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post #1 of 62
2/24/01 at 6:13am
Thread Starter 
It had to happen sooner or later, right?

OK, I want the following questions answered before the weekend is out.

1. What company would make them?
2. Which Chewers would be in Series 1?
3. What would the action features be?
4. Who would be short-packed?
5. Who would be the most popular?

Any currently active Chewer is eligible.

Monday we move on to Series 2, 2 Packs, Exclusives, and Playsets...
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post #2 of 62
2/24/01 at 6:37am
I think everyone could agree, that if mine comes through, it makes it to the 99cent bin quicker than anyone elses!!!

Hell yes!
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post #3 of 62
2/24/01 at 6:55am
http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Fo...ML/002234.html

A-yup.

Think the Adam and Steve figures need that voice-chip thing the Star Wars Ep1 figures had. You put them next to each other, press the talk button and watch them debate over Hollywood. The It Said/It Said two-pack. Complete with array of colorful Hawaiian shirts.
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post #4 of 62
2/24/01 at 7:03am
1. Get McFarland to do em, cause they're better accessorized and cooler-lookin than we look in real life.

2. Series One would have the top ten posters. Who they are, I don't know...

3. Some talk (mostly yelling at one other specific figure), some throw things, some explode.

4. Short-packed? You mean like when those toy-making bastards only pack one Catwoman figure in the box when there's 20 fucking Penguins there? Um...I guess me. I'm very often not there for someone else.

5. Whoever explodes the hardest.
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post #5 of 62
2/24/01 at 7:28am
Thread Starter 
It was good to include that link DJ, as there is some seriously funny shit on display there.

But that was joking. Now it's for real.

And as one of the Grand Poobas of this place, there is one thing I know.

Never put all your top requests in the first wave...
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post #6 of 62
2/24/01 at 1:13pm
There's already a topic started on my *ahem* movie maniac.

But seriously Django, who made those Jay and Silent Bob toys a while back? Pretty decent. That kind of style wouldbe good for the chewers.
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post #7 of 62
2/24/01 at 2:12pm
DJ, you know damn well that Steve is not smart enough to write It Said. That was the MIA John and afterwards Johhny B filled in for a time. In fact, there is a much talked about comeback tour with LowShot...
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post #8 of 62
2/24/01 at 4:02pm
I kinda like the way the Batman Animated Series figures look. The style of those cartoons are tres cool and the toys look pretty neat. McFarlane is definitely a good choice, or Top Cow, they do the Chaos figs and Buffys right? Or is that Moore?
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post #9 of 62
2/24/01 at 5:26pm
Comepletely right. I got all my Steve's and John's mixed up. Hadn't seen the guy in so long, I forgot what his name was.

Steve Murphy's toy talks only sporadically, saying such gems as: "Die." "Fucking die." and "Fuck off!" Comes with super-grinning action. As the figures continue to talk to eachother, Steve's grin widens to three times the normal size of his head.
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post #10 of 62
2/24/01 at 5:27pm
Oh, and LowShot's gonna be a Bend-Em.

On second thought, just put some hair and a plastic shirt on the Jack Skelington figure.

[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 02-24-2001).]
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post #11 of 62
2/24/01 at 7:35pm
I want my toy to have flip top head that doubles as a lighter.

And mine and girlcreetures toys should be...interlocking...if you get my meaning...

Nick's head should be a Chia, so you can grow his beard as big as you want. Then shave it. Then grow it again.



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post #12 of 62
2/24/01 at 7:36pm
Oh, and I think they shold be made by Stan Winston's Creatures. Then we could be BIG.

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post #13 of 62
2/24/01 at 11:01pm
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If none of you are gonna start speculating on who would be included in Wave 1, if just gonna post my picks and to hell with you...
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post #14 of 62
2/25/01 at 4:38am
I think a limited set of Overlords would comprise Wave 1.

Once it catches on in all the markets (and it will), there will be a second Wave, featuring the original big boys...

DJEvil, Lowshot, Grendel, HAM, Blofeld, et al.

Then, finally, in Wave three such follow-up heroes such as myself.

Once again, my accidental inclusion of names will no doubt drive people to angry replies. Feel free to imagine your name here: ______________ is a badass Wave 2 figure as well!

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post #15 of 62
2/25/01 at 5:15am
Thread Starter 
Well I was bored so I went ahead and drafted the official list of Series 1 figures. There will be more so if you're not included in this wave, don't worry.

