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Discussion 10: Flooze Control

post #1 of 60
Thread Starter 
Eat.
post #2 of 60
I've had more beauties go down on me in the last ... I'm sorry -- let me start again -- I've had more of my draft list decimated in the last two rounds than I can handle.

Okay, really got to dig now ...

Although my sleeper pick remains ... and I'll save her till round 10.
post #3 of 60
Jeez, people.... calm down. Hopefully, I can bring this topic to an end.

1) I did not WANT to drop out of the game and break my commitment; I was enjoying it. There are, however, a few things in my life/work that suddenly require a lot of my attention. The specifics are nobody's business (and really aren't interesting enough to speculate over).

2) Instead of slowing down the selection process, I decided to bow out of the game. Sorry if that pissed a few of you off. But (as it's already been pointed out) I knew that several of my choices were not exactly at the top of other players' Most Wanted Lists.

3) Am I a total wuss that got scared off by a few rude remarks? Hell no! I don't offend easily. And even if I did get offended, my course of action would not be to run and hide.

In summary:

- Nobody pissed me off (although Innocent X is coming pretty damn close).
- I think I had the best list.
- My apologies for inadvertently causing such a stir.

Now shut up and go make your next picks!
post #4 of 60
Um, has anyone noticed that I uh, PICKED JEFFERY COMBS!? Shit people, the man is a legend! And there STILL is no pick of him! And as for this whole assapalooza about men, expect FOUR MORE FROM ME. Five blokes and five sheilas. As for the "faggoty" comment, DJDylan is twelve. Forgive him.
post #5 of 60
Damn double posts...I'll just have to use this space to say......LEE COUNTY MIDDLE SCHOOL RUUUUULEZ!

[This message has been edited by TheOutlawTorn (edited 02-06-2001).]
post #6 of 60
Just kidding, Innocent X.
post #7 of 60
a perfectly good joke buried with this bullshit.

Come back and play when you can, FFG.
post #8 of 60
Thread Starter 
I'm just pissed FFG didn't come to the coffee meeting last week. Billy Zane was the surprise guest!
post #9 of 60
Hey Micah. I am going to defend my Peta Wilson pick here. Not only is she the lead actress in her own tv show she has been in quite a few movies. She is concrete compared to some other pics I have seen that are paper thin.
post #10 of 60
um....
er....
I think Rhinestone missed the whole
"When you pick someone it's them NOW not in 1956" since he picked a corpse. Foxy Roxy the interacial pioneer during the times when it was REALLY tough and birthmother to a rock star is in the literal sense.... dead. It's touching but I think his island inhabitants might find the corpse smell a bit too raunchy baking in the tropical sun.
post #11 of 60
Wheel....it's okay, Bud.

I've already acquiesced. Peta and whoever else is fine with me. The door was left wide open as far as the rules at the beginning.

I DO think next year it should be limited to theatrically released films, but that bridge will get crossed then.

For now, enjoy thy harem!
post #12 of 60
Outlaw, Jeffrey was going to be MINE!!!!
post #13 of 60
BUT HE'S NOT! BWA-HA-HA-Ha-ha-ha, um, I'm sorry. I'm just so lonely....
post #14 of 60
Damn, THE CHOSEN is getting looong... and we're just over halfway there. 244 humans picked so far
post #15 of 60
Thread Starter 
Carl, can you obliterate the ones from FFG and so forth from the chosen?
post #16 of 60
Ah, good point!
post #17 of 60
Done.
post #18 of 60
I'm glad everyone is happy again.
post #19 of 60
Shut up, fucker
post #20 of 60
Ok..uh I cant find any Roxie Roker pics. So Rhinestone, you are on you own with that one.
post #21 of 60
IX, that clam line was stolen, quite shamelessly, I might add, from Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame. I use it every chance I get.

And damn you all the way to hell, Nick Nunziata. You'd better not ever introduce me to your wife, because if nothing else this draft has shown me that your tastes in women are far too close to mine. DAMMIT, I figured I could hold off on the wonderful Miss Black for just one more round. I hate you.

