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post #51 of 65
2/9/01 at 6:07pm
He meant Mario Van Peebles
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post #52 of 65
2/9/01 at 6:56pm
Oh, bitter. Did what I think just happened over in the Round 8 thread actually just happen? That's terrible, but look at it this way; if Scarab had gone on time he would have picked right after me. The sting would have been a lot softer, but Kate would already be gone, regardless.
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post #53 of 65
2/9/01 at 7:03pm
"You and the House of Cunningham shall pay for this."

That is an anti-Irish comment!

BTW, I will take very good care of Ms. Long... promise.
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post #54 of 65
2/10/01 at 12:18am
I have come to realize something.

I COULD QUITE POSSIBLY GET THIS SUMMER ALTICE WOMAN TO SLEEP WITH ME!!!

Granted, I don't really like her "look", but I figure if she let Fred Durst spike the football, she'd probably have no objections to another doughy, pathetic white boy tappin' the taco.

No offense to your choice, Kirby-it's just an odd observation. I mean-who DATES Durst?! Ya' kinda' gotta' not like yourself.

I mean-EVERY girl KNOWS why you do time with Azaria-he's gonna' coo to you in Simpsons voices-but DURST?

I mean-I'M a sloppy white kid! I'M doughy! I used to work in a tattoo shop! I'M in a shitty band! LOVE ME!!!

Uh...sorry.

how 'bout that maggie cheung...heh...

(runs away)
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post #55 of 65
2/10/01 at 12:25am
"I figure if she let Fred Durst spike the football, she'd probably have no objections to another doughy, pathetic white boy tappin' the taco."


Jesus Christ, I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.
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post #56 of 65
2/10/01 at 12:31am
"spike the football" is such an adorable visual pun.

I had originally written, "spike the pigskin" but that makes it more jock/sports-oriented and not quite as picturesque.

I'm glad I'm OCCASIONALLY funny.

Between you and Logan, the boards have been crippling me with laughter today.
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post #57 of 65
2/10/01 at 12:33am
Hmmm I always thought Fred Durst was kinda hot. I guess Im weird.

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 02-09-2001).]
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post #58 of 65
2/10/01 at 12:44am
Nah, Shel-you're not weird...

'Cause if he's "kinda' hot"-I'M THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!

LOVE MEEEE!!!!

oops, i did it again...

(runs away)

[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 02-09-2001).]
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post #59 of 65
2/10/01 at 1:26am
I love you HAM.

In fact you're my next draft pick. . .
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post #60 of 65
2/10/01 at 1:49am
Shelby, thanks for the most excellent Yun-Fat shot. I'd concoct some analogy but what could possibly compete with "spike the football"?
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post #61 of 65
2/12/01 at 11:49am
Any chance we're getting to round 9 soon? No sarcasm, really just curious.
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post #62 of 65
2/12/01 at 11:54am
Thread Starter 
Today, you keyboardian princess.
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post #63 of 65
2/12/01 at 12:20pm
HAM, I actually found some more Audie pics, but the are adult in nature (screen shots from Red Shoe Diaries with a totally see through shirt). I didnt post them for obvious reasons.

So like Nick (or whoever) can I post a link to the pics with like a disclaimer or something? Or should I just forget about it?

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 02-12-2001).]
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post #64 of 65
2/12/01 at 3:14pm
"It is about time I pick some one that has more going for her then big breast."

Personally, I prefer a pair
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post #65 of 65
2/12/01 at 4:58pm
Malinari and Cosmic ray have gone. I think you can go Devilf.
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