Each figure release will come as a two pack featuring one "Bad Ass" chewer and one "Nibbler" or regular chewer. So with that...

CHUD: LEGENDS OF THE SEWER SERIES ONE

- Nick Nunziata w/ Uncle Mitch
- Mikah 912 w/ The Outlaw Torn
- Johnny Butane w/ girlcreeture
- Hot Animal Machine w/ Axiom
- Django w/ Tripping Billie 41
- Innocent X w/ Hellblazer
- Will w/ Sliderseth
- Lowshot w/ Willko

CHUD: VILLAINS OF THE SEWER SERIES ONE

- Harry Knowles w/ Moriarty
- Jan De Bont w/ Uma Thurman

Every figure set will come with the following...

- 30 points of articulation w/ power punch swivel action
- PVC "Sewer Dweller" or "Rabid Fanboy"
- removeable body armor
- water activated "Battle Damage"
- fold-out laptop computer diarama base w/ voice chip
- miniature freshly baked pie

In addition to the various personal accessories, there will also be CHUD: WEAPONS OF A CHEWER accessory packs filled with various guns, swords, 2x4's, back packs, climbing gear, and what not.

There you go, let the discussion begin...

[This message has been edited by Django (edited 02-25-2001).]
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post #16 of 62
2/25/01 at 6:49am
I want a Raggity Ann to go with mine. Cause that's the story of my life. I get in the mood and BANG, its Raggity Ann, again.

Jesus! I just can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

Okay, so my response to this honor is somewhat gross. What did you expect from a Will toy?

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post #17 of 62
2/25/01 at 7:08am
Thread Starter 
Fine.

Raggedy Ann will be your girl for the...

CHUD: HAREMS OF THE CHEWERS series coming in 1 quater 2002...
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post #18 of 62
2/25/01 at 8:13am
A harem, no shit?? Coolness! What are we going to give Ludwig? Sheep?

Baaaaa-aaaa=aaad, Will!

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post #19 of 62
2/25/01 at 4:47pm
"- water activated "Battle Damage"

I was always disappointed with those G.I. Joes. Perhaps limbs that could be ripped off and spew blood out would be a lot cooler.

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post #20 of 62
2/25/01 at 4:59pm
The should be an action figure that has nipples that shoot fire. I don't know which Chewer it would be but I do know there should be one.
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post #21 of 62
2/25/01 at 9:46pm
Eddie: Just say something bad about eyetalians and you'll find out whose nipples shoot fire. Go ahead!
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post #22 of 62
2/26/01 at 12:41am
The limited edition LEGENDS of CHUD series will be a box set including:

Uncle Mitch
Viking Boat Oar
Jeff Fahey
Claire Forlani
Sal-Manila
MECHA-DJEVIL (42-inch, with hollow chest so he doubles as a carrying case for the entire line)

I think when the Django figure is dipped in water, he becomes jet-black, making him Quatermass. Or is that just a removable head?

[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 02-25-2001).]
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post #23 of 62
2/26/01 at 12:51am
Thread Starter 
Viking Boat Oar come with Blofeld, while Quatermass, Fahey, and Sal are scheduled for release during the second and fourth waves which will be posted sometime this week...
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post #24 of 62
2/26/01 at 1:24am
I'm still thinking of a nice meaty comment for eyetalians, Will. So far no go. I will think of one. Wanna be bathed in warm nipple-fire.

Shouldn't there be an action figure of me? One that flies under the radar and slays Batman while his back turned with Hershey shit jokes.

But Django my man probably will come up with one that is far more incriminating.

[This message has been edited by Eddie5 (edited 02-26-2001).]
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post #25 of 62
2/26/01 at 1:38am
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You are correct, sir. Must wait and see...
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post #26 of 62
2/26/01 at 2:42am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by devilf:
And short packed...

Video God, with Ku Klux Klan robe.
That, is so fucking funny, I will have trouble sleeping tonight

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post #27 of 62
2/26/01 at 5:15am
Hey, that reminds me: What company are you gonna convince to make thousands of miniature double-headed dildos for girlcreeture's figures? Does McFarland do that kind of thing a lot?
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post #28 of 62
2/26/01 at 1:02pm
I won't need the double headed dildos if I'm packaged with Johnny! But if they must be there, I will make them myself if need be
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post #29 of 62
2/26/01 at 2:53pm
Yes, you will.

