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Discussion 9: Season of the Bitch

post #1 of 69
2/2/01 at 9:35pm
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Eat up!
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post #2 of 69
2/2/01 at 9:48pm
I'm just glad others appreciated Natasha Gregson Wagner as well. She didn't even get drafted last year! But, she was HIGH on my list then... I just managed to get 10 of my top 15 in my depth chart last year. When it came to Round 10, it was between her and Jenna Jameson. And, well... you gotta have a dirty girl every now and then

As far as the voting... I expressed some ideas to Nick, but all of that is up in the air at the moment. I'm sure he'll decide something soon. But we're only half way there... no reason to worry about that just yet.

Just all kneel before me and my harem of horny harlets!
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post #3 of 69
2/2/01 at 9:53pm
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Which idea?
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post #4 of 69
2/2/01 at 9:59pm
Having all of the draftees (42 of us now) each vote with their list of the best Harems from 1 to 41 (you can't vote for your own). Then we also have about 20-30 folks from the site who didn't participate in the draft vote the same way (1 to 42). A first place vote counts for 42 points, 2nd place... 41, and last place gets 1 point, and so on.

You add all of the points up and it's simple: the higher the points the higher the ranking. It's scientifically proven to reflect the true "winner" in the eyes of the voters. This is how it is done for rankings in college sports, for voting on baseball awards, hall of fame, the Oscars, etc.

It would be a task, but I'm willing to help.

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 02-02-2001).]
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post #5 of 69
2/2/01 at 10:02pm
Sounds good Carl. I will send you my stack of $50's. You know, To keep it "fair" Wink wink.
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post #6 of 69
2/2/01 at 10:03pm
Sorry, I don't live in Broward or Palm Beach County Florida
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post #7 of 69
2/2/01 at 10:18pm
So we rank each of the 41 lists? I don't know about you, but that sounds like a rather tedious event.

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post #8 of 69
2/2/01 at 10:29pm
How else do you propose we do it while reflecting "true" rankings? If everyone just picked their Top 5, it would actually be more complicated to come up with the "final" Top 5 and lots of folks would be left out.

If I'm #39 in the minds of everyone else, I want to know. It's part of the fun of the draft... everyone else's tastes vs your own.

I don't know. It was just a proposal.

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 02-02-2001).]
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post #9 of 69
2/3/01 at 12:32am
Wheel99,

hehehe...I have tons of women on my list that NO ONE WILL PICK EVER...some of them were on NBC, some were in movies in the Eighties, all except Anna Paquin are 80's stars (Twin Peaks was 1989 so Madchen squeaks in...bonus!). Anna and I have a special relationship...

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"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
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post #10 of 69
2/3/01 at 1:09am
Because she was born in the 80s?

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #11 of 69
2/3/01 at 6:21am
Shelby, I so thank you for posting that 70s porn star hairstyle photo of Julianne Moore. You made my 8 minutes.
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post #12 of 69
2/3/01 at 1:07pm
Hey Nick. What is the ETA of when I can pick? We are going on 24 hours from the last pick. Are we on a hold till Monday? Let me know because I want to screw up Ludwigs draft and Pick Mrs. Garrett.
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post #13 of 69
2/3/01 at 6:42pm
Tiffany-Amber-Brittney-Jennifer-Theisen is MINE (in theory)! But, uh, HAM's name is on the pic. Just stating my claims people....
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post #14 of 69
2/3/01 at 8:32pm
sorry 'bout that I fixed it.
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post #15 of 69
2/4/01 at 4:38pm
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Let's get this shit moving! Trading time may begin now.
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post #16 of 69
2/4/01 at 9:55pm
Hey Nick,

Blofield picked and DJ Dylan and Eli Cross are notoriously late. Any idea of when I can pick?
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post #17 of 69
2/4/01 at 10:21pm
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go ahead.
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post #18 of 69
2/5/01 at 2:42am
Diddly Dang it!

Anyone know if my Coleen Haskill is legit for the draft? I know she is shooting a movie with Ben Stiller and things...

So Sorry...I'll go run myself into the wall 23 times for punishment.

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post #19 of 69
2/5/01 at 9:21am
She's all yours. "Animal" starring Ms. Haskill and Rob Schnieder (?) comes out this May, I believe.
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post #20 of 69
2/5/01 at 11:32am
Ok Nick, I'm back for lovings. Glad I got my JANE MARCH and Alicia. Homina homina
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post #21 of 69
2/5/01 at 12:58pm
God it's moving slowly today, four people can go and no Round 6 movement in over two hours.

Has everyone just mitched off work today or is the problem the fact that everyone has run out of babes?
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post #22 of 69
2/5/01 at 1:03pm
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Flint:

"Has everyone just mitched off work today"

Is that a real saying in the UK? If so, I'm packing my bags to head there NOW!
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post #23 of 69
2/5/01 at 1:10pm
It's a real saying. You won't find it in any dictionary, but it's common slang (especially up north and in some parts of Ireland). Do a search on the web, you'll turn up a couple of sites with the phrase in it!!!
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post #24 of 69
2/5/01 at 1:35pm
devilf, I thought only the newbies were allowed to ask who Mitch was?

I've just done some exhaustive, two minute, research on the phrase (which I use all the time and have never thought about once), and have discovered that it is primarily Irish (Dublin) slang and is associated more with skipping school than work. No one on the web has any clue other than that where the word came from!

