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What kind of Freaks like PULP in Orange Juice??

post #1 of 54
Thread Starter 
Can someone explain the appeal of stringy crap (that gets stuck in your teeth) in a drink?
post #2 of 54
TROPICANA GROVESTAND MUTHAFUCKA!

That stuff is just too good, the oj without pulp tastes like water!
post #3 of 54
Quote:
wade:
Can someone explain the appeal of stringy crap (that gets stuck in your teeth) in a drink?
Shouldn't this be posted in the Sex Forum?
post #4 of 54
The pulp is more Cultured Sex, so you're good.
post #5 of 54
Freaks? Pardon me for wanting something that tastes like real oranges.

You scared of eating an actual orange, too, Nancy Boy? Huh? HUH?!?!!
post #6 of 54
I like it when a spoon can stand upright in my orange juice.
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Slam Dancin' Connigit:
TROPICANA GROVESTAND MUTHAFUCKA!
Amen to that!
post #8 of 54
Drinking a delecious breakfast liquid should not have to include a toothpick.

down with pulp!
post #9 of 54
We filter coffee, don't we?
post #10 of 54
I am firmly in the 'no pulp' camp, meself. If I wanna eat an orange, I'll eat one. If I wanna drink some juice, I'd like to be able to do it without forming sheets of paper in my mouth.
post #11 of 54
bring on the pulp!!! fuck all you non-pulpers!!
post #12 of 54
Pulp sucks. Especially with open mouth wounds like the one I have from my gum graft.
post #13 of 54
Pulp in orange juice is like shredded beef in milk.
post #14 of 54
mmmmm-mmmm. Give me a tall glass of pulpless orange juice. And why don't I dissolve a couple bouillon cubes in water. Now that's a meal.
post #15 of 54
It's like freshly squeezed juice. Sure, it's all in my mind, but it is one little deception that I allow myself. Hearty and satisfying, the pulp is. And it helps me to take a big dump at about 3:00.
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Xymog (Mike Toot):
We're a split house. I like pulp, Mrs. Xymog can't stand it.

In our fridge is a no-pulp OJ.
Crack that whip!
post #17 of 54
I don't want to have to chew my orange juice. Down with the pulp!!!
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No pulp for me but my wife loves it. She wants to have to chew the OJ.

And on the filtered coffee thing, I have some friends from the Czech Rep that don't filter theirs. Just hot water over grounds, steep, and drink. And it is gooooood.
post #19 of 54
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Saucy Jack:
Pulp in orange juice is like shredded beef in milk.
This needs more love. I agree completely. Pulped OJ falls into the same vomitous category for me as *shudder* Tapioca *shudder*.

Gimme pulp free, and I'll drink the whole carton in one sitting.

[edited for grammar/clarity]
post #20 of 54
I don't know. Matt Hardy likes it.
Pulp ain't bad. When I was growing up in Florida we had orange trees in our backyard and I remember drinking fresh oj, pulp and all. It was sweet.
post #21 of 54
Hell, as far as I'm concerned, I wish you could buy Tropicana Orange Pulp, with or without juice. Without pulp, which means it's most likely from concentrate, it tastes like someone's taken water and simply dipped a whole orange in it. Bleach. (pronounced bleh-echhk")
post #22 of 54
Tropicana Pure Premium Pulp-Free is NOT from concentrate, it's 100% juice, and it's GOOOOOD.

Just pulp? Actually, that doesn't sound bad. It's when you mix the puply bits with the smooth juice that my food-texture "wrongness" alarm goes off.
post #23 of 54
Quote:
Saucy Jack:
Pulp in orange juice is like shredded beef in milk.
This is so definitely a signature line!
post #24 of 54
How the hell do you get pulp stuck in your teeth? Do you swish it around your mouth or something?

Weirdos.

Oh, and I like the pulp.
post #25 of 54
The same way you get pubic hair in your mouth. You don't try, it's just a natural result.
post #26 of 54
Yes to pulp.
post #27 of 54
God I hate pulp. Its good in oranges, I just don't like drinking things with chewy bits in them.
post #28 of 54
Love the pulp, hate the pitcher cleaning. Laziness is a brutal mistress.
post #29 of 54
Pulp is so gross. I wont drink OJ if it has pulp.
post #30 of 54
I could go for a cool glass of Tropicana Pulp Plus right now. The pulp is the best thing about the OJ. You feel like you are really getting the full experience, instead of just a tease.

