The Arnold S. and Ronald R. California Debate TV?
Besides having the same letters in their first name, these actors would most likely have different ideals. Especially if they competed only against each other for the job of being California’s Governor.
Here’s an example of a speech Arnold might have said, if the qualifications for California Governorship were based only on their movie-title history:
“I’m running for Governor of California because the State of California is in trouble.”
“Californians have been told too many times far too many TRUE LIES. So like the TERMINATOR in TERMINATOR 2, it’s going to be ‘Hasta la Vista’ to many government officials in Sacramento. Especially to those, who have over the years, passed PREDATOR-like government issues, laws, and bills.”
“For too long, some city and state officials have filled their pockets with the taxpayers hard-earned money. I also consider Worker’s Comp for the small business owner, COLLATERAL DAMAGE as large amounts of money unjustifiably goes JINGLE ALL THE WAY into elected officials bank accounts. This has got to stop.”
“The role of California’s Governor is no children playground, but I will be a KINDERGARTEN COP to bring justice to those who have turned their backs to the people. When the time comes to vote, the only thing a Californian will need, is a pencil. I will provide an ERASER. This way, … we the people, together, will wipe out much of this political RED HEAT that was created by the old CONAN THE BARBARIAN-type of state leadership.”
When asked if he’s feeling any heat coming from the Lt. Governor’s political camp, Arnold S. replied;
“I understand, that the acting Lieutenant Governor want’s to now dethrone THE VILLIAN of a Governor, then turn right around and practice his own CONAN THE DESTROYER-type of rule.” Pointing at the camera Arnold continued, “JUNIOR, you should stop now, STAY HUNGRY, and try again in 2007.”
The camera zooms out for a full body shot of Arnold. “Once in office, I may have to take charge like in TERMINATOR 3 and have the people change some of THE RUNNING MAN’s office obligations. Right now, if he were to win, he would leave a vacancy that would need to be filled fast. The Governor & the Lieutenant Governor want to be like a BATMAN & ROBIN, yet this not so dynamic duo are more like political TWINS in their views on running California.”
“It’s time for a change. I can make the change, but I can’t do it alone. I need the help of you, the people of California. Some of you are so fed up with the system that you made your last vote the last election. But if you, my fellow Californians, want change like I do, then vote one more time. Take action and vote for me, because I, Arnold S. may just be your LAST ACTION HERO!”
Ronald R. was asked if he would be willing to join Arnold S. in a Debate. The following was his reply:
“I have no intentions to become a political PRISONER OF WAR by entering THE JUNGLE TRAP of a HELL’S KITCHEN Debate. Like the latest presidential successor, I’m no ANGEL FROM TEXAS either. Arnold has dreams of GOING PLACES, but he’s really on a DESPERATE JOURNEY.”
“Here’s THE BIG TRUTH. Arnold has one chance politically, in SMASHING THE MONEY RING that’s running rampant in Sacramento and bring LAW AND ORDER to California. He has to join A WINNING TEAM. …Mine!”
“Regardless, wining the Governor race will be a DARK VICTORY. Because if THE HASTY HEART doesn’t heed the STORM WARNING, it’s BEDTIME FOR BONZO!” …
One thing’s for sure, if a Ronald R. Vs Arnold S. debate could happen, the votes would probably go to the actor having the most movies. Wherein the hero comes to the rescue of a group of people is being victimized. …
----DANCO_2000----
Besides having the same letters in their first name, these actors would most likely have different ideals. Especially if they competed only against each other for the job of being California’s Governor.
Here’s an example of a speech Arnold might have said, if the qualifications for California Governorship were based only on their movie-title history:
“I’m running for Governor of California because the State of California is in trouble.”
“Californians have been told too many times far too many TRUE LIES. So like the TERMINATOR in TERMINATOR 2, it’s going to be ‘Hasta la Vista’ to many government officials in Sacramento. Especially to those, who have over the years, passed PREDATOR-like government issues, laws, and bills.”
“For too long, some city and state officials have filled their pockets with the taxpayers hard-earned money. I also consider Worker’s Comp for the small business owner, COLLATERAL DAMAGE as large amounts of money unjustifiably goes JINGLE ALL THE WAY into elected officials bank accounts. This has got to stop.”
“The role of California’s Governor is no children playground, but I will be a KINDERGARTEN COP to bring justice to those who have turned their backs to the people. When the time comes to vote, the only thing a Californian will need, is a pencil. I will provide an ERASER. This way, … we the people, together, will wipe out much of this political RED HEAT that was created by the old CONAN THE BARBARIAN-type of state leadership.”
When asked if he’s feeling any heat coming from the Lt. Governor’s political camp, Arnold S. replied;
“I understand, that the acting Lieutenant Governor want’s to now dethrone THE VILLIAN of a Governor, then turn right around and practice his own CONAN THE DESTROYER-type of rule.” Pointing at the camera Arnold continued, “JUNIOR, you should stop now, STAY HUNGRY, and try again in 2007.”
The camera zooms out for a full body shot of Arnold. “Once in office, I may have to take charge like in TERMINATOR 3 and have the people change some of THE RUNNING MAN’s office obligations. Right now, if he were to win, he would leave a vacancy that would need to be filled fast. The Governor & the Lieutenant Governor want to be like a BATMAN & ROBIN, yet this not so dynamic duo are more like political TWINS in their views on running California.”
“It’s time for a change. I can make the change, but I can’t do it alone. I need the help of you, the people of California. Some of you are so fed up with the system that you made your last vote the last election. But if you, my fellow Californians, want change like I do, then vote one more time. Take action and vote for me, because I, Arnold S. may just be your LAST ACTION HERO!”
Ronald R. was asked if he would be willing to join Arnold S. in a Debate. The following was his reply:
“I have no intentions to become a political PRISONER OF WAR by entering THE JUNGLE TRAP of a HELL’S KITCHEN Debate. Like the latest presidential successor, I’m no ANGEL FROM TEXAS either. Arnold has dreams of GOING PLACES, but he’s really on a DESPERATE JOURNEY.”
“Here’s THE BIG TRUTH. Arnold has one chance politically, in SMASHING THE MONEY RING that’s running rampant in Sacramento and bring LAW AND ORDER to California. He has to join A WINNING TEAM. …Mine!”
“Regardless, wining the Governor race will be a DARK VICTORY. Because if THE HASTY HEART doesn’t heed the STORM WARNING, it’s BEDTIME FOR BONZO!” …
One thing’s for sure, if a Ronald R. Vs Arnold S. debate could happen, the votes would probably go to the actor having the most movies. Wherein the hero comes to the rescue of a group of people is being victimized. …
----DANCO_2000----
