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Top 10 celebrities that you can do passable impersonations of

post #1 of 28
7/24/03 at 2:48am
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1. Steven Seagal

2. Clint Eastwood

3. Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken (doubles as a Solid Snake impersonation)

4. the christian Pat Robertson

5. the wrestler Razor Ramone

6. Jason Statham (even though I don't like him at all)

7. Jean Claude Van Damme

8. half human, half horse Nicholas Cage

9. Sam Elliott

10. Arnold schwarzenegger

(PS Sean Connery doesn't count, anyone can do him)

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post #2 of 28
7/24/03 at 10:07am
Quote:
Shigemichi Toscani:

(PS Sean Connery doesn't count, anyone can do him)
Dammit. And he's my best one.

I can do halfway decent:

Christopher Lloyd
Mel Gibson
Ah-nuld
Joe Pesci (much to the constant annoyance of my friends)
Slimer from The Real Ghostbusters
Robin Williams
Jack Nicholson

Plus I can do a dead-on Stitch from Lilo & Stitch.

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post #3 of 28
7/24/03 at 10:48am
I do a pretty good Zsa Zsa Gabor and Mae West.

Ok, I'm boring.
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post #4 of 28
7/24/03 at 10:49am
Sloth. I don't even need to speak.
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post #5 of 28
7/24/03 at 10:51am
As far as celebrities go, I can do a good Paul Lynde, but that's about it.

In terms of other voices, I can do a passable Gollum and Droopy, and a really cracking grizzled old prospector voice. I can almost get Kermit the Frog, but it doesn't sound quite right.
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post #6 of 28
7/24/03 at 10:56am
Oh, I can do Gollum pretty well. I remember scaring a kid in a supermarket by doing the "Gollum" cough earlier this year.
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post #7 of 28
7/24/03 at 11:03am
Mostly character voices:
Yoda
Gollum
Homestar Runnner
Strong Bad
Bubs
Triumph
Woody Allen (on a good day)
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post #8 of 28
7/24/03 at 11:12am
Moe from The Simpsons
Krusty the Clown
Cookie Monster
Pee Wee Herman
I used to be able to do a mean Salacious Crumb, but then my voice changed.

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post #9 of 28
7/24/03 at 11:22am
Walken, but only occasionaly. And just mostly his speech from True Romance. Oh, oh, I can do Stich to! Jason Lee, got the hand movements down. Jeff Bridges. And that one guy who was in that movie that came out last year. You know the one.
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post #10 of 28
7/24/03 at 12:04pm
Quote:
Mr. Sodium:
As far as celebrities go, I can do a good Paul Lynde, but that's about it.
Yeah, I do Paul Lynde, and I substitute him for any other celebrities. My best impersonation is Jonathan Richman, which kinda sucks cuz noone knows who he is. Oh, and I can do a little Gene Simmons.
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post #11 of 28
7/24/03 at 1:33pm
I can do Ted Levine in Silence of the Lamb pretty well...

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"Oh wait, was she a great big fat person?"
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post #12 of 28
7/24/03 at 1:47pm
Quote:
Poxy Von Sinister:
Mostly character voices:
Yoda
Gollum
Triumph
I do all of these (I had no idea other people did Triumph)!

Other characters:
Beavis
Butt-head
Zorak
Brak's Dad
Agent Smith (barely)
Montgomery Burns
Waylon Smithers
The Fourth Doctor
Ignignot (sadly, not Er)

Also:
Arnold
James Coburn
Anthony LaPaglia
All the Bond actors
Joe Pantoliano (barely)
Tom Waits (painful)
Jesse Ventura
Sen. Joe Lieberman
Rip Torn
Nick Cave
Russell Crowe (British accent only; I'm still working on the American one.)

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post #13 of 28
7/24/03 at 2:17pm
I can do a pretty good Mark Hamill Joker voice.
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post #14 of 28
7/24/03 at 2:53pm
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Quote:
Napoleon Rodriguez:


James Coburn
Classy.

Male cartoon characters are a cinch, I can probably do every one from Ren the Chihuaha to Yogi Bear. Simpsons characters are also dead easy- Homer, Krusty, Moe, Kent Brockman, Flanders, Burns, etc

More celebs (although to be fair most of these are just voices, not mannerisms or facial expressions):

11. Lance Henriksen

12. Sly Stallone as Rambo (doubles as Henry Kissinger if I give him a Euro accent)

13. Gary Busey

14. Rodney Dangerfield

15. Nick Nolte when he's being all gruff

16. certain voices that Ted Levine puts on like the "Candddddyy Cannnne" thing he does in Joyride

17. The guy with the booming gravelly voice who does (or at least used to do) the voiceovers for all those big Hollywood trailers... don't know his name, but you know the one I mean

18. Dolph Lundgren

19. Charles Bronson

20. James Earl Jones (rough approximation... still working on it though)
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post #15 of 28
7/24/03 at 2:55pm
Jack Nicholson
Christian Slater doing Jack in "Heathers"
Christopher Lloyd
Shatner(c'mon, who can't do the Shat?)
Zorak
Jerry Seinfeld
Patrick Macgoohan
Pat Robertson
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post #16 of 28
7/24/03 at 2:57pm
Thread Starter 
funnily enough, I can't do a very good Shatner. I can do the pauses but not much else.

