As some of you may know, I'm terrific. Those who don't, trust me, I am. Therefore I urge you all to join together and shower me with love, dirty underwear and, most importantly, 5-stars!!! I've actually gone down past the 4.0 mark!!! This is insanity, and it must stop now!
With just one rating of 5-stars, you can help change the life of a Chewer. Imagine little Kiteless, finally able to sleep well, finally able to look himself in the mirror and say, "Damn, I deserve this!" It's so simple, how can you say no? So please, don't ignore the problem in the hopes that it will just "go away," because it won't. This is a real person in a real crisis, and only you hold the key to his happiness.
So, are you willing to make the little extra effort and change a man's life?
~~~Oh yeah, I forgot to add that I'll send you each a check for $500 if you "decide" that I deserve a good rating.~~~
(Paid for by the "Newbies Need Love, Too" foundation)
With just one rating of 5-stars, you can help change the life of a Chewer. Imagine little Kiteless, finally able to sleep well, finally able to look himself in the mirror and say, "Damn, I deserve this!" It's so simple, how can you say no? So please, don't ignore the problem in the hopes that it will just "go away," because it won't. This is a real person in a real crisis, and only you hold the key to his happiness.
So, are you willing to make the little extra effort and change a man's life?
~~~Oh yeah, I forgot to add that I'll send you each a check for $500 if you "decide" that I deserve a good rating.~~~
(Paid for by the "Newbies Need Love, Too" foundation)
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