No pulp OJ is the Diet Pepsi of the juice world.
post #31 of 54
Pulp is wicked bad. As are chunks in your peanut butter.
post #32 of 54
I won't buy orange juice unless the words "LOTS OF PULP" are written somewhere on the carton. It's the only thing that even comes close to fresh squeezed, which is of course preferable over all.
post #33 of 54
Thread Starter 
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No pulp OJ is the Diet Pepsi of the juice world.
Totally. Diet Pepsi doesn't have Gobs of High Fructose corn syrup in there that original Pepsi does. The Gobs just give it that unique texture and freshly squeezed taste.

Buncha pulp lovin hippies.....
post #34 of 54
To each his or her own, but I prefer not to have pulp, unless it is fresh squeezed.
post #35 of 54
Pulp-less oj is only good for mixing drinks.
post #36 of 54
Pulp-Watch Daily Update

Current OJ Pulp Status: Low
post #37 of 54
And the current OJ Simpson status would be?
post #38 of 54
'Bout the same...
post #39 of 54
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Kiteless:
Pulp-Watch Daily Update

Current OJ Pulp Status: Low
lol

I knew as soon as I put oj the jokes would start rolling.
post #40 of 54
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capteucalyptus (Scott Roche):
No pulp for me but my wife loves it. She wants to have to chew the OJ.

And on the filtered coffee thing, I have some friends from the Czech Rep that don't filter theirs. Just hot water over grounds, steep, and drink. And it is gooooood.
You don't have to go that far. There's no filter in Cuban coffee either.

High octane goodness.
post #41 of 54
Quote:
eyeball kid:
Just pulp? Actually, that doesn't sound bad. It's when you mix the puply bits with the smooth juice that my food-texture "wrongness" alarm goes off.
Agreed. I could sit with a spoon and a bowl of pulp and enjoy it. Just keep the chunks out of my fucking juice.
post #42 of 54
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Originally Posted by wade View Post

Can someone explain the appeal of stringy crap (that gets stuck in your teeth) in a drink?


 

Are you for real? Pulp: it's what oranges got. If you have ever juiced an orange, you know that pulp is the hallmark of a fresh squeezed glass. It adds a robust flavor to the juice, and generally helps mellow the acid content IMHO

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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post

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I was searching for another thread using the keyword "orange", and this one popped up. I couldn't let this attack on pulp slide without putting my two cents in. If this irks people, raising up old threads, lemme know, but I felt like I couldn't let this pass without commenting

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There are two sides to the Thread Necromancy debate.  One side abhors it and the other side generally accepts it in lieu of cluttering up boards with redundant threads.  I would say that CHUD accepts a happy medium with rules for where certain posting content goes but also preferring you dig up a thread on a film or subject if you can find it.

 

I was more commenting on the random nature of the dig as noted in the quote at the bottom of the card I posted.

post #46 of 54

PK, you do realize the original post was almost a decade ago?  I doubt the person you are addressing will ever read your response.  The battle for pulp in orange juice rages on....i guess...

post #47 of 54

I love pulpy juice!!!

 

So the real question is...  what thread was Kate searching for using "orange?"

 

 

post #48 of 54
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post

There are two sides to the Thread Necromancy debate.  One side abhors it and the other side generally accepts it in lieu of cluttering up boards with redundant threads.  I would say that CHUD accepts a happy medium with rules for where certain posting content goes but also preferring you dig up a thread on a film or subject if you can find it.

 

I was more commenting on the random nature of the dig as noted in the quote at the bottom of the card I posted.


I genuinely appreciate this info, thanks, Tzu. I've been reading through alot of old threads lately (CASINO ROYALE PRE RELEASE, ETC) and I often want to comment but also don't want to just raise up threads pointlessly

 



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Originally Posted by RCA View Post

PK, you do realize the original post was almost a decade ago?  I doubt the person you are addressing will ever read your response.  The battle for pulp in orange juice rages on....i guess...


A fair point. It was more just sort of wanting my response entered into the record, so the attack on pulp wouldn't go unanswered

 

post #49 of 54

All you non-pulpers can burn in Hell!!!

post #50 of 54

I agree with the thread starter's sentiment: Jarvis Cocker has no business recording with Edwyn Collins.

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