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Discussion 12: Someone to CROTCH Over Me.

post #1 of 48
2/12/01 at 5:15pm
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Have at.
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post #2 of 48
2/12/01 at 5:31pm
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Regardless, round 9 starts at 5pm.
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post #3 of 48
2/12/01 at 5:35pm
I'm just waiting for my turn...
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post #4 of 48
2/12/01 at 5:40pm
malinari, dude, you're killing me. I'd read that Big Trouble wasn't supposed to debut until July, otherwise I would've taken Sofia in the second round -- possibly even the first. In fact, I was just getting ready to post about her in the "Hottest Ineligibles" thread when I saw your post. I was ready to make a big freakin stink about it, and I just go to her web site to find -- it's been bumped up to MARCH!!!

Goddam, dude, that just really rubs my nub. Not your fault or anything, of course. But now I'm just pissed at myself for not double checking.

By the way, if you want to check out the gallery I have of her at my web site, here ya go:
http://raylehmann.tripod.com/harem/vergara.html

There's actually 15 lovely ladies in my "Virtual Harem" and 14 of them have been taken (four of them -- Mariah, Laetitia, Maria Grazia, and Jennifer Connelly -- by me.) The only one still up for grabs is Sandi Korn/Sandra Taylor, who is eligible. I love her, but if anyone else takes her, I shan't be offended. She could definitely use the exposure.
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post #5 of 48
2/12/01 at 5:47pm
Nick, i'm back from the big Apple so you don't need to post for me anymore.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #6 of 48
2/12/01 at 5:48pm
Yep, Sandi von Butt Korn from the old days on Howard. I'd long been a fan, but I actually only added her after chatting with her on the posting boards at her web site. She actually came to my site through a link and signed the guestbook, so I figured any chick that hot, and cool enough to do that, definitely needed to be included.

Alas, she couldn't spell the word "harem" right, so I suppose some things never change.

She had been real cool at her web site -- totally candid and answered some awkward questions. But then, she went on Howard to plug the site, and within an hour got absolutely flooded with lowlifes calling her "a fat whore" or asking to see pictures of her taking it anally. How she didn't see that one coming is beyond me. Though, I guess that made it more obvious than ever that the "dumb" thing was far from an act.

Her managers made her shut down the posting boards after that, and I don't think the site's even been updated ever since.

[This message has been edited by Cosmic Ray (edited 02-12-2001).]
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post #7 of 48
2/12/01 at 5:52pm
ACK! GAH! Shelby, Gunnar Hansen is only cool when he's in UNIFORM! I'm kinda going for a horror theme here, not a Kenny Rogers theme. Thanks for the pic though, I've never seen the man with a beard. But please, for the sake of my manhood, could you find a picture of him wearing a dead skin mask (Slayer!) and holding a gas-powered chainsaw?
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post #8 of 48
2/12/01 at 5:53pm
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Draft!!!!!
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post #9 of 48
2/12/01 at 6:00pm
Outlaw, a treat awaits you in the Pictures thread.
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post #10 of 48
2/12/01 at 6:02pm
heh, awww c'mom. You didnt like the kenny rogers-like pic

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 02-12-2001).]
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post #11 of 48
2/12/01 at 6:04pm
Shelby, nothing against you or your super work. Outlaw just required a fix of mauler and I had to help a brother out, ya know?
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post #12 of 48
2/12/01 at 6:40pm
I hate you Devin.
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post #13 of 48
2/12/01 at 9:31pm
Carl, that Gunnar shot is amazing. Oh, and that thumbs down over this post is supposed to be a thumbs up. doh!

[This message has been edited by yt (edited 02-12-2001).]
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post #14 of 48
2/12/01 at 10:18pm
GOD BLESS YOU CARL. You have eased my suffering caused by my vision of Leatherface singing "The Gambler".

*shudder*
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post #15 of 48
2/13/01 at 2:33am
This needs to end whether you call it on account of lateness or merge the final two rounds together.

Cause at the rate you guys are taking, by the time the movie draft gets going we're gonna be fighting over Lord of the F**king Rings.

START THE MOVIE ONE NOW!!!
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post #16 of 48
2/13/01 at 10:44am
Things have slowed to hate.
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post #17 of 48
2/13/01 at 1:38pm
I'm going to follow the spirit if not the absolute letter of Nick's above edict and start round nine of the draft at 11 am central time. Be ready or be fucked.

Hellblazer
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post #18 of 48
2/13/01 at 3:12pm
Heh-heh.

I figured I'd nab her round nine no problem.

hatred.

HATRED!!

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post #19 of 48
2/13/01 at 6:51pm
whats happening, people?

we are so close to the end. i thought the lag would end with the weekend but today has been painfully slow.
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post #20 of 48
2/13/01 at 11:02pm
Nice work, colombo. The draft has slowed down to a snail's pace. Maybe we could just start skipping people after their time window.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #21 of 48
2/13/01 at 11:32pm
I already went dagnabit.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #22 of 48
2/13/01 at 11:52pm
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The past few days have been very hard for me. Internet connection spotty, LOTS of work (as evidenced by my limited time on site).

Someone, take the reins and get the draft kickin'.

I'm trying to juggle more balls than Traci Lords in her prime right now.
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post #23 of 48
2/14/01 at 12:01am
Fine.

Here's how it is:

UP RIGHT NOW ARE:

LEGLESS DOG
YT
ABOBO/LUDWIG

At 11:00PM, regardless of who has and has not gone, FLINT and TRIPPING BILLIE are up.

