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What does everyone think of Nick?

post #1 of 40
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I need love too!
post #2 of 40
Nick is my hero. He started CHUD. He interviewed Gary Coleman. He put my story on the site. He kicked Sal off. Women want him, and men want to BE him.

Brian, I know you want to put a topic up for yourself...go ahead.
post #3 of 40
I need love as well. DJ said I was a bit off. I thought we were friends. At least Nick is a cool guy. He deserves mad props for all the work he puts into this site. And the over overlords as well....but how am I off? I don't get it!
post #4 of 40
other overlords .... that was to be other overlords!
post #5 of 40
He knows my terrible addiction, and has yet to spread word to the authorities on my illegal abuse.

And it's not the crack this time kids...
Oh wait, I just lied.

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post #6 of 40
Hey!

I already asked this question in an earlier topic!

`Carl

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post #7 of 40
Nick's a bas... uh, a truly great troll-being, worthy of all love and respect given to other such overlords of the deep. He's also a closet Jan DeFight fan!
post #8 of 40
Thread Starter 
I work him into a lather in the shower every morning. So I guess I like him.

[This message has been edited by Nick Nunziata (edited 01-12-2000).]
post #9 of 40
Nick is a as innocent as the newborn lamb, and as pure as the driven snow. His strength is as the strength of ten because of the purity of his heart and the strength of his indomitable will. His enemies quake at his feet in pools of their own filth, beggin for mercy from his mighty and just hand. Children come to him to be blessed, and offer sacrifices of fresh-picked flowers with which vestal virgins weave into garlands for his hair. He can do no wrong, and is the source of all peace. I once saw him walk across a lake to heal an injured swan. He is love.
post #10 of 40
Thread Starter 
If I ever need a PR person, I am looking no farther than Grendel. Tell me, can you defeat Beowulf should he approach to harm me?
post #11 of 40
By virtue of your might and my belief in you, Beowulf would fall beneath my very gaze alone.
post #12 of 40
Thread Starter 
I'm assuming that's not the Grendel your name refers to, correct?
post #13 of 40
Correct. Grendel is a BBS handle that I've been using for uncounted eons and in locations around the world, ever since I read my first Matt Wagner comic back in the day.
post #14 of 40
Hunter Rose Rules!
post #15 of 40
Yes, yes he does. I really appreciated both of the Batman/Grendel crossovers by the esteemed Mr. Wagner, the first featuring Hunter and the second featuring Grendel-Prime. Usually, when some sort of crossover occurs Batman just uses it as an excuse to kick some new and non-DC licensed ass and sell a whole bunch of issues to fanboys who may otherwise may not buy them. Wagner didn't puss out like that, he made a cool, tough storyline and didn't focus on some ridiculous and unlikely team-up between the assassin Hunter Rose and the Dark Knight Detective.

Ooookaaay. I just realized that I sound like the fourteen year old fanboy that I perpetually am inside.

I'm never entirely certain if that is a bad thing...I mean, the whole reason that any of us are here on the CHUD board is because we like stories, right? Film, print, whatever. I mean face it, you're never too old to like stories.

I mean, unless you're like my grandpa who has Alz-Heimer's, and doesn't really like anything except for wandering around with the remote and pointing it at things and saying, "I TURN YOU OFF! I TURN YOU ON! THIS IS MY MAGIC WAND!"

And if it weren't so fucking sad it would be funny.
post #16 of 40
Thread Starter 
Nick is hung like a gnat but a great guy...
post #17 of 40
Nick makes me want to be a butter man.
post #18 of 40
Hmm, so you want to be a 'butter' man, eh? Well, isn't that nice. It's heartwarming to know Nick inspires such desire from beasts like yourself. So, here's to you being a 'butter' man! Cheers.
post #19 of 40
yeah, i like Nick Carter, he's good people. wait, nick who?
post #20 of 40
Nick Nunziata is the Mr. Rourke of my Fantasy Island.

Joram Manka is my Tatoo.
post #21 of 40
Nick sometimes talks about himself in the third person, but he invented this CHUD thing, which is pretty cool.
post #22 of 40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by devilf:
Nick has some nice pets.
and the actress he hired to play his wife was very believable.
post #23 of 40
Yeah, but she won't do full frontal.
post #24 of 40
I sacrificed my girlfriends' cat to you this morning, Nick. So sorry, I already sacrificed my girlfriend to the 4 breasted, 9 penised pygmy sex God I worship. You do deserve so much more than furry Mr. Tinklebottoms.
post #25 of 40
Holy shit! Never in thousand years....
post #26 of 40
I'm still not convinced Nick really exists. Anybody can slap lipstick on a garden weasel and call it a rimjob.

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post #27 of 40
Nick is my...

Hero

(insert "I need a hero!" with Nick running down a beach in pouring rain in only jeans, running through the water, hair all slicked with water, water all over, running...)

er...

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post #28 of 40
Thread Starter 
I love him.
post #29 of 40
3 words.

He is god.
post #30 of 40
Look at Nick, standing there on his hind legs like a little Rory Calhoun. How can you dislike the guy?

post #31 of 40
Sometimes I think I can't like Nick any more than I already do. Then he touches me in my special place and takes me places where I've never been taken before. Places that involve dwarves, Crisco oil, Mike and Ike candies and mounds and mounds of velour. Oh, and it's really painful to sit down there, too.
post #32 of 40
I'm pregnant with his love child.
post #33 of 40
I don't know who this Nick guy is, but people talk about his package all the time.
post #34 of 40
Nick is the creepy crawlie.....
post #35 of 40
Nick Annunziata is a damn good actor.
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post #38 of 40
Because that's him in the troll suit?

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post #39 of 40
I sold my Sega Game Gear to Nick.
post #40 of 40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by raoul duke:
Because that's him in the troll suit?
No, because that's him.
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