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Leave me a voicemail

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post #2 of 29
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C'mon! It's a 1-800 number! I'm so lonely
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AWESOME! Whoever left a message as the guy from Scream did a great job!
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BLOFELD KICKS ASS!
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Huh?
post #7 of 29
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General Logan: A master of a thousand voices

Lowshot: Acoustic Weezer R-O-C-K-S
post #8 of 29
I take it, grim, from the context of your above comment that someone has been calling your voice-mail alleging to be me? I appreciate the positive "review", but someone else, alas, is to credit for the quality of the messages.
post #9 of 29
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So does that mean that you don't want to be my (voicemail quote)
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Love Sponge
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[This message has been edited by grim_fist (edited 03-04-2001).]
post #10 of 29
All right, which of you bastards has been offering my services?
post #11 of 29
C'mon Blofeld, you wiley old bastard, fess up. It was you and now you're just retracting.
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Um ..., no ... it was NOT me.
post #13 of 29
So then who was it? Someone confess!
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Come on ... who was it pretending to be Blofeld?
post #15 of 29
It was me, I admit it.

I had to pretend to be someone else so Johnny wouldn't get angry with me for making tarty phone calls.....


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Why would you pretend to be Blofeld though? Wouldn't it be sexier to pretend to be Godzilla or even Jeff Fahey?
post #17 of 29
Well, I can prove (if I have to) that it wasn't me ...
post #18 of 29
I figured I'd get back at Blofeld for all those Sci Fi references he put in the Killings. Plus everyone knows what Jeff and Godzilla sound like, I am not a professional impersonator.

But Blo, if you must, prove away

[This message has been edited by girlcreeture (edited 03-05-2001).]
post #19 of 29
Okay.

All that has to happen is for grim to come back into his own post and state the gender of the voice pretending to be Blofeld on his voice mail.
post #20 of 29
Hummmmmmmm!

Anyway, I would also appreciate it if you guys could call my neice, who is only 19 and stuck in the house with a broken ankle and nothing to do. She is a very nice,but beautiful and a very innocent girl so don't gross her out. Her voice is a little deep from the cold she has had, but don't worry. As a joke call her Bruce. Her number is 976-hom-oluv. Call her!

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 03-05-2001).]
post #21 of 29
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hehehehehehehe

Alright, I got about 10 or 11 voice mail messages. One of them was from Lowshot and the rest (I'm pretty sure) were from General Logan.

Blofeld, the only mention of your name was when Logan called up as a Captain Millhouse from the Springfield division to let me known that the "evil menace" know as Blofeld had been hounding my voicemail (or something like that). I wish that I could have saved them, but they started taking up my measly 6mb alloted space.

They were all pretty funny, especially when Lowshot became belligerent and threatened to castrate me.

[This message has been edited by grim_fist (edited 03-05-2001).]
post #22 of 29
You might be kidding, but I left exactly ONE message. Said Logan in it. Something about you are going to Hell.

No shit. &gt; Someone claiming to be ME now?

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post #23 of 29
I remember becoming belligerent, but I don't remember any castration threats. Was that Bizzaro LowShot?

Oh, and could you hear the Weezer in the background? I had it going. . .
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Just to take this to the next level of freaky, it turns out grim_fist has no voicemail.




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Hey, you can add all the Italian suffixes you want, you're not fooling anybody over there at Starbucks. It's still just coffee. Now ring me the fuck up, you frappaloser.
post #26 of 29
Okay, dammit. I lied. And then I lied again. Damned lying!

I did call your f-n voice mail. 6-times.

1) Scream voice.
2) Got your number from the bathroom wall.
3) Oh, my god. Help me! They're in the house.
4) Actually called as Blofeld telling you I was responsible for the previous 3 calls.
5) Sheriff from the Cincinnati police dept. investigating fraudelent phone calls wherein someone was pretending to be Blofeld on your voice mail.
6) Representative from Yahoo threatening to shut down your account due to the system being deluged with flagrantly phony messages.

[This message has been edited by Blofeld (edited 03-06-2001).]

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post #27 of 29
Oh, and I also called once pretending to be LowShot (the one with Weezer in the background...)
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I KNEW IT!!!!!!
BLOFELD FUCKING ROCKS!!
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!!!!!@!##!!!!!!

!!!!!!

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post #29 of 29
Wait, no, I really did call.

Blofeld, stop telling so much truth that you lie again!
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