Anyway, can I draft yet or what?
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post #25 of 69
2/5/01 at 1:35pm
I just snagged Madmartigan's main squeeze, the delightful Sorsha (Joanne Whalley). Read it, and be dismayed!

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"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."
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post #26 of 69
2/5/01 at 2:05pm
Any ranking of lists must (IMHO) factor in the draft order. Having as wonderful a collection of babes as I do is amazing given that I'm number 37 on the draft list.
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post #27 of 69
2/5/01 at 2:52pm
Ok.
Question....
Ive been reading through the Draft, and one aspect of it makes NO DAMN sense.

We have a guy and a girl choosing MEN.

The reason it makes no sense:

The idea was a competition for the most coveted women, and then a vote on who beat out the others to have the greatest babe harem..........
With only 2 people pickeing MEN, #1 They have no competition- Might as well pick all 10 choices up front, no one ELSE is gonna pick them! and 2 I doubt the people voting are gonna choose one of the MEN lists as the best.

If there are enough woman ( and men) who want to choose men, a SEPERATE DRAFT would make more sense.

I hope that made sense.
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post #28 of 69
2/5/01 at 2:58pm
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Well, I think it's great. Adam's picked a guy. FFG has a nice mix. Y.T. is a lady. Carl may pick a guy and Steve's banking on Kane Hodder being available for his 10th rounder.

First and foremost is to have a list.

Who gets picked by the masses may surprise us all. Next year, we'll have a more eclectic mix (People will pick animals!).

Right now, just enjoY!
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post #29 of 69
2/5/01 at 3:01pm
Benji is mine!
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post #30 of 69
2/5/01 at 6:01pm
Nick, I love the Jerky Boys.
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post #31 of 69
2/5/01 at 6:03pm
Lowshot meant to say, "I love jerking boys."
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post #32 of 69
2/5/01 at 6:05pm
Fear not friends, I have a few men-folk on the way. They are all quite nice, I assure you.
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post #33 of 69
2/5/01 at 6:16pm
This discussion has become rather troubling...
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post #34 of 69
2/5/01 at 6:19pm
You came to the wrong neck of the woods, Stevie-boy. You're gonna squeal like a pig...
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post #35 of 69
2/5/01 at 6:49pm
Well, I plan to go blind a different way, my friend.
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post #36 of 69
2/5/01 at 6:57pm
Well, so much for my round sixer.
Carl, you fucker!

Ahh well, time to unleash my sweet, oily, men beasts upon you! HAHAHaha....um, oh shit.

<sound of car cranking, tires squaling>
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post #37 of 69
2/5/01 at 7:01pm
Damn, am I glad I didn't save her for next round. I was torn between her and another treat and it almost literally came down to a coin toss (won't tell you what I ended up tossing). Lucky me.
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post #38 of 69
2/5/01 at 7:06pm
You know, Carl, I was thinking about her several rounds back, being familiar with her work in The Glimmer Man, but as I looked at her a while ago (and this is not a slam on her, just a personal quirk of mine), it seemed that she looked like a younger Kathie Lee Gifford with breast implants.

Then I HAD to cross her off my list quickly.
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post #39 of 69
2/5/01 at 7:57pm
DAMN YOU INNOCENT! I totally forgot about Brook Langton! She bested my balls in the Replacements.
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post #40 of 69
2/5/01 at 7:58pm
One thing this draft is teaching me is that no matter how obscure I think an actress is she'll get picked if I leave her for later. FREAKING SECTOID STOLE MY COXXXX!!!
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post #41 of 69
2/5/01 at 8:01pm
I think picking regis is a better choice.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #42 of 69
2/5/01 at 9:57pm
I think ludwig has the monopoly on obscure women.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #43 of 69
2/5/01 at 10:20pm
JENNIFER TILLY!?!? WHY GOD WHY!? CHARISMA CARPENTER?! SHIT!

You assfeet have crossed the line! Asia, Rhona, Julie...does any one see a pattern? Jennifer was a lock! Fuck!

That's it, Im goin' for the men.
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post #44 of 69
2/5/01 at 11:39pm
"as I looked at her a while ago (and this is not a slam on her, just a personal quirk of mine), it seemed that she looked like a younger Kathie Lee Gifford with breast implants. Then I HAD to cross her off my list quickly."

But even Kathie Lee is younger than Lena

In all seriousness, Kathie Lee NEVER looked as good or had as nice a bod as Nikki Cox, period. Plus, Nikki is intelligent and has a great attitude. Besides, I do believe that I have nabbed the two hotest red heads in the draft with her and Angie Everhart (unless you count Shannon Elizabeth and Connie Nielsen, who I don't see as true red heads).

I'm a happy cock.


[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 02-05-2001).]
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post #45 of 69
2/6/01 at 2:10am
Thank you, Shelby
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post #46 of 69
2/6/01 at 2:15am
Shelby, if only you were eligible. Then you'd be forced to post pics of yourself.
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post #47 of 69
2/6/01 at 5:00am
Define "class" though...
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post #48 of 69
2/6/01 at 8:57am
Is Bubo a girl mechanical bird, or a boy mechanical bird?
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post #49 of 69
2/6/01 at 11:03am
wow,i think everyone here has gone faggoty on us,guys,why guys.though i do agree with raoul,take REGIS people!!!!!!

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...And now for something completely different!
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post #50 of 69
2/6/01 at 11:47am
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Sadly, FRIGHT FLICK GUY has withdrawn from the draft. Starting in round 7, his assortment of guys and gals will be available for the taking starting with HELLBLAZER.
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