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post #1 of 24
6/23/03 at 5:28pm
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...ARE NOT FUNNY!
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post #2 of 24
6/23/03 at 5:30pm
You mean like the "MERYL STREEP" I saw at the concert on Friday?

No, they're not.
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post #3 of 24
6/23/03 at 5:35pm
You mean the ones that say:

Cat. The other white meat.

Stop bugging me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me!

My God can beat up your God!
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post #4 of 24
6/23/03 at 6:01pm
What about the one that says "VINCE".

That one rules.
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post #5 of 24
6/23/03 at 6:11pm
I personally like:

"Your village called. Their idiot is missing."
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post #6 of 24
6/23/03 at 6:43pm
My friend has a great one that says

"It's not that i'm anti-social- I just hate you."
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post #7 of 24
6/23/03 at 6:45pm
Oh and another one has that shirt that says

"Can't sleep clowns will eat me" over and over...that was funny for a couple minutes.

Most of the shirts you see with sayings suck- go to <a href="http://www.rottencotton.com" target="_blank">www.rottencotton.com</a> or <a href="http://www.tshirthell.com" target="_blank">www.tshirthell.com</a> for some real fuckin' shirts.
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post #8 of 24
6/23/03 at 11:04pm
Just got three shirts from tshirthell.com:

IV:XX
"By the time you read this, you've already read it."

and finally, in really small letters, near the bottom of the fron of the shirt:

"If you're already this close, why don't you just suck my dick?"
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post #9 of 24
6/24/03 at 1:58am
I saw an obviously Native American man at a record store the other day wearing a shirt that simply read

ME INDIAN

Best shirt EVER.
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post #10 of 24
6/24/03 at 3:02am
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I hope you guys are kidding...those really are incredibly retarded sayings.
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post #11 of 24
6/24/03 at 7:27am
Two that don't totally bug the crap out of me.

A friend has one that says:

"I see stupid people." (that one usually gets some looks)

I saw these two shirts at a store one time, and have been looking for them again every sense:

"I brake for animals. Then I eat them, and wear thier skins."

and

"That which does not kill me........ Had better riddle me with enough bullets that I don't get up and chase it down."
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post #12 of 24
6/24/03 at 9:56am
I bought a shirt a few years back that says:

'We don't care. We don't have to care. We're Exxon. At Exxon we're a part of the problem.'

I used to love the shit out of it, but now I think it is pretty lame.
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post #13 of 24
6/24/03 at 4:21pm
They're all in the "Bad Hair Day" lame catchphrase of the week category. I don't have a bumpersticker on my car... I sure as shit won't wear one.

Althought the "Me Indian" was was pretty funny in its context.
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post #14 of 24
6/24/03 at 4:40pm
I'm probably dating myself here. When I was in high school, I had a shirt that said "See Dick smoke. See Dick choke. See Dick croak." with little stick man animations. I was told to go home and change, and not to wear it any more.
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post #15 of 24
6/24/03 at 4:53pm
I got a friend, a real big guy, like close to 400 lbs big. He wears a t-shirt all the time that says:

I See Little People.

old, tired idea, but funny when he wears it.
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post #16 of 24
6/25/03 at 7:34pm
The best is

<a href="http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a112" target="_blank">http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a112</a>
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post #17 of 24
6/25/03 at 7:38pm
I acutally laugh every time I see

Guns Don't Kill People
Mario Van Peebles
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post #18 of 24
6/25/03 at 11:06pm
That "My kid raped your honor student" bumper sticker from rotten cotton is pure GENIOUS.

There was also some bumper stickers I saw online that said -
"Keep America Beautiful. Stab Ravers in the face."

Wish I knew where they sold those...
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post #19 of 24
6/26/03 at 12:19am
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post #20 of 24
6/26/03 at 8:55am
thedudeabides says Relax.
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post #21 of 24
6/26/03 at 11:02am
I own one, but it was a gift. It states the following:

I'm not a bitch,
I'm THE bitch,
and that's MS. bitch to you!
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post #22 of 24
6/26/03 at 11:12am
I have one of the "Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me" that I got a few years back. I agree that most of the ones are lame, but I will say that the Clown shirt does still amuse people. Whether they're amused that I would go out in public wearing it or the shirt itself remains questionable.
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post #23 of 24
6/26/03 at 1:50pm
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Ok, I have to admit, that one is hilarious.

But the shirts I'm referring to are all of the little catchphrases you've all been throwing out. God, they are so lame.

And will sombody tell the NEWBIES that you can SET YOUR SIGNATURE in the MY PROFILE-EDIT PROFILE section of the boards? When thedudeabides's signature is four times longer than his actual post, there's a problem.
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post #24 of 24
6/26/03 at 1:54pm
I think I want to date the chick in Yando's post.

Devil Unicorn has the funniest sig.

I saw a great one at t-shirt hell. It was for a baby, and it said, I'm proof that my mom likes to fuck.
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