At MIDNIGHT, regardless of who has and has not gone, MYSELF and PATRICK SAURIOL are up.

Anytime from 1AM to tomorrow morning, MICKEY KNOX and CARL are up.

Oh, we WILL finish this draft, and we'll do it BY THURSDAY.

Quit the whining. Start picking.
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post #24 of 48
2/14/01 at 12:15am
No prob, Innocent. We ALL want to see this end.

I don't care who is late anymore...we go without you. Every 1-2 hours, the picks move on. I will PERSONALLY keep up with the order.

We finish by Thursday regardless of who has picked or not. We'll sort out the mistakes afterwards and improve the rules with the next draft.
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post #25 of 48
2/14/01 at 12:30am
Done. Thanks for the plan.
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post #26 of 48
2/14/01 at 12:59am
damn you Innocent,whyd you have to burst my sexy babe bubble i had going.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!
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post #27 of 48
2/14/01 at 9:33am
Innocent, great job on the organizing!
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post #28 of 48
2/14/01 at 2:53pm
i like your timeline organization man.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!
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post #29 of 48
2/14/01 at 9:34pm
I just picked stifflers mom. Can I get a couple of MILF's??
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post #30 of 48
2/14/01 at 10:12pm
And I'm spent!

A wonderful draft and I'm thoroughly happy with my sexy harem.
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post #31 of 48
2/15/01 at 12:28am
Is Kobe Tai eligible?
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post #32 of 48
2/15/01 at 3:05am
Sure wish I had one more pick... Argh!
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post #33 of 48
2/15/01 at 9:30am
Thread Starter 
Kobe Tai was in VERY BAD THINGS
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post #34 of 48
2/15/01 at 1:29pm
i just made my last pick solidifying my harem as the best...

just wanted to say thanks to everyone. this has been a blast.

also, thanks to shelby for all the great pics.

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post #35 of 48
2/15/01 at 3:31pm
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Kelly Brook. I was going to make her my 10th pick, but the pictures I found changed my mind for me.
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post #36 of 48
2/15/01 at 3:43pm
Yes, Kobe Tai has been in some very bad things. Very bad. Mmm.
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post #37 of 48
2/15/01 at 5:14pm
hehe.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!
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post #38 of 48
2/15/01 at 6:14pm
Devil, I can't believe you did that. I saw it with my own two eyes, and I can't believe you did it.

Thanks for making me spray Mountain Dew all over my monitor, by the way


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"Bugger this. I want a better world."--From the epitaph of Jennifer Sparks (1900-1999)
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post #39 of 48
2/15/01 at 10:35pm
damn. i still have 10 gals left on my master list.

anybody else?
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post #40 of 48
2/15/01 at 11:43pm
Me too, Dave... but I just took one off thanks to you picking TRACI BINGHAM. I came DAMN close to making her my 10th rounder, but opted to go for "variety" with my Asian pick. Bingham was suggested by my wife (as was Amber Valetta). She's pummeling me now for letting both get away.

Oh well.. ENJOY! I'm more than happy with my Harem of treats!
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post #41 of 48
2/16/01 at 1:42am
Man, What a draft. I had a slew of women left over on my list. I cant beleive some of the women that got away. The left overs on my list included:

Adrianna from the sopranos
Karen Duffy
James King
Lee Lee Sobieski
Rebecca Pidgeon
Annie Pallaurd
Madiline Stowe
Jean Tripplehorn
Medow Soprano
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Sarah Silverman
Valeria Golino
Mia Sara(sloan from ferris beuller)
Rosanna Arquette
Kim Bassinger
Phobe Cates
Linda Hamilton
Lori Petty
Farah Fawcett(for 55 she still is hot!)
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post #42 of 48
2/16/01 at 1:57am
Mia Sara was chosen, I believe.
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post #43 of 48
2/16/01 at 2:07am
I just saw.
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post #44 of 48
2/16/01 at 2:26pm
Maura Tierney and Marisa Tomei were two left on my list as well. I was also prepared to take Anne Heche if need be. I figure some of my harem may need some woman lovin' too.
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post #45 of 48
2/16/01 at 3:03pm
Maura Tierney made my "almost" list as well. As did:

Melina Kanekaredes
Heather Thomas (childhood crush)
Melinda Clarke (of "Killer Tongue" fame)
Sofia Milos (the female mob boss on "The Sopranos")
Kiana Tom (i like hardbodies)
Debi Mazar
Claudia Schiffer
Lauria Holden (X-Files' Marita Covarrubius)
Sanaa Lathan
Julie Warner
Kelly Lynch
Drea de Matteo (Adrianna on "The Sopranos")
Kim Delaney

if only we got 20 picks...
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post #46 of 48
2/16/01 at 3:45pm
Sofia Coppola and the girl that plays Meadow Soprano were two more that I would have taken..
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post #47 of 48
2/16/01 at 4:53pm
I thought I saw that Meadow (Jamie) was in a film in her little biography on the Soprano's DVD set, but I could be mistaken.

And yeah Sofia was taken.

And yeah Maura is that perfect 11th round pick.
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post #48 of 48
2/16/01 at 7:51pm
Hey Neil. Ms De Mornay was taken by yours truly. I would not let that lovely go unpicked.

[This message has been edited by Wheel99 (edited 02-17-2001).]
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