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post #30 of 62
2/26/01 at 10:38pm
Thread Starter 
Well, you've been asking for it. And here ya go.

CHUD: LEGENDS OF THE SEWER SERIES 2

- Adam McAllister w/ John Makarewicz
- DJEvil w/ Dr. Ghetto Lovejuice
- General Zod w/ Big Round Sailor
- DB Cooper w/ Mister Tibbs
- Shelby w/ Diva
- The Crystal Lich w/ Fright Film Guy
- Black Crowe w/ Cosmic Ray
- Quatermass76 w/ Jeff Fahey

Instead of Villians this time around we get...

CHUD: CINEMA CHEWERS MULTI-PACKS

Which is an Elseworlds type series which takes select Chewers and represents them in scenes based on classic movies.

- Heroic Bloodshed featuring Hot Animal Machine (in bloody white suit), Django (w/ bullet riddled trenchcoat), and a exploding Asian hitman.

- Winter of Discontent featuring Nick Nunziata (w/ removeable pants and tossing action), Carl Cunningham (w/ eye covering action), and Ian McKellan as Richard III.

- Jedi Nights featuring Django and General Zod (both in Jedi robes and w/ lightsabers), and a Star Trek Geek In Starfleet Uniform protesting the release of Episode One.

Also featured this go-around is the first MAIL-AWAY exclusive figure. Send in 6 proofs of purchase from any CHUD: Legends of the Sewer figure and receive...

- Will in Underware w/ dancing action

Give 'em what for...
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post #31 of 62
2/27/01 at 12:24am
And since I have somehow been sucked into the Django Web of Hate, I was asked to help out with one of the add-on location sets.

So, without further adieu the...

CHUD: LEGENDS OF THE SEWER PLAYSETS

1. The Alamo Drafthouse. This comes with an exclusive Harry Knowles figure complete with Butt-Numb a Thon action, Father Geek, and an AICN TalkBacker.

2. The Sewer of Justice with an exclusive Nick with removable beard, Sal Manilla, CHUD Lurker, and Board Newbie.

3. The Dragon Con Dealer's Room with an exclusive Lowshot, Patrick Sauriol, Female Comic Model (bikini optional), and Bootleg Dealer.

and finally,

4. The CHUD Hangout Beanies with an exclusive Beanies Waitress and Steve with wet tongue action.

There are more to come, including Wave 3 figures, Wave 2 sets, and Wave one vehicles.
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post #32 of 62
2/27/01 at 12:26am
Thread Starter 
God damn it! I will make these figures happen...

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post #33 of 62
2/27/01 at 1:34am
ROFLMAO!

I knew I got up out of bed today for a reason. This thread made my week.
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post #34 of 62
2/27/01 at 1:59am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by girlcreeture:
I won't need the double headed dildos if I'm packaged with Johnny!
And then Johnny said:
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Yes, you will.
Ok Johnny...you should really think about how you reply to something like that.
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post #35 of 62
2/27/01 at 3:53am
But he really, really was.
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post #36 of 62
2/27/01 at 4:06am
Okay. Now I'm gonna' open my mouth and start something really stupid.

My new PC is coming soon-which means I'll be able to do a bunch of things I wanted to do but couldn't do before-like SCRIPT REVIEWS FOR CHUD, stuff for Will, and ALL KINDS of artwork.

And I'll be able to scan it and make it show up here.

So between my day job, screenwriting, CHUD, leeching off Will, artwork, the band, and all the other day-to-day CRAPPO I deal with-

You send me a photograph of YOU, and I'll design the figure.

I figure that between you, Sean, and I-we'll figure out how each figure works within the line, develop weapons and gear, and get the design elements in line.

Bible Thumpers was something I couldn't DO without a computer. But I draw and SCULPT everyday. There are possibilities here.

Just remember-these are going to be TOYS-not Todd McFarlanE SCULPTURES. Bear that in mind.

Also we have to decide on a scale...

Sean, between this and RSM, we sure are diggin' a hole, my friend.

But the "Heroic Bloodshed" models are just beggin' for production...
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post #37 of 62
2/27/01 at 4:59am
Thread Starter 
The show goes on...

CHUD: CINEMA CHEWERS MULTI-PACKS SERIES 2

- Mission to CHUD featuring Mikah and Django in space suits with removeable helmets, and the Mena Suvari Martian

- Beyond The Black Hole featuring Nick Nunziata, Robert Forrester, and Maximillian.

