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post #51 of 66
7/16/03 at 6:33pm
On Deadly Ground, Seagals post bar fight speech.
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post #52 of 66
7/16/03 at 7:39pm
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Agent Blue
Speaking of surviving Nuclear Explosions in an Arnie flick, near the end of True Lies, when Harry rescues his large breasted wife, they kiss while a nuke nearby goes off. Shouldn't they be vaporized a la Sarah Connor from her dream in T2?[/QB]
they were at a" safe" range from the nuke when it went off. even a nuke has a blast radius. I think they were like 30 or 33 miles away.
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post #53 of 66
7/16/03 at 7:44pm
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned this one. In Predator when the Predator kills itself and causes a nuclear explosion that Arnie survives. I mean what's that all about? That's just bloody silly. Completely ruins everything that's gone before it.
Predator 2 is worse, much worse. in predator they go to great lengths to show how tough Arnie and gang are. the predator beat them like children, even Arnie, but in 2 Glover kill the Predator in hand to hand combat?
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post #54 of 66
7/16/03 at 8:05pm
The Mummy Returns is a pretty stupid movie (afterburners on a blimp... right...), but when Brendan and son out-run the fucking light from the sun to get into the temple... that just topped it. That and it looked fake as hell... as with everything else in that movie.
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post #55 of 66
7/17/03 at 1:35pm
There's really no need to look past Armageddon. There's enough stupidity in there to make JP3 look as intelligent as one of those Richard Attenborough animal documentaries.

Stupidest scene? Try the whole movie--there's a rock wider than Texas moving towards Earth faster than the speed of sound, and nobody anywhere gives a damn!
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post #56 of 66
7/17/03 at 3:46pm
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eenin:
Predator 2 is worse, much worse. in predator they go to great lengths to show how tough Arnie and gang are. the predator beat them like children, even Arnie, but in 2 Glover kill the Predator in hand to hand combat?
True, but Predator 2 isn't revered as an action classic.
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post #57 of 66
7/17/03 at 6:25pm
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McClennan:
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eenin:
Predator 2 is worse, much worse. in predator they go to great lengths to show how tough Arnie and gang are. the predator beat them like children, even Arnie, but in 2 Glover kill the Predator in hand to hand combat?
True, but Predator 2 isn't revered as an action classic.
Oh ok Predator 2 is not an action classics, but:
On Deadly Ground
The Mummy Returns
Armageddon.
Halloween: H20
Jurassic Park 2
Resident Evil
SHOWGIRLS
Alien Resurrection
Event Horizon
Fast and Furious
Get Carter(new one)
Ghosts of Mars
Jaws: The Revenge

are all action classics of the first Waters
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post #58 of 66
7/19/03 at 12:24am
I still have trouble watching the end of X-men simply because of Storm asking "what happens to a toad . . ."

Still, it's not as bad as every scene in Batman and Robin that Mr. Freeze is in (KILL THA HEROES!). Oh, what am I saying, every scene in that movie is bad, period.
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post #59 of 66
7/19/03 at 12:37am
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Mark Matthews:
I still have trouble watching the end of X-men simply because of Storm asking "what happens to a toad . . ."
I refuse to love that movie and buy the DVD's for it out of sheer hatred for that little piece of insipid dialogue alone.

That, along with the fact that they have to CGI her eyes white (in both movies) while you can see her pupils, while the comic book Storm's eyes were completely white when she uses her powers.

Next time just put on the white contact lenses, bitch.
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post #60 of 66
7/23/03 at 5:27am
Okay, here's another one that is just plain stupid. I'm not having a pop at Arnie btw because I love The Terminator and Total Recall, but in T2 the scene where John Connor teaches The Terminator that he can't kill people. Wtf was that? It completely ruins the film for me. They might as well have just renamed the movie and called it The Kneecapper. It is one of the worst scenes that I have ever seen. It is in direct contradiction to what the main film is about i.e. a machine who's sole purpose is to kill and makes a mockery of the Terminator character.

Thinking about it, I find that scene every bit as sickening and compromising as the Greedo pulling the gun on Solo and the CIA agents guns replaced by walkie talkies scenes. What a sell out.
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post #61 of 66
7/23/03 at 9:11am
Having recently suffered through Biker Boyz, I would have to say that nearly every scene qualifies.
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post #62 of 66
7/23/03 at 9:16am
I hate in Return of the Jedi when the A-Wing crashes into the Executor's bridge, and the 2 guys don't get vaporized or anything. They leap off to the side and off the screen. "TOOOOOOO LAAAAAAATE!!!!"Pathetic. Even more pathetic is a site I saw a long time ago that claimed that those 2 imperials survived the A-Wing's impact, and the site claims they not only lept off the screen, but into escape pods, and survived the battle of Endor.
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post #63 of 66
7/23/03 at 1:13pm
Gruber - It wasn't Supershadows site was it?
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post #64 of 66
7/23/03 at 1:46pm
I have no idea- give me the URL and I'll tell you.
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post #65 of 66
7/23/03 at 8:27pm
Thread Starter 
"Aperaham" Lincoln from the end of Planet of the Apes

Cheats. I can't believe you guys actually reviewed this one.

Using Crazy Town's "Butterfly" 3 times in Orange County

Devon Sawa getting killed by a brick in Final Destination 2

Marlon Wayans getting smoked by the giant weed plant in Scary Movie 2

Mark Wahlberg pulling his cock out at the end of Boogie Nights. Sure, it was unexpected and hilarious, but the thing didn't even look real!
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post #66 of 66
7/23/03 at 9:01pm
xXx. Xander Cage meets up in the bar with the head of the Anarchy 99 group, which is obviously stolen from someone's AOL screenname, and the best retort he can come up with towards Asia Argento is giving her a quarter for charm school. It made me long for a "Yo momma's so fat" joke! Give this schmuck a quarter for a comedy workshop! Not to mention he could have gotten that policeman killed for his stupid blabbering. Then there's the painfully inept scene where Xander explains he knows how to shoot a gun from FPS games, while obviously ignoring the weight of the gun, kickback, and several other conditons that make all he knows amount to absolutely dick, not that it amounted to much beforehand.

RED ZONE CUBA. The seven-man invasion of Cuba, or at least a shack in Cuba, in which Castro supposedly lives. This is supposed to be the Bay of Pigs? Coleman Francis makes Ed Wood look like Ishiro Honda.
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