Favorite Memorable Lines

1. "Silence, Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan." - Back to the Future

2. "I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years." - Pulp Fiction

3. "It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van." - Clockwork Orange

4. "You know I've been reading lately how old Guano Man has wound tight enough to snap. Ooooh, wouldn't it be great if I've finally driven him off the deep end??" - Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

5. "Abba Zabba Bar, you're my only friend." - Half Baked

6. "That's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen. Its a Cosby sweater. A Cosby sweater!" - High Fidelity

7. "Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb." - Batman: The Movie

8. "Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude, he's trying to help you out." - Zoolander

9. "My grandma used to say "What's better: a good plate with nothing---". No wait. "What's a good plate with nothing on it?" Fuck, I don't know. She was senile and shit. Used to piss herself all the time." - Clerks

10. "He's such a fucking Chud." - Donnie Darko

Most of my favourites are pretty well known ones but that's because they work so well

1. 'Charlie don't surf' - Apocalypse Now

2. 'You're going to need a bigger boat' - Jaws

3. 'You can't fight in here, this is the War Room' - Dr Strangelove

4. 'Give me some sugar baby' - Evil Dead 3

5. 'I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?' - Dirty Harry

6. 'Your clothes. Give them to me' - The Terminator

7. 'Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!' - Planet Of The Apes

8. 'Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.' - Fight Club

9. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.' - Goodfellas

10. Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?' - Twelve Monkeys

I'm sure I've missed loads of my favourites out, but there's just so many. These are the really standout memorable ones for me though.

Just had a re-read of these and wow they are incredibly mainstream lol. I can't turn away from them though, in some instances they are lines that make the entire film for me. It's not possible for me to plough through some more obscure films because these are the lines that have stuck in my head and really are just classic pieces of writing.

1. "Do you like Elton John's 'Rocketman'?"
"I don't listen to that pussy shit"
"Oh, okay. I only ask because it's you; you're the rocketman" - The Rock

(I know that's three lines)

2. "Chill out, dickwad" - T2: Judgement Day

More will come to me later.

"You're right, no human being would stack books like this." --Ghostbusters

"If my answers frighten you then perhaps you should cease asking scary questions." --Pulp Fiction

"I've got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals." --Butch Cassidey and the Sundance Kid

"Get back, spithead." --The Dark Crystal

"They mostly come out at night...mostly." --Aliens

"you know... for kids!" - The Hudsucker Proxy

"Scoundrel? Scoundrel? ...I like the sound of that." - Empire Strikes Back

10 - Blair Witch Project - "Fuck you log!!!"
9 - Outlaw Josie Wales - "Dying aint much of a livin' kid"
8 - Dream for an Insomniac - "I've lost the will to spell and I have no idea what just transpired here"
7 - Powder - "It has become appaulingly apparent that our technology has surpassed our humanity"
6 - Miller's Crossing - "Take your flunky and dangle"
5 - Legend - "Do you think you can upset the order fo the universe, and not pay the price?!?!"
4 - Fight Club - "I want you to hit me, as hard as you can"
3 - Way of the Gun - "Shut that cunts face or I'll come over there and fuck start her head!!!"
2 - The Straight Story - "I got weiners. You want a weiner?"
1 - The Big Blue - "It is much better down there. It's a better place... Push me back in the water."

"I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you." -- Star Wars

"Trust me." -- Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Is this gonna be a stand-up fight, sir, or just another bug hunt?" -- Aliens

"What?!? What will trouble us no more?!??" -- Big Trouble in Little China

"How'd you get up there?"
"Wasn't easy!" -- Big Trouble in Little China

"Wow! Eighteen years of nothing and now twice in one day!" -- Heavy Metal

"Can I cook, or can't I?" -- Star Trek II

"You want to get out of here? You talk to me." -- The Road Warrior

"That was the greatest shot I've ever seen!"
"It was the worst! I was aiming for the horse." -- The Magnificent Seven

"Fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime!!" - Chris Rock, "I Gonna Get You Sucka!"

