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post #1 of 4
6/16/03 at 3:23pm
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In what language does "Take a little off the top" translate into "Make my head look like a giant testicle"?

I just went from looking like Neo inside the Matrix to looking like Neo immediately after being freed from the Matrix.

The universe sucks cosmic dick today.
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post #2 of 4
6/16/03 at 3:27pm
I once said "shave the back and sides with a number 3, and leave the top long enough to be curly". Somehow that got translated into "Shave my head, please."

The good news is that it grows back. You'll get used to it in a couple of days. Try not to sweat it.
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post #3 of 4
6/16/03 at 3:54pm
Eh, one of the best things about having long hair. Very little cutting involved, unless you want it down to your ass.
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post #4 of 4
6/16/03 at 4:24pm
I cut my own hair, so I have no one to blame but myself.

Find a good hat and it will all be back to normal soon enough.
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