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post #51 of 60
Well, Dave-rock on. Sounds good to me, sir.

Perhaps my pussy-ness was kicking in. The horrible, horrible part of me that is interested in a women because she seems compelling for reasons other than her implants.

And that's NOT sarcasm.
Sometimes the part of me that looks for "neat girl" before "nice tits' gets more press...

And while I won't retract my statements, I will say that I may have been cracked when I made them.

I mean no disrespect to anyone's choices, I think it might have something to do with how amazingly over-exposed some of these Man Show faves might be.

Mike did something cool by reaching back in time and picking girls that made him tingly when he was a kid. Some thought went into this stuff. Thought that's going to be dangerous when we start picking flicks.

The idea I was exploring was-"Would we really WANT to be stuck with these women somewhere?"

I mean, in this fantastical situation, after you've filled every hole Tommy Lee's already slowly seeped a load into, you might have to interact.

Granted, this is all theoretical-but at the same time, I've been in the presence of a couple of the women in my draft-and I've based my choices on people I thought might be fun or smart or weird AS WELL AS foxy-and who might actually give me the time of day.

I don't know, I'm just babbling-making conversation.

Conversely-I asked if my mindset is the odd one? I mean, when you pick these women-are you just supposed to be looking for the fucktoy?

Sure, we don't know these people-but the media paints a far more realistic picture than any of them would like to admit, I think. We can come up with pretty informed opinions of some of these chicks.

For example, we may not know Angelina Jolie-but we KNOW Angelina Jolie. Better than she knows us.

Does anyone really want a Shannon Dougherty on the island?

Nooo...'cause everyone knows she's a bitch.

Okay, so Patrick would throw a shot in her, true-but eventually...we'd want her drowned.

Also, Micah-I know EXACTLY where Chloe's been-which is why the taint of Harmony Korine will be removed...

And Carl, sorry for accusing you of the whole Carmen thing-but I just think that if Dave was as close to the woman as I was-he would definitely use the choice on a sexier creature.

Like Bea Arthur.

If we're going to take this concept seriously enough to get upset about Micah getting Angie Jolie on a fluke departure, we should treat it like we'd actually be stuck somewhere with these people.

It'd be like me knowing I'd never be stuck on a desert island with ten movies of my choice, so why not pick Leonard: Part Six?

Or maybe I just see people going "DAMMIT-I thought I could hold out on her 'til the next round, but you got her!!" to everyone but me-which takes me back to my original thought-"Do my choices stink that badly?"

Like I said, in the end, I'm just kinda' making conversation.



[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 02-07-2001).]
post #52 of 60
HAM's right, I only picked Bill Mosley because of that skimpy spread he had in the June 2000 issue of Maxim. Now THAT is a nice looking sack of man! I've got another one of his nature comin' right up, and lemme tell ya, he's got a GREAT set of pearly whites.

Lowshot, you have gained many, many badass points for standing in the presence of the great one. Awesome pic.

"You fucked up mah Sonny Bono wig!"
post #53 of 60
HAHAHAAAAA!!!

"Yer' Mah FAVE!!!"

"NAMLAND!!! NAPALM!!! It's what the people WANT!!"
post #54 of 60
Thread Starter 
If I was really on a desert island I'd want some outdoorswoman who new what to do to survive and a skin mag.
post #55 of 60
No one's choices stink, really. You pick who you like. That's it.

I will say that I would be happy to spend time with any of these ladies who call themselves Micah's angels.

Angelina has problems, but I want her to work them out WITH ME, damnit. I KNOW her? Oh, hell yeah, and that wouldn't stop me. The fact that she is bisexual in real life helps greatly.

Jessica is a treat, through and through. I've seen most of her work and she's charming and tough. Also, I needed some boriqua representation, and she was tops in that area, because Jenny Lo's personality drags her just below miss Alba on the charts for me.

I'd have to remove Manson's taint just like you have to with Korine's, but McGowan has finally smartened up enough to lose the chump. And something tells me that the fun between her and Angelina would be to die for. I just want footage..I don't even have to be there.

Thandie is PURE sexiness, through and through. M:I-2 owes SO MUCH of its "somewhat watchable" status to her. I'd just want to listen to her soft cooing English accented voice for about an hour before she received the piledriver.

Garcelle is not only a fox, but a very sweet gal in real life. I've followed her since Models Inc., and she has the goods, physically and emotionally to earn her spot.

Kelly Hu is beauty incarnate. Just flawless....she'll make sure I never lust for another Asian woman, and she's not afraid to be a bad girl when it comes to taking pictures. I love that. She can also kick ass with Yeoh or Ziyi, so I won't feel more than a modicum of envy for thee and Steve "Fucker" Murphy.

Finally, Marley...I've barely known her, but she kept me awake and alert through two consecutive crapfests (Sugar & Spice and Valentine), so she's also earned my consideration. This chick is not only sweet and beautiful, but has curves to die for. Tres nice. And she will be my blonde for life.

My last three picks will reflect the same level of thought.

Yeah, I had chicks who made me feel all gooey when I was younger, and my next pick will reflect that somewhat. But for the other 9, they'd be perfect for me or anyone else to spend the rest of their lives on an island with. So many varieties in personality, race, and background....how could it be better?



[This message has been edited by mikah912 (edited 02-07-2001).]
post #56 of 60
Micah has hit on something here. After Round 10, we should start a new thread where each of us dicusses our picks and why we made them and what we like about the treats.
post #57 of 60
Oh Outlaw, you just made me laugh so hard I farted!

Well, actually I just have gas. But dammit that was funny. But wouldn't you love to see a Maxim or FHM spread of Moseley, Campbell, our current CHUD Man Ken Foree and Timothy (Dead Alive) Balme all together? That'd be sexy.

Hoo-boy. Well rock on. I was going to post something serious about the current conversation, but fuckit, I'm tired and that was funny.
post #58 of 60
Great Idea, Carl-San!
post #59 of 60
Yeah, that would be nifty Carl.
post #60 of 60
Thread Starter 
Closing this pup up for size... and for Christ!
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