Hellblazer

Well, no big loss. I didn't think it would work.

[This message has been edited by Hellblazer (edited 02-07-2001).]
post #22 of 60
Thread Starter 
I am as happy with my 6 and 7th round picks as 1 and 2. That's RARE.
post #23 of 60
The curse of the abandoned re-picks continues
post #24 of 60
Oh, and Innocent... FYI, the Jay action figure actually contains a sound chip that plays that "clam" line.

Needless to say, you won't find it at Toys R Us
post #25 of 60
I believe it's in CLERKS... and he said it in the comics on almost every page of every issue.
post #26 of 60
Ok, I believe all the pics are caught up
post #27 of 60
Thread Starter 
Shelby, you rock.
post #28 of 60
And here I thought he was talking about my completely original "Maxim Clam" rant being amusing, but instead-a pilfered quote.

I'll never know what love is.

Well, actually-love is my last round pick, but...
post #29 of 60
ARGGGGHHHHH!

Round 7 has just begun and ALREADY I'm getting slammed!

First, Hellblazer shows no mercy and gobbles up the abandoned Gena Gershon first chance he gets.

Then there's Yasmine Bleeth, who I agonized over in the last round, whether to take her or Neve. It seemed obvious to me the two of them had slipped past their deserved positions because folks had overlooked them. I literally flipped a coin, went with Neve, and prayed Yasmine would still be there for the next round. No such luck.

Then, there's Parker Posey, who I had stashed away, assuming all you big bad Chudites were such the horror/action/scifi fans that you'd pay no mind to the quirky indie goddess. Again, my prejudices come back to bite me in the ass.

But then, BRIDGET FREAKIN MOYNAHAN! Sweet Je-hay-sus, I'd set her aside for my tenth round pick, sure that NOBODY would think to remember her (though I, personally, think she's easily both the hottest Coyote, and the hottest chick on Sex in the City) and BOOM, she's snatched right up in front of my eyes.

Back to the drawing board, I guess.
post #30 of 60
Thread Starter 
That's right, pokey.
post #31 of 60
Shelby, that Jeff Combs pic is sweet ass. I bow to you.
post #32 of 60
Sorry Ray, but I'm a indie fan also. Horror, Sci and Action are well and good, but ya gotta have some variety. That's why my list has everyone from Heidi Klum to Parker.

And Carl, shuddup or I'll draft YOU!
post #33 of 60
Go Alec, get your game on!
post #34 of 60
Man, Neil, I figured that no one would touch the french and I could snag Juliette as my armpit hairy 10th rounder.

She was radient in Chocolat.
post #35 of 60
Aw, c'mon, Jason, don't be that way. You know I love you, man.
post #36 of 60
Smilin' Jack, Dahhhhhhhmmmnnn yoouuuuuuuuu!
post #37 of 60
Thread Starter 
I let Esposito slide too long.
post #38 of 60
As did I, though I thought you'd nab her first

Oh well, still plenty of treats left!
post #39 of 60
I was contemplating Esposito instead of Posey myself. . . Oh well. Congrats Jack, you dirty bastard.
post #40 of 60
Aarrrrggh!! There goes my round 8. Now I know how Lee Harvey Oswald felt
post #41 of 60
I'm so positive no one will get my ladies that I am almost willing to wait the whole thing out.

Well-after round seven.

And it's not that people forget, it's just that I think I'm the only person that wants them...
post #42 of 60
Ah-hah! Too bad for you! You picked the WRONG Golden Girl...

I'm a member of Clan MacClanahan.

And you'll Rue the day...

[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 02-07-2001).]
post #43 of 60
Vanessa Williams and Gretchen Moll!!!! Damn There goes my round seven hopeful and backup!!!


P.S. Gretchen Molls nipples are harder then chineese algebra.
post #44 of 60
And that post sucked.

Seriously, I'm asking-Do I have horrid taste, or is it just that my lovelies have slipped people's minds, or are we just kinda' choosing whoever's scantilly-clad pictoral we glued together in this month's Maxim or FHM?

