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post #1 of 8
2/24/01 at 11:30am
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Coming Soon!

February 29th, to be exact, so I don't get one this year. Some love from Chewers could help me get over this tragedy...




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post #2 of 8
2/24/01 at 11:39am
Love you, man. Love you even more in lingerie.

Happy Come out of Canal Day! Stay Evil.
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post #3 of 8
2/24/01 at 3:54pm
He is so cute when he's doing his B-Day media blitz, but alas Eddie, I get Mister Butane on the special day (in lingerie!) and nobody else due to exclusive rights. I own all copyrights including book and movie deals.

But I always wanted to make a movie called The Gas Man Comes at Midnite
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post #4 of 8
2/24/01 at 4:49pm
"Hello, I am here to fix your furnace."
"Oh come in. This is just my friend Tina, she came over to use the shower."
(cue porn music)

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #5 of 8
2/24/01 at 5:19pm
O well, we can't all have what we want all the time. girlcreeture, I applaud your good taste in men in lingerie. Hope both of you have a dementedly evil-good time.

Suggestion: Red is his color. Display him in public.
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post #6 of 8
2/24/01 at 5:20pm
Happy Birthday, ignitable-man. Watch them candles...
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post #7 of 8
2/24/01 at 6:00pm
Congrats. If I am not mistaken, it will also be the fourth anniversary since your legal name change from Jonathan Methane...?

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post #8 of 8
2/25/01 at 8:01am
H'Birthday, Butane!

Creeture said, "But I always wanted to make a movie called The Gas Man Comes at Midnite" He can have the rest of the title, cause I can rarely stay up that late, hell at all anymore, but I am afraid I must lay claim to the title "The Gas Man." Just ask my wife and kids.

Johnnie couldn't hold a candle to me. hehehehe


I also have much cooler Hawaiian shirts than he does. The all time best is with 1940's bathing beauties on it. So yellow it could blind you! With blue and red sweeties on it My wife won't leave the house if I am wearing it. I ALWAYS wear it when her family comes calling.

I also have much cooler cigars, for poker night.All Havanas! Number 2 torpedos, ah God, they are so good!

Also I can embarrass my daughter faster than any other father on the planet. To her girl friends: "Hey honey, want to pull my finger?" "NO!" "Well then I guess yanking on my dick a few hundred times is out of the question then."
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[This message has been edited by Will (edited 02-25-2001).]
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