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SHOUT!SHOUT! Let it All out! These are the things I could do without!

post #1 of 37
6/18/03 at 3:40am
Thread Starter 
These are just some of the current annoyances that clutter my world. A perfect world would have them gone.

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People who during hot weather say, "Hot enough for ya?"

People who walk into a room/office/house/apartment and say "knock, knock" instead of fucking doing it!

People who say "I'm a cat person" or "I'm dog person." Are you too selfish and stupid to like them both?

People who come into my place of employment and order glasses 5 minutes before closing forcing me to stay an extra 30.

People who refer to the theater or the video store as "the movie house!"

Coffee drinkers.

Salsa eaters

People who put waaay too much value into sports. Obesessing over the Superbowl/Worldseries etc...

Minivans

People who act as if they are at home while at the theater. Talking loudly, arguing with spouse, kids etc...

Gun lovers

People who have never seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

Child abusers

People who add plural to Wal-Mart by saying "Wal-Marts or "Wal-Marx"


Hunters

People who think Elvis was not talented

Animal abusers

Old people who think they are owed something

Drew Carrey fans

People who think Carrey Ann Moss is a woman and attractive.

People who think George Bush the Sequel is smart.

People who never wear shorts even when its 104 in the shade.

People who watch "Who's Line is it Anyway?" (either version)

All of the fuckers responsible for the premature cancellations of these most excellent shows:

Futurama
The Family Guy
Action
Freaks & Geeks
Doctor, Doctor
Battlestar Galactica
Brisco County, Jr.
Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Firefly

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post #2 of 37
6/18/03 at 4:26am
Quote:
General Zod:
People who walk into a room/office/house/apartment and say "knock, knock" instead of fucking doing it!
OH now he's raggin' on Dutch now?!?!?
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post #3 of 37
6/18/03 at 4:48am
My addition: people who misquote Tears for Fears lyrics.
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post #4 of 37
6/18/03 at 5:00am
"Let it ALL out"! Not "let it ON out!" In the words of Camp Anawana counselor Ug Lee, "Now get it right or pay the price!"
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post #5 of 37
6/18/03 at 5:23am
Quote:
NOWHEREMan:
People who list their annoyances as if anyone should care or find it ammusing.
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post #6 of 37
6/18/03 at 9:43am
Quote:
General Zod:

Drew Carrey fans

People who watch "Who's Line is it Anyway?" (either version)
People who don't like Drew Carey fans.
People who don't like "Who's Line is it?"
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post #7 of 37
6/18/03 at 2:23pm
People who disagree with my line, "Could Wayne Brady look any more GAYER?"
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post #8 of 37
6/18/03 at 2:31pm
People who can't imagine Wayne Brady in pumps and fish-net stockings.
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post #9 of 37
6/18/03 at 2:37pm
Quote:
General Zod:
People who never wear shorts even when its 104 in the shade.
Ok in the shade, I will give you the fact that shorts are better than pants, but...
In the sun, a pair of light colored pants will keep your legs cooler than shorts will. The pants act like a self contained leg cooler, keeping the sun out yet allowing air to flow to your legs. Try it some time.
Plus, some of us prefer to use all measures available when avoiding skin cancer.
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post #10 of 37
6/19/03 at 12:23am
Quote:
Blofeld:
People who can't imagine Wayne Brady in pumps and fish-net stockings.
People who admit to imagining Wayne Brady in pumps and fish-net stockings.
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post #11 of 37
6/26/03 at 10:50am
People who say, "ATM Machine" instead of ATM.
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post #12 of 37
6/26/03 at 10:52am
People who wear socks with sandles

Those huge Black sunglasses that old people wear

People who wear black socks and shorts

The expressions: Penny for your thoughts & If I could be a fly on the wall...
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post #13 of 37
6/26/03 at 12:06pm
Quote:
Clarence Beaks:
My addition: people who misquote Tears for Fears lyrics.
Actually, most genXers don't know it Tears for Fears, they think it's Disturbed who wrote it.
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post #14 of 37
6/26/03 at 12:08pm
Quote:
thedudeabides:
People who say, "ATM Machine" instead of ATM.
Well, if they say ATM, that could mean Asynchronous Transfer Mode, wouldn't it?

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post #15 of 37
6/26/03 at 12:09pm
Quote:
thedudeabides:
People who wear socks with sandles

Those huge Black sunglasses that old people wear

People who wear black socks and shorts

The expressions: Penny for your thoughts & If I could be a fly on the wall...
Sounds like someone needs to spend some time away from grandpa and grandma...
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post #16 of 37
6/26/03 at 1:40pm
Quote:
Gruber: THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE:
Quote:
General Zod:
People who walk into a room/office/house/apartment and say "knock, knock" instead of fucking doing it!
OH now he's raggin' on Dutch now?!?!?
Gruber got a fiver from me for that post.

