CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Misc. Culture › I Break For ... well, nobody, really
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

I Break For ... well, nobody, really

post #1 of 20
6/26/03 at 2:00pm
Thread Starter 
The Windshield Woman is guilty:
<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/06/26/windshield.death/index.html" target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/06/26/windshield.death/index.html</a>

Took the jury less than an hour to convict her of murder and tampering with evidence (leaving the victim locked in your garage certainly qualifying as "tampering") and could face life in prison.
Reply
post #2 of 20
6/26/03 at 2:03pm
I was so horrified when I first heard this story.

Not to sound like a cheesy-lawyer but, this is a good day for justice. And for homeless people stuck in windshields.
Reply
post #3 of 20
6/26/03 at 2:07pm
Great choice for the topic line. I wonder how long it will take the appeal process.
Reply
post #4 of 20
6/26/03 at 2:59pm
Quote:
Matt Goldberg:
I was so horrified when I first heard this story.
Me too. It is so insane. Even if the woman was "panicked and hysterical," she was clearly sane enough to hide the body in her garage, call her boyfriend (instead of the police), and dispose of the body. She deserves what she gets.
Reply
post #5 of 20
6/26/03 at 4:54pm
The police only found out she was the one responsible for the body they'd found when she told the story at a party four months after she hit the guy.

She told the story.

At a party.

Too bad we don't know the make of her car; we could call the story "MURDER-CEDES II."
Reply
post #6 of 20
6/26/03 at 5:02pm
"Panicked and hysterical" loses every fucking amount of validity the minute you add "Panicked, hysterical, drunk, and high".

Fuck her.
Reply
post #7 of 20
6/26/03 at 9:06pm
This is why I stay the fuck outta Ft Worth. Damn crazy drivers.
Reply
post #8 of 20
6/26/03 at 9:33pm
Watched a few minutes of her testifying in her own defense at the sentencing portion of the trial. Christ, it's straight out of a late 90's horror flick. She gets drunk and high and kills a guy with her car. She can't call the cops 'cause she's got three different kinds of drugs in her and, well, she fucking smashed into a guy, so she calls her friend. Her friend can't call the cops 'cause she's the one who gave Miss Dale Earnhardt the Ecstacy pill. So they decide just to dump him.

Guy shoulda come back with a hook for a hand or something and wasted 'em.
Reply
post #9 of 20
6/26/03 at 10:12pm
Everybody who tells me drugs and booze are cool is pretty fucking wrong.

Or maybe they're right, and it just so happens that a lot of people who consume them are fucking lose-ors...?

Dear God,

Congraturation on another class act.

"Love", Jason

Reply
post #10 of 20
6/26/03 at 10:40pm
I hope she likes dyke sex... cause she'll be getting a lot of that. Fucking bitch.
Reply
post #11 of 20
6/27/03 at 3:12am
Quote:
Hot Animal Machine:
Everybody who tells me drugs and booze are cool is pretty fucking wrong.

Or maybe they're right, and it just so happens that a lot of people who consume them are fucking lose-ors...?
Like anything else on the goddamn planet, it's up to the individual. A woman who would leave a man bleeding in her windshield for days on end has issues other than substance abuse, ok?

Drinking, smoking, and drug use aren't ever cool-- they're just a personal choice. Like gun ownership. Or cunnilingus.
Reply
post #12 of 20
6/27/03 at 7:08am
No, Jake - I think cunnilingus is mandatory.
Reply
post #13 of 20
6/27/03 at 9:50am
I saw on the news this morning that there is a chance, albeit slim, that she could get off with only probation. First time offender and all that shit.

However, she also could get life.
Reply
post #14 of 20
6/27/03 at 9:56am
Quote:
Shelby:
This is why I stay the fuck outta Ft Worth. Damn crazy drivers.
Shelby, where is the love??!! Besides, it's not the drivers in Ft. Worth you need to worry about, it's the drugs.

And kitty, this is TX, she will get no less than 10 years. My money's on 20.
Reply
post #15 of 20
6/27/03 at 3:47pm
Quote:
Hot Animal Machine:
Everybody who tells me drugs and booze are cool is pretty fucking wrong.

Or maybe they're right, and it just so happens that a lot of people who consume them are fucking lose-ors...?
Yeah and everyone who drives an automobile is going to use it to kill someone.

This woman obviously has issues far outside of drug use.

Everyone is so up in arms these days about stereotypes or generalizations, yet so quick to label all drug users as idiots.
Reply
post #16 of 20
6/27/03 at 4:12pm
Quote:
kittyinjammies:
I saw on the news this morning that there is a chance, albeit slim, that she could get off with only probation. First time offender and all that shit.
It would take an incredibly incompetent judge to lay down probation. That basically tells people that when it comes to running down the homeless, everybody gets one.
Reply
post #17 of 20
6/28/03 at 1:07am
Thread Starter 
She got 50 years.
Reply
post #18 of 20
6/28/03 at 1:30am
Yay justice!
Reply
post #19 of 20
6/30/03 at 2:31pm
This is a sad day for the, "I was messed up on drugs at the time, and I pannicked" defense. For shame, for shame.
Reply
post #20 of 20
6/30/03 at 2:51pm
Quote:
Saucy:
Watched a few minutes of her testifying in her own defense at the sentencing portion of the trial. Christ, it's straight out of a late 90's horror flick. She gets drunk and high and kills a guy with her car. She can't call the cops 'cause she's got three different kinds of drugs in her and, well, she fucking smashed into a guy, so she calls her friend. Her friend can't call the cops 'cause she's the one who gave Miss Dale Earnhardt the Ecstacy pill. So they decide just to dump him.

Guy shoulda come back with a hook for a hand or something and wasted 'em.
What the fuck? I've been known to party in my day, and althought taking drugs isn't the smartest thing in the world, I sure as Hell am smart enough to know not to DRIVE A FUCKING CAR while completely fucked up!!

I don't even know how its possible. I would imagine that getting in a car with a half-dead homeless guy dangling in the windshield would sober me up real quick! that or give me one helluva bad head trip.
Reply
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Misc. Culture
CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Misc. Culture › I Break For ... well, nobody, really