Who's Got The Button?' "
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