Awesome.
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post #17 of 37
6/26/03 at 1:45pm
Quote:
Boomstick:
Gruber got a fiver from me for that post.
Same here.
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post #18 of 37
6/26/03 at 1:46pm
Quote:
Bunny Dracula:

And Family Guy should have been cancelled in utero.
Kill this man.

And hey, you can set your signature in the EDIT PROFILE section. Just in case you didn't know.
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post #19 of 37
6/26/03 at 1:47pm
My addition to the hate list:

Dan Laugharn.
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post #20 of 37
6/26/03 at 3:51pm
Quote:
General Zod:
Salsa eaters
You sir, are insane. Salsa is the greatest food invention quite possibly ever. Cooked yourself a crappy batch of eggs for breakfast? Add salsa. Cooked yourself a great batch of eggs for breakfast? Add salsa. Half a bag of tortilla chips in the pantry? Thank God you've still got some salsa. Then we have the multitude of Mexican foods which are substantially better with salsa. Yep, you're nuts.
My only salsa concern is that you seem to have to choose between tasting good and being hot. Can I get a hot salsa with good taste over here please?
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post #21 of 37
6/26/03 at 3:56pm
People being redundant. (Like ATM machine)
What the WTF?
People who say the same thing over and over.
Mine enemies. (Who have not yet been smote.)
MTV.
Music Videos.
Reality TV. (Especially stage parents behaving badly, or whatever it's called.)
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post #22 of 37
6/26/03 at 4:08pm
People who say FATWA.
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post #23 of 37
6/27/03 at 3:33am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Clarence Beaks:
My addition: people who misquote Tears for Fears lyrics.
I caught the spelling snafu, but it was too late and you can't edit the titles of threads once its posted.
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post #24 of 37
6/27/03 at 3:37am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
A-Pathetic:
Quote:
General Zod:
Salsa eaters
You sir, are insane. Salsa is the greatest food invention quite possibly ever. Cooked yourself a crappy batch of eggs for breakfast? Add salsa. Cooked yourself a great batch of eggs for breakfast? Add salsa. Half a bag of tortilla chips in the pantry? Thank God you've still got some salsa. Then we have the multitude of Mexican foods which are substantially better with salsa. Yep, you're nuts.
My only salsa concern is that you seem to have to choose between tasting good and being hot. Can I get a hot salsa with good taste over here please?
I HATE Mexican food so I stand by my dislike for this vile concoction.
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post #25 of 37
6/27/03 at 3:41am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
General Zod:
Quote:
Clarence Beaks:
My addition: people who misquote Tears for Fears lyrics.
I caught the spelling snafu, but it was too late and you can't edit the titles of threads once its posted.
Nevermind.
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post #26 of 37
6/27/03 at 3:31pm
I HATE MAAAAAAADLOOOOOOCK!!!!!!
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post #27 of 37
6/27/03 at 4:26pm
Don't be hatin'...
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post #28 of 37
6/27/03 at 5:05pm
People who say "Hot Water Heater"...What the fuck is that?...It's a WATER HEATER !......I had a lady come into my job today and ask if we had any Burgamy rugs.....Burgamy?.....She said "Ya know, wine colored...." Burgundy...Ya know what.....Fuck 'em....I hate stupid people....and Laugharn.....'cause he needs a nemesis and I need a Texan to fight with......Remember the Alamo...Beeyatch!!!!!
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post #29 of 37
6/29/03 at 12:53pm
People that ask for "Black and white printer cartridges."
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post #30 of 37
6/29/03 at 6:48pm
People who get pissed off easily by small insignificant things.
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post #31 of 37
6/29/03 at 11:15pm
Weiners (ex. some people)

People (ex. Laugharn)

Hip hop culture (ex. The kind of stuff Laugharn is probably into)
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post #32 of 37
6/30/03 at 12:09am
Quote:
Werewolf Gurls Life is a Dark Room:
Hip hop culture (ex. The kind of stuff Laugharn is probably into)
OMG RACIST.
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post #33 of 37
6/30/03 at 2:51am
I hate people with skin.
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post #34 of 37
6/30/03 at 2:59am
I expect nothing less of you. (You're missing an apostrophe in your screen name.)
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post #35 of 37
6/30/03 at 3:01am
There is something very strange about the internet today...

Please see my reply below.

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post #36 of 37
6/30/03 at 3:02am
Yes and I also spelled 'girl' wrong. It's all to give me class, man.
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post #37 of 37
6/30/03 at 10:23am
I could do without Diane Sawyer.
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