Big admirer of Pollack's Shatner though...
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post #17 of 28
7/24/03 at 3:12pm
Edward G. Robinson
Chief Wiggum
The Wicked Witch of the West
Meg the Swamp Monster from Legend
The guy who says "Viacom"
Begbie, when he's cussing
Danny Torrence's talking finger
Adam Sandler's stupid baby voice
Sean Connery
Dustin Hoffman's Rainman
Runt from Rita and Runt from Animanicas
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post #18 of 28
7/24/03 at 4:01pm
Jim Carrey
Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith
Anthony Hopkins as the Doctor
Chewbacca from Star Wars
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Stuart Townsend, Queen of the Damned
Mike Myers as Austin Powers, yeah baby
Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry
Bill Pullman, ID4 speech
Kevin Smith as Silent Bob
Wesley Snipes as Blade
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post #19 of 28
7/24/03 at 4:23pm
Walken
Crispin Glover
Dennis Leary
Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad
Gollum
Keanu
Chuck Heston
Eastwood/Snake Plisken (with a slight change)
Jack Palance
John Cleese & Eric Idle
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post #20 of 28
7/24/03 at 5:29pm
Behold my vocal range, at varying degrees:

-Jason Statham
-Mr T
-Burgess Merideth (Rocky
-Arnie
-Dave Chappelle
-Anthony Hopkins as Drs. Lecter and Helsing
-Keanu Reeves
-Viggo Mortensen (based on Dominic Monaghan's impersonation of him, hehe)
-Ozzy
-Brad Pitt as One Punch Mickey
-Kurt Angle
-Ali G
-Jeremy Irons
-Alan Rickman
-Spike Spiegel
-Wolfwood (natch)
-Beast, Banshee, Sabretooth, Nightcrawler
-Jazz, Grimlock, Insecticons
-Green Goblin, Venom, Kingpin (Spidey Animated)
-Riddler, Mr Freeze, Bullock, Alfred (Batman Animated)
-Strong Bad
-Bubs
-Taz
-Cartman
-Chef
-Marco, Stormy, Sparks (Sealab 2021)
-Most of the cast from Nightmare Before Christmas
-Gollum (movie and Bakshi versions)
-Jackie Chan
-Agent Smith
-Beavis and Butthead (entire conversations)
-Ash (really badly at the moment)
-Fat Bastard
-Dr Evil
-Inigo Montoya

Oh yes, and Darryl Hammond.....as Sean Connery

HA!

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post #21 of 28
7/24/03 at 6:29pm
1. Sean Connery(yeah, anyone can do him but still)
2. Jack Palance
3. Kermit the Frog(mastered)
4. Animal(primarilly the "goooo bye bye yah yah yah yah yah!")
5. John Shaft(the original Richard Roundtree, especially efficient at the "Close it yo'self...shitty!" line)
6. A weak version of Christopher Walken. Cropsy is a dead on Walken though.
7. Mike Meyers' Dr. Evil
8. Yoda(which I have most definitely improved on)
9. Beavis and Butthead(not so much anymore)
10. Peter Griffin from Family Guy, especially his laugh.

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post #22 of 28
7/25/03 at 12:31am
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Quote:
Wolfwood:


-Jeremy Irons
-Alan Rickman

-Jazz, Grimlock, Insecticons

Oh yes, and Darryl Hammond.....as Sean Connery

HA!
I take my hat off to you for all the ones listed, but these especially.

Jazz means you can basically do any of the Scatman Crothers stuff, including The Shining.

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post #23 of 28
7/25/03 at 1:18am
We used to do a Simpsons drinking game where we'd name a character and anyone who couldn't impersonate that character to the satisfaction of the group had to take a drink. I usually managed to stay pretty sober.
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post #24 of 28
7/25/03 at 2:09am
I can do Connery and all the other easy ones.

I say that I can do a good John Wayne, but no one else seems to agree. I do a Woody Allen thats good but sometimes will change to George Costanza in mid-sentence.
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post #25 of 28
7/25/03 at 3:28am
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shigemichi Toscani:
<strong>funnily enough, I can't do a very good Shatner. I can do the pauses but not much else.

Big admirer of Pollack's Shatner though...</strong>[

Best Shatner impression ever.

by the way, the pauses are pretty much 80% of it. Flail your arms around dramatically and you've got yourself a Shatner impression.

edited for I am a shmuck

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post #26 of 28
8/18/03 at 8:45pm
Quote:
Shigemichi Toscani:
(PS Sean Connery doesn't count, anyone can do him)
How does one do Connery? Without drinking half a bottle of Scotch.

I can do Arnold (besides the obvious line):

Is dat a stwing hanging from yur sirt or is dat yur ahm? (is that a string hanging from your shirt or is that your arm).

Mike Tyson: I'm gonna f*ck you up!
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post #27 of 28
8/19/03 at 1:19pm
Christopher Lambert

Christian Slater

Bullwinkle J. Moose
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post #28 of 28
8/19/03 at 1:44pm
1. Christopher Walken
2. Elvis
3. Sean Connery (tired and true)
4. Christopher Lloyd (mostly from Taxi)
5. Michael J. Fox
6. Mike Meyers doing Dr. Evil
7. Nicolas Cage
8. Crispin Glover from River's Edge
9. Arnold schwarzenegger
10.Ricardo Montalban
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