Where the hookers at?

I gave them all to Dances with Chainsaws...

...and he killed them.

Congrats on the grand.

Woohoo, Con!

Choking hookers may be all well and good, but why go for a clean kill like that? I smash them in the back of their head with a cinderblock during anal intercourse. That's the way to do it.

Clean kills are a must if you wish to keep their faces. Any damage to the head and you can pretty much kiss that flesh mask goodbye. Choking them not only preserves the integrity of the face meat, but it's also a great way to relieve any pent up aggression....Hey, if ya think about it, I'm kinda like the poor mans Martha Stewart.....

But what if you like to wear their BRAINS on your head? For that a cinderblock is a must! The insides of a hooker's head are far more decorative when slightly smashed flat by the impact of a cinderblock.

Ah, for that I would suggest an ice-cream scoop, or a mellon baller. These offer easy access to the brain without damaging the sweet sweet face meat.....It also helps if you detach the head first and hang it upside down to dry out for a few days. Also, if your main goal is the brain meat, I'd suggest a trip to your local butcher shop. It's inexpensive, and alot less work.

Ah yes, Melon Ballers, those are a must for any serial rapist/killer with a fetish for brains and/or faces. Simply a must. What are your preferred methods for body disposal? Personally, I leave the body around the house for a few weeks, just sit it down in a chair. It's like a have a friend who always stays at my house. Then when I'm done, I usually just do the usual: bury under the house, or mail home pieces to next of kin.

Body disposal....There are several methods of disposing of an unwanted body. My favorites:

Wood chipper. Strip the corpse of all its clothes and slowly feed it to the chipper. Don't force it or the corpse may not get ground up enough. Trust me, ya don't want any stray meat(Fingers, toes, etc...) laying around when the cops show up. Then mix the shredded remains in with you compost heap. It's effective and it helps mother earth.

Bridges. Tie the body to the underside of any local bridge. The smell won't cause any alarm because most will assume that it's coming from the river below them. The only people that might stumble upon your "little secret" are the hobos that sleep under there, and really, who's gonna believe them?

Dumpsters. A classic.

The trunk of your neighbors car. A perfect place to hide an unwanted corpse....and a perfect alibi for when you call 911 to tell them that you heard a woman screaming next door.

Playland@McDonalds Ya know, that little room with all the multicolored balls in it. Stick around, have a Big Mac, and watch as the children come pouring in by the dozens...Leave once the screaming starts....

These are just a few of my favorite places to stash my unmentionables. The real fun comes in finding your own. Remember, be creative..and above all, have fun with it. After all, if you can't enjoy doing what you love, what's the point of doing it? Thank you for your time, Happy Hunting....End of side 1. Please turn tape over for information on side 2

Or you could drug them and see if they commit suicide. This one broad I raped... her name was something Hunsaker. I don't remember the whore's first name. I got her coked up and she dove off a high rise balcony. I'm most proud of that particular kill.

You make an excellent point, but you see, nothing that I post on the net leads to me. The name that I give out isn't even mine....Bank accounts are all under an alias....Hell, my e-mail address is even a fake. None of you have ever met me or heard my voice....Let's face it, technically, I don't exist....Amateur?....I think not....

...By the by, Congratulations on breakin' 1000 posts!

I also enjoyed Identity's theme of whore killing towards the end. Not exactly my preferred method, but still, dead hooker's are good hookers.

I was asking that same exact question.

I prefer living inside of a hollowed out hooker and nibbling on her insides. I then move on to the next one when I feel peckish.

Congrats you boot wearing stomping machine!

Hmmmm. I passed the 1000 post mark about a week ago and I didn't receive any hookers either. frown

They're on strike.

Seems there wasn't enough compensation for the pain.

Yeah, it is pretty big. Dirk Diggler ain't got nothin on me.

In my closet.