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Strom Thurmond Died

post #1 of 24
Thread Starter 
In my lifetime, no less. I owe somebody a dollar.
post #2 of 24
Big deal.
post #3 of 24
Say, maybe there is a God...
post #4 of 24
Wonder if that whole 'legal sodomy' thing was too much for him?
post #5 of 24
What took so fucking long?

Loser racist asshole.
post #6 of 24
Can't wait to hear the Trent Lott eulogy.
post #7 of 24
I hope it hurt.
post #8 of 24
Well there goes the last living slave owner.

You know he started out a Democrat...what the fuck was that all about...
Wait, what am I talking about? I'm from Chicago, not exactly the home of enlightened Dems...
post #9 of 24
Let's have a CHUD party at his gravesite!
post #10 of 24
Yeah, this is just what I needed...an excuse to go out celebrating this weekend.
post #11 of 24
Stick your Razorcock of Agony in his dessicated old ass and spin him like a windchime for me, Satan.
post #12 of 24
"Doctors say the official cause of death was 'cracking in half.'"
post #13 of 24
This sucks. Now who is Jay Leno gonna make fun of when there's a dinosaur discovery?
post #14 of 24
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy......
post #15 of 24
Haha. Old man died. Burn in hell, wrinkle-dick.
post #16 of 24
I wish he went out tripping and then falling down the captial steps. BOOM..BOOM..BOOM..BOOM...*crunch*
post #17 of 24
Anyone wanna tell me who this guy is?
post #18 of 24
Thread Starter 
The oldest dude ever. He was a South Carolina senator, once fillabustered for over twenty four hours to block the civil rights act of 1957. He was really, really old.
post #19 of 24
...

Can someone credible tell me who this guy was?
post #20 of 24
And old, old racist former senator. I call him wrinkle-dick.
post #21 of 24
Thank you Gruber. I suppose it's not a bad thing he's dead then.
post #22 of 24
He clearly broke his end of the deal with the Cenobites. He was supposed to live forever once he solved the Lament Configuration back in 54 B.C., but I guess that fell through.
post #23 of 24
And here I thought there were no more good "Man, Thurmond's old" jokes. Thanx, Gruber.

<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/27/obituaries/27STROM.html" target="_blank">Thurmond's five-page NYT obit</a> is an interesting read (if somewhat strained in its positivity). Some surprising anecdotes stand out among the vileness and provincialism, such as the fact that he was decorated for-while in his mid-forties-participating in the Normandy landing as a glider pilot.
post #24 of 24
When I heard about this, the first image that popped into my head was the Skeksis emperor crumbling into dust from The Dark Crystal.
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