Tonight's Simpsons...

I believe you're confusing the simpsons with tonight's x-files.

It wasn't THAT bad. Not a great one by any means. However, this season has started off pretty good.

It coulda been better, but again we had a truly surreal ending like the badgers in the first episode. Did that tree ever stop? What's up with that? Good stuff.

Also, the lines about Lisa narcing on their stash will be filed away in my "To be quoted incessantly" file.

Homer (eyes shifting): "Marge, she's gonna narc on our stash!"
Marge: "Homer, we don't HAVE a stash."
Homer (eyes still shifting):"No, of course not..."

What REALLY irritated me about last night was that once again, fucking football made it so that Futurama didn't air. It's horrible the way they treat this show. We got a couple of new episdoes and now it hasn't aired for like 3 weeks. FOX - It's a good show, please give it some respect.

This season of the Simpsons has been terrible. Last night's was the best episode so far, but still it was pretty damn lame. Take the show off the air i say. Even Malcolm in the Middle has been weak this year compared to last year. The X-Files was a ripoff of many earlier episodes, but still kinda fun. I'm growing to like the robert patrick and sculley team.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals

Hmmmm - Jack, you're correct the were-car episode is all we've gotten so far, and the next episode airs this Sunday.


Here's a preview of what's to come courtesy of www.futurama.org: (also known as www.futuramaoutlet.com)

"Episode Thirty-One: War is the H-Word (2ACV17)
Date: Sunday, Nov. 26th at 7PM

FRY AND BENDER LEARN THAT WAR IS GOOD FOR NOTHING

Bender and Fry volunteer for military duty to enjoy the benefits of the soldiers's discount. When war breaks out later that same day, Leela too decides to join the all-male ranks, under the guise of Lee Lemon, and creates quite a stir for her leader, Zapp Brannigan.

Alternate Listing:
Fry and Bender unwittingly join the Earth army just as war is declared on a distant planet. Zapp Branigan leads the Planet Express crew into war, meanwhile Kif falls in love.

Voice Cast: Billy West as Fry, Professor Farnsworth and Dr. Zoidberg; Katey Sagal as Leela; John DiMaggio as Bender; Phil LaMarr as Hermes,Lauren Tom as Amy; Maurice LaMarche.

"Episode Thirty-Two: The Cryonic Woman" (2ACV19)
Date TBA

Fry's old girlfriend Michelle from the 20th century defrosts.

"Episode Thirty-Three: Amazon Women in the Mood" (3ACV01)
Date TBA

Fry, Bender, Zapp, and Kif get taken prisoner on a sex starved planet of Amazonian women (and don't exactly want to escape).

"Episode Thirty-Four: Parasites Lost" (3ACV02)
Date TBA

Fry ingests a parasite (worm) which builds a civilization inside of him.

"Episode Thirty-Five: A Tale of Two Santas" (3ACV03)
Date TBA

Fry, Leela, and Bender try to defeat Santa during his annual mayhem. Fry wants to reinstate the Christmas that he remembers from the time when Santa was a good guy. With a window of opportunity, Bender attempts to take over the role of Santa Claus. When he's making his rounds as Santa, he runs across Kwanzaa-bot (played by Coolio), who is a robot that delivers Kwanzaa presents. Santa Bender soon realizes that he is in for one big sleigh ride.

"Episode Thirty-Six: The Luck of the Fryrish" (3ACV04)
Date TBA

Fry goes searching for a seven-leaf clover he stored away in the 20th century.

"Episode Thirty-Seven: The Birdbot of Ice-catraz" (3ACV05)
Date TBA

Bender pilots a tanker of dark matter that spills on a Plutonian penguin refuge

"Episode Thirty-Eight: Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
Date TBA

While breaking a strike at the bending factory, Bender falls in love with a fellow robot - but he has competition from Flexo for her affections.

"Episode Thirty-Nine: That's Lobstertainment!" (3ACV07)
Date TBA

Dr. Zoidberg persuades his long lost Uncle - silent hologram star Harold Zoid - to make a movie with Calculon.

"Episode Forty: The Cyber House Rules" (3ACV08)
Date TBA

Leela returns to her old orphanage where a fellow alumnus agrees to perform surgery to give her a second eye.

"Episode Forty-One: Where the Buggalo Roam" (3ACV09)
Date TBA

Amy and Kif try to save the day when rustlers poach the Wong family's prized herd of buggalo.

"Episode Forty-Two: Insane in the Mainframe" (3ACV10)
Date TBA

Bender and Fry are wrongly sent to a robot insane asylum

"Episode Forty-Three: The Route of All Evil (tentative title)" (3ACV11)
Date TBA

Cubert and Hermes' son Dwight use the Planet Express crew to help with their paper route.

"Episode Forty-Four: The Times They Are A-Bendin' (tentative title)" (3ACV12)
Date TBA

Bender becomes a folk singer.

"Episode Forty-Five: Time's Up (tentative title)" (3ACV13)
Date TBA

The Harlem Globetrotters cause a disturbance in time

"Episode Forty-Six: Love at First Cyborg (tentative title)" (3ACV14)
Date TBA

Fry falls in love with a robot duplicate of a current starlet.


Yes. An episode devoted to Bender becoming a folk singer. Sweet.
Bender (voice breaking into a wistful drawl towards the end): "Yeah...I guess a robot would hafta be crazy to wanna be a folk singer."



[This message has been edited by eyeball kid (edited 11-21-2000).]

Goddamit, I wish you guys would stop whining. I get 5 to 7 belly laughs from the worst Simpson's episodes - which is an amazing feat. I believe it is still the best television show on the air right now, probably the best ever.

Futurama is great too and has better animation. But which one do I laugh more and harder at? Its the Simpsons.

For someone to want the Simpsons to go off the air is just wrong, and should be illegal.

By the way the most recent one wasn't so bad ... sing along with Moe ... "I put some onions down my trousers..."