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post #1 of 22
6/12/03 at 6:48pm
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So the one year date for my girlfriend and I looms round the corner.

We agreed not to break the bank since it's not *that* big of a deal. But still, I want to be creative and get her something cool that I know she'll like.

I know what I want to get her exists, but I have no friggin' clue where to find it. Like a bracelet or chain or pendant, one that is sold in pairs, sort of one for each person.

Sorry, not the best description, but I have no idea where to look for it. I've got about a month to find it, but if Chewers could toss out some ideas or places to look, you'd be helping out a dumbfounded flyarz!

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post #2 of 22
6/12/03 at 6:49pm
Get her pregnant. Bitches love babies.
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post #3 of 22
6/12/03 at 6:58pm
Have you tried local jewelry stores? All the jewelry places around here have them in some form or another.

Also, this joint might have what you're looking for but can be a little pricey.

<a href="http://www.redenvelope.com" target="_blank">www.redenvelope.com</a>
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post #4 of 22
6/12/03 at 6:59pm
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Devin is the Faux Elite:
Get her pregnant. Bitches love babies.
That was the one month gift, man.
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post #5 of 22
6/12/03 at 7:00pm
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gravedigger41:
Have you tried local jewelry stores? All the jewelry places around here have them in some form or another.

Also, this joint might have what you're looking for but can be a little pricey.

<a href="http://www.redenvelope.com" target="_blank">www.redenvelope.com</a>
I was thinking about jewelry stores, but they all look intimidating, and I'm sure that it's out of my price range.

I just want something simple. My girlfriend is not big on jewelry, but she'll love the whole relationship aspect of it.
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post #6 of 22
6/12/03 at 7:10pm
Eh, don't be intimidated. They're really not that bad. Lots of times there are sales or discounts running and you can get out pretty cheap.

Hell, maybe a Spencer's would have a cheap version of what you're looking for. But that would mean you'd have to go inside a Spencer's...
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post #7 of 22
6/12/03 at 7:19pm
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Maybe I can get her one of those things where you squeeze the pump and the guy's pants fall down!
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post #8 of 22
6/12/03 at 7:33pm
Take her out to dinner, lean over kiss her on the forehead. Then say; "I know you might be thinking I broke the promise to not break the bank on our one year anniversary but I didn't. I dont see any reason to be spending money on gifts for someone I am no longer seeing."(wait about 15 seconds thats when she should kinda get her eyes back in focus and about to say what?)

Then say; "thats right bitch I'm dumping your ass find you own ride to a Super 8." Proceed to pick up the basket of bread, smack the valets ass and laugh like Homer while driving away.
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post #9 of 22
6/12/03 at 7:33pm
I don't know if you have a store there called Things Remembered, but I know they carry them. These stores are usually located in your local mall. You can even have it engraved, if you so wish.
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post #10 of 22
6/12/03 at 7:45pm
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Godzuki:
Take her out to dinner, lean over kiss her on the forehead. Then say; "I know you might be thinking I broke the promise to not break the bank on our one year anniversary but I didn't. I dont see any reason to be spending money on gifts for someone I am no longer seeing."(wait about 15 seconds thats when she should kinda get her eyes back in focus and about to say what?)

Then say; "thats right bitch I'm dumping your ass find you own ride to a Super 8." Proceed to pick up the basket of bread, smack the valets ass and laugh like Homer while driving away.
Gotta love that edgy CHUD humor!
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post #11 of 22
6/12/03 at 7:49pm
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kittyinjammies:
I don't know if you have a store there called Things Remembered, but I know they carry them. These stores are usually located in your local mall. You can even have it engraved, if you so wish.
Sounds familiar! I'll investigate. Thanks a lot, kitty.
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post #12 of 22
6/12/03 at 9:08pm
Give her your boner.
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post #13 of 22
6/12/03 at 9:17pm
How about his and hers electric-monitoring anklets: "Not just for house-arrest anymore."
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post #14 of 22
6/12/03 at 9:24pm
Even better. "His and Her head-exploding death collars from the blockbuster "The Running Man"
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post #15 of 22
6/12/03 at 9:30pm
It'd be better if you got the ones from that Rutger Hauer movie. That way, she'd always be by your side. If she strayed too far away... BOOM!

Together forever.
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post #16 of 22
6/13/03 at 12:26pm
I think if you go to the grocery store and they have those machines that used to be a nickel and then a quarter and now 50 cents to get stuff you might have some luck. They often have those fancy hearts that have been jaggedly cut in half, with one half for each necklace. Unfortunately you do take your chances with those machines and it might be 4-5 tries before you hit paydirt, but if you're lucky you'll also have a gumball to show for your work. Is $2.50 more than the break the bank limit?
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post #17 of 22
6/13/03 at 1:19pm
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This thread lasted longer than I expected.
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post #18 of 22
6/13/03 at 1:22pm
It's been said once before but...

Anal Beads: The gift that keeps on giving.
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post #19 of 22
6/14/03 at 1:00pm
Give her a life-sized wax Rivers Cuomo.
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post #20 of 22
6/14/03 at 1:16pm
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That's probably what she's getting me.
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post #21 of 22
6/14/03 at 4:09pm
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kittyinjammies:
I don't know if you have a store there called Things Remembered, but I know they carry them. These stores are usually located in your local mall. You can even have it engraved, if you so wish.
<a href="http://www.thingsremembered.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StoreCatalogDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=10001&javascript=true" target="_blank">Things Remembered Website</a>
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post #22 of 22
6/14/03 at 4:32pm
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Diva is Flowers McFluffyblossom:
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kittyinjammies:
I don't know if you have a store there called Things Remembered, but I know they carry them. These stores are usually located in your local mall. You can even have it engraved, if you so wish.
<a href="http://www.thingsremembered.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StoreCatalogDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=10001&javascript=true" target="_blank">Things Remembered Website</a>
I was there, but don't recall seeing anything. Bah. I'll ransack the mall sometime soon.
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