I must be doing this wrong, I was kinda' basing this on looks, talent and what I know of the personalities of the women involved.

Like, I thought losing Jaime Pressly sucked-not only is she cute, but she seems to have spunk.
Then I saw her jawing on Stern-and I thought, "I really would need her on the Chud Island. If I ran out of food, I'd need some snotty, slutty, expendable BITCH to go all out RAVENOUS on."

She was that ugly. Her every statement made her more ugly.

It was kinda' a letdown.

I don't know what this was about, really. It's all fiction, but it does reflect on the kind of people we are when we pepper our lists with Scum-Lows.

Like, no offense to he who chose her (Dave, I think-or Carl?) but, dude-from one who knows-Carmen Electra doesn't hold up really well at five inches away.

Maybe my point is that there are just too many hagged-out coke-bunnies with loose labia hangin' out on this island?

Or maybe I'm really wondering if MY head's in the wrong place. Or if I'm thinking with the wrong head? Maybe this all speaks to some deeper trauma? Who knows?
post #45 of 60
I had hoped to get Jeri Ryan so I would've had all three of the Dracula 2000 babes, but oh, well.

Esposito is such a hottie I had to check THE CHOSEN a couple of times to make sure I wasn't dodging someone else's territorial pissing.

Now, if only Nell Carter sticks around until Round 10...
post #46 of 60
Quote:
And that post sucked.
Seriously, I'm asking-Do I have horrid taste, or is it just that my lovelies have slipped people's minds, or are we just kinda' choosing whoever's scantilly-clad pictoral we glued together in this month's Maxim or FHM?

I must be doing this wrong, I was kinda' basing this on looks, talent and what I know of the personalities of the women involved.
LOL...I feel ya. But I respect each individual's taste. I do think people should look deeper than ign.com babes and Maxim and FHM, but let's face it...those are the easy repositories. People will use them. I don't want to come down on them for doing that because you kinda risk being a snob. Personalities and all are great, but...uh...we don't actually KNOW most of these chicks! Then you have to go on how they make Mr. Happy feel....

Quote:
I don't know what this was about, really. It's all fiction, but it does reflect on the kind of people we are when we pepper our lists with Scum-Lows.
Maybe it does, HAM, my nizzo. But you never kknow where indie queens like Chloe Sevigny put their lips either...
post #47 of 60
"Like, no offense to he who chose her (Dave, I think-or Carl?) but, dude-from one who knows-Carmen Electra doesn't hold up really well at five inches away."

It wasn't me, it was Dave. And I don't want to speak for him, but I have to believe he doesn'r care whether she holds up from five inches away, but whether she holds up from 8 inches deep
post #48 of 60
Um, well I can't really talk since I picked Heidi Klum, but I agree with what you are saying HAM. Of course, it takes all types to keep those airports in business, so who really cares what other people pick? At least their not getting our precious Blythe Danner. . .

And Outlaw! Way to go on your Choptop pick! I met Bill in LA, and not only was he cool as shit, he still maintains himself sexily.

I gotta say this draft is so much fun. You guys are the best!
post #49 of 60
Absolutely NO ONE has even come close to my original picks...I could care less what others think...the sit-com we could make with all of my women together on one island and me would be better than Maude or Sanford and Son for sure!

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post #50 of 60
i can't speak for anyone else, but i'm making my selections based solely on what i've seen of them (pictures, movies, etc.), not what they actually look like from five inches away. that is irrelevent to me since it will never be a reality. i'm sure most of us would be mildly disappointed with some of our picks given the opportunity for a face-to-face encounter. it's called "Hollywood".

of course, i also don't give a shit if they have a generous heart or a charming personality or a pleasing voice. i'm in this for the sheer superficiality. for the purpose of the draft i'm zeroing in strictly on looks. sexy eyes, big BJ lips, a flat stomach, a firm ass and some impressive breastseses... you know, the things that are hard to find in everyday life


[This message has been edited by Dave Davis (edited 02-07-2001).]
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