"You're not your fucking khakis." Fight Club

"I've always heard that your life flashes before your eyes the second before you die. First of all, it's not a second at all. It stretches on like an ocean of time. For me, it was lying on my back at boyscout camp, watching falling stars or yellow leaves from the maple trees that lined our street or my grandmother's hands and the way her skin seemed like paper or the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janie...and Janie. And Caroline. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I see it all at once and my heart fills up like a balloon that's going to burst. But Then I tell myself to relax and not hold onto it and it flows through me like rain. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I know. But don't worry... you will someday." American Beauty That whole movie is one big fucking quote.

"His death was designed to ingratiate his spies with you. I guess you didn't SEE that, did you?!?" -Street Fighter

"I'm better when I move." -Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"You mean the hooker with the dysentery?"- The Usual Suspects

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."- Pulp Fiction

"We go to motel?"- The Producers (I say this all the time and no one gets it!)

"When you have to shoot- shoot. Don't talk."- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

"For me? You shouldnt have. But since youre here, I'll take you...and you....and you...and you. I'm sorry ladies, but you'll have to understand- it's been a long day and I'm quite tired."- Enter the Dragon (Kelly's delivery of this line is so bad its guh-reat!)

"You may run like Hayes but you hit like shit."- Major League

"He's reading the Queen you know. That's an in-joke"
and
"I'm goin paradin!"
and
Q: "How did you find America?"
A: "Turn left at Greenland." - All from A Hard Day's Night

"This train'll stop at Tucumcari." -For A Few Dollars More

"These arent the droids youre looking for."- Star Wars

"Gondor needs no king." - FOTR

"Well excuse us for living!"- Muppets Take Manhattan

"Now Biff- dont con me!"
and the ultimate
"Roads? Where were going, we dont need...roads."- Back to the Future

"You see that light at the end of the tunnel? That's not heaven, that's the C Train!"-Daredevil

Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret? The grand adventure? You spent three days lying on the beach drinking rum?!-"Pirates of the Carribean"

Sanderson Reed: But where is your sense of patriotism?
Allan Quatermain: [stands up with a drink] God save the Queen!
Club Patrons: [blandly] God save the Queen.
Allan Quatermain: That's about as patriotic as it gets around here.

Mina Harker: You're sweet, and you're young; neither are traits that I hold in high regard.

Dorian Gray: I am an immortal, sir, not a gazelle!

Allan Quatermain: This is Africa, dear boy. Sweating is what we do!

[After throwing the invisible man out of his room.]
Allan Quatermain: Try that again, Skinner, and it'll be a boot up your arse!

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I'm standing naked in the snow, and all my extremities are numb... and I do mean all of them.

M: How many times do I have to kill these cret-ins?

(All from LXG. I still like that movie, dammit.)

"Okay, first of all, it's Cree-tins. If you're going to threaten me, do it properly!"-Mike, "Monsters Inc."

"Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's been to the moon...twice!"-Squire Trelawney (Fozzie), "Muppet Treasure Island"

"WAS I DANCING WITH AN ANDROID NAMED LUPE?!"-B.E.N., "Treasure Planet"

I warn you, these will be long and complete segments of dialogue.

1. Jules: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

2.
Donny: "I am the walrus."
Dude: "You know what I'm trying to say..."
Walter: "That fucking bitch..."
Donny: "I am the walrus."
Walter: "Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!"

3. Dude: "This is the fuckin' guy! I can't find this fuckin' Lebowski guy!"
Donny: "His name's Lebowski? That's your name, Dude!"

4. Holden McNeil: "I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know...I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of."

5. Rob Gordon: "What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

6. Kurt Kelly: "Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?"
J.D.: "Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?"

7. Sarah: "If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever."

8. Tyler Durden: "Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?"
Narrator: "No, no, I... don't..."
Tyler Durden: "Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
Narrator: "It isn't?!"

9. Morpheus: "Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?"

10. Frodo: "I can't do this Sam."
Sam: "I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something."
Frodo: "What are we holding on to Sam?"
Sam: "That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for."