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Hell on Earth is....

post #1 of 10
6/13/03 at 2:38pm
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...being stuck with a co-worker who has Dido's CD on repeat so that every nuance of her cloying, cutesy, sub-Sarah MacLaughlin singing style gets carved into your brain with a hot jagged scalpel.
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post #2 of 10
6/13/03 at 2:44pm
Oh god I am so so so so so so sorry.
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post #3 of 10
6/13/03 at 2:45pm
Sarah Brightman? Emma Shapplin?
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post #4 of 10
6/13/03 at 2:54pm
Solution:

Step 1: Walk to Co-Worker's CD Player.

Step 2: Press "Stop".

Step 3: Remove said Dido cd and deposit in nearest garbage recepticle.

Step 4: Insert Slayer's 'Seasons in the Abyss' and turn up to 11.

Step 5: Press "Play" and reap the rewards of vengeance.
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post #5 of 10
6/13/03 at 2:57pm
Micah, I want to thank you.

(runs away)
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post #6 of 10
6/13/03 at 2:58pm
Here's the key question:

How good is the production??
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post #7 of 10
6/13/03 at 3:03pm
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9th Circle of said Hell on Earth: You guys.
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post #8 of 10
6/13/03 at 3:05pm
Quote:
flyarz:
Here's the key question:

How good is the production??
I wish I'd thought of that.
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post #9 of 10
6/13/03 at 6:00pm
We also use headphones for anything loud enough to be heard in the next cube. There are diplomatic ways out of this.
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post #10 of 10
6/16/03 at 10:48pm
Hm, with a little creative spacing, that's damn near poetry:

Quote:
Bunny Dracula:
Poor Dido,
One little consonant
Would have made all the difference
Instead of being ass
She could have been shoved up an ass Preferably your co-workers.
Alas.
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