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As you stand there, slack jawed, in utter awe!~

post #1 of 14
2/18/01 at 4:02pm
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If you find you are having difficulty believing in the absolute munificence and absolute wonderment which befalls all who are in the presence of and who witness the magnificence that is Will as be surpasses 2,300 posts, realize that you are no different than the other mortals who can only hope to one day achive enough enlightment to understand the power and glory that is Will. Now, if I could learn to spell and type.

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post #2 of 14
2/18/01 at 5:48pm
Funniest thing about this is that the posts are arranged so that when you enter this forum, the order goes:

As you stand there, slack jawed in utter awe~

GRENDEL GETS LAID!!!

It's so very disturbing, this.

'Course, I wouldn't just stand there.

I would join in. Grendel is sexay.
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post #3 of 14
2/18/01 at 6:01pm
2,300 posts of horrible puns...




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post #4 of 14
2/18/01 at 9:48pm
No pun intended!

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #5 of 14
2/19/01 at 1:13am
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Shelby could you give us some examples of "Great" puns, hun?

Besides if it weren't for horrible puns, I'd have almost no pun at all.

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post #6 of 14
2/19/01 at 1:17am
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Flyers says, "Just to point out Will's folly" I KNEW he was fasinated by my "folly only last night you were calling it my "dolly."

However, since he follows me like a puppy and is always trying to engage me in some sort of activity, flyers is right. When you spread as much intellectual happiness and bad spelling as I do, you can get pretty confused sometimes.

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post #7 of 14
2/25/01 at 8:29am
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Okay, there shall probably be a great wailing and nashing of teeth, but Old Will just zoomed past 2,400 post.

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post #8 of 14
3/9/01 at 1:44am
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I was gonna post something here, but I can't think of what it was??????

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post #9 of 14
3/9/01 at 1:47am
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Oh yeah, Old Will just hit 2,500 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky for me I forgot what I wanted to say in the previous post because that was only post 2,499, this one is officialy 2,500 Whoo Hoo!

I must offer props to my peeps, now if I could just find my peeps!

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post #10 of 14
3/9/01 at 1:50am
Peeps...
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post #11 of 14
3/16/01 at 8:01pm
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I am simply giving fair warning that I am fast approaching the magic 2,600 mark and I know you all will probably want to get together and take up a collection in order to get the Willster something real nice.

Some suggestions are; one of those McCClarens that kronos likes to talk about,
F-1, I think! An F-16, without weapons would be OK, but with, would be better.

A new Bentley convertable Turbo would work. Black on black, I think. Although Pearl White with the Palamino interior might be nice.

A few hundred cases of the first vinagtage of Opus One would be sort of acceptable.

Well, I don't want to ruin your surprise, so I will stop now.




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post #12 of 14
3/18/01 at 9:23am
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I guess I am owed kudos and hallucinations, as I am almost there. Mail your presents to

What Great Fucking guy
123 69th way
Eato, CA
90069

Humbly,

Will
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post #13 of 14
3/18/01 at 8:01pm
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Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (Toe is tapping)........

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post #14 of 14
3/26/01 at 10:21pm
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2,700 posts have come and went, has my present been purchased, the money even spent?

2,700 times you have been extrodinaraly entertained, so buy me a gift, get the guilt offa your brain.

All of the humor, it can't be for free, shouldn't you really go buy something for me?

I made you laugh, I made you cry, A Bentley is all I'd want you to buy.

Ol Will is good guy, a friend, tired and true, please buy him something, a simple McClaren would do.

Considering the humor, the laughter, the wit, if you'd all just buy me something, why I'd probably shit.

Yes. I am your funny man, although Nick is your host, well I guess I will see you when I get to 2,800 posts.




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