Are you happy being known as "Jason", or are you looking for a role where you don't have to wear a hockey mask and blood packs?
On average, how many times do you have to "kill" someone before they get the take they use in the movie?
Do you contribute any ideas to the script, the kills, etc., during shooting, since you've kind of made Jason "your guy"?
Do you see "Freddy vs. Jason" actually ever happening? And if so, do you know something we don't?
Are you recognized on the street? Have people come up to you for autographs or to shake your hand outside of a convention setting?
Do you realize what a profound effect you've had on the life of one Steve Murphy?
And finally...
Do these pants make my ass look big?