- Taxi Driver Shootout featuring Shot to Hell Adam McAllister, Robert De Niro, and Cross Dressing Jodie Foster Lowshot.

- Bring It On featuring Training Gear Kirsten Dunst, Bikini Car Wash Eliza Dushku, and Django with Djerk-off action.

And what's figures without playsets...

CHUD: LEGENDS OF THE SEWER SERIES 2 PLAYSETS

- Roswell Mall Theater with changeable marquee sign, Local Photographer and Young Nicky Nunziata with his Black Hole Storybook.

- L.A. Weekend of Horrors Main Hall with Convention Battle Django, Smilin' Jack Ruby, Prat Fallin' Bruce Campbell, "Smoking" John Carpenter, and Big Breasted Scream Queen.

More to come very soon including the debut of the 12 inch Collector Series...


[This message has been edited by Django (edited 02-27-2001).]
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post #38 of 62
2/27/01 at 6:38am
Can't believe we forgot these bits:

Scientologist Ninja Invaders (just make one kind and buy enough to make an army)

HAM's figure should come with a cardboard cut-out of Snake Plissken

Have you added Jenga Fett to the list of villians yet?

Parking Lot Frisbee-Toss Playset with Nick, Adam, John, DJEvil, (who says 50 variations of the word, "fuck," "dammit," and "shit" when he tosses the frisbee way the hell off-target), and Mall Security Guard.

Dragon*Con Playset comes with a stoned and confused Jason Mewes (with big-breasted groupies), Insomniac DJEvil (you can just as easily set him up behind the N64 at the CHUD table as you can set him in his car at night or the bench in the lobby), and Apollo Smile (with hypnotized audience). Personally, I'd like to see The Adidas Slasher get his own figure, to wait right outside the building with the Army of Homeless.

[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 02-27-2001).]
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post #39 of 62
2/27/01 at 11:15am
Along the lines of the McFarlane music figures, we need the CHUD:PACKAGE MARINES figure line. I would suggest the Ghosts Harm Humans Nick Nunziata figure, and a few others.
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post #40 of 62
2/27/01 at 7:14pm
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Yes Virginia, it's Wave 3!

CHUD: LEGENDS OF THE SEWER SERIES 3

- Carl Cunningham w/ Jack Torrance1
- Blofeld w/ Viking Boat Oar
- General Logan w/ Seahawk
- Grim Fist w/ DJ Dylan (SLUT!)
- Eddie 5 w/ Rhinestone Cowboy
- devilf w/ Flyers
- The Bowler w/ HotPants
- Video God w/ Calibos

Also released the same day is the first carrying case of the line. Now you can store up to 58 action figures in the new MECHA-DJEVIL Collector's Case.

I said I would get to EVERYONE...
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post #41 of 62
2/27/01 at 7:22pm
No no. Blofeld doesn't want to be a toy for all chewers. Only a select few...
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post #42 of 62
2/27/01 at 7:43pm
If you acquire my toy, please make sure to use my accessory firmly against the head of figure #9.
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post #43 of 62
2/27/01 at 7:44pm
I'm am oddly intrigued by The Bowler figure with Hotpants accessory.

grendel? Appeal to you?
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post #44 of 62
2/28/01 at 1:03am
I would like to be packaged with grim_fist. He keeps his hands in his own yard.

I would like to inquire as to the accessories to be included. I would like to suggest a guillotine with several strands of thread.

And golden pants.

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post #45 of 62
2/28/01 at 2:27am
Sweet! I was getting worried there for a second. I thought maybe my decline in posts would keep me from being a Legend of the Sewer.

And being packaged with HotPants? Could this get any better?
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post #46 of 62
2/28/01 at 4:16am
YES! Hey, MECHA-DJEVIL will come with removeable cowboy hat, right?

And there's a control chair for my figure inside his brain/cockpit?

[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 02-28-2001).]
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post #47 of 62
2/28/01 at 7:09pm
They need to be microwave and dish washer safe!

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post #48 of 62
3/1/01 at 3:37am
This is obviously my favorite thread ever.
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post #49 of 62
4/6/01 at 7:26am
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Watch for the return...coming soon...
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post #50 of 62
5/8/01 at 5:17pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LowShot:
This is obviously my favorite thread ever.
I agree. This kicks ass! Now if only it could become reality...

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