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G.I. DJOE: A Team Django Love Story

post #1 of 12
3/11/01 at 1:44am
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Django and Baroness hatch a scheme to replace Butane and girlcreeture as G.I. Djoe's premiere couple.


Butane sees a Djoe dog out of its kennel and decides to put it back in, but the dog seems suspiciously affectionate.


Creech walks by and is none too pleased to see her man fooling around with a dog, so she decides to get revenge, avoiding her natural tendency to just go kick Butane in the nuts. That can wait.


Little did she know that it was in actuality Django's pet dog Quatermass, whose tongue temporarily knocks out any human it touches.


Meanwhile Creech realises the best way to get revenge would be to share something Butane loves with a fellow Djoe, and she knows just the right person.
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post #2 of 12
3/11/01 at 1:46am
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Butane wakes up in Django's lair. Django informs Butane that his dog had "accidently" knocked him out, but before Butane can ask anymore questions, they lead him over to a monitor where he sees his worst fear...

...Creech is teaching H.A.M. the Macarana!


Butane won't stand for creech doing a "Hey macarana!" with anybody but him, so he runs off to confront her.


He barges into the room and runs between creech and H.A.M.. The former couple argue, both thinking the other has betrayed them.
H.A.M., enjoying the free entertainment but in need of meditation, calms the two down and gets each of them to explain themselves.


It's revealed it was all a big misunderstanding and they forgive each other...

...Boy, do they forgive each other


Depressed after the failure of their plan Django and Baroness decide if they cannot be the premiere couple of G.I. Djoe, they'll be the premiere couple of porn.
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post #3 of 12
3/11/01 at 2:03am
Well, I have a feeling Django is going to climax when he sees this. Deservedly so.

Remember, knowing is half the battle.
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post #4 of 12
3/11/01 at 2:15am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh my God!

Kid keep this up and you're on your way to Elite status.

The topic were we declared who we'd be if characters from GI Joe is here...

http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Fo...ML/002023.html

[This message has been edited by Django (edited 03-11-2001).]
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post #5 of 12
3/11/01 at 5:06am
Kick ass!

It's sordid!
It's tawdry!
It's oh so saucy!

Love love!

But.......
Johnny and I shall always be the supreme couple to shame all others into submission.....mmmmm submission

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You KNOW you want to touch it.....
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post #6 of 12
3/11/01 at 7:01am
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post #7 of 12
3/11/01 at 11:40am
...she wrote that when she was drunk.

You two are fucking geniuses. That's all I have to say.



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EAT THIS
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post #8 of 12
3/11/01 at 2:27pm
So what if I was drunk huh? I spelled everything correctly didn't I?

And Jason, you're beginning to worry me.....are you really sitting at home wearing that mask?

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You KNOW you want to touch it.....

[This message has been edited by girlcreeture (edited 03-11-2001).]
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post #9 of 12
3/11/01 at 8:52pm
Um, who DOESN'T come here drunk?

Watch me lift this computer over my head... Who is typing this? Why the ...'s when I pause? The computer is READING MY THOUGHTS!

THE MATRIX HAS ME!

CAPS LOCK HAS ME!

I hope I don't drop thi
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post #10 of 12
3/12/01 at 3:01am
Absolutely perfect, Axiom.

You're on your way to CHUD Rock-Star status.
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post #11 of 12
3/12/01 at 3:43am
Man I've been here for months and I'm only known as the really pale creepy tall guy.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #12 of 12
3/12/01 at 5:09am
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