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Female Action Figures You Always Wanted to Make Love To...

post #1 of 13
3/8/01 at 2:03am
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I can't say I ever truly did myself, save for the time I jerked to the first of the new Princess Leia dolls.

But my 27 year old pal Dumbass loves to sleep with the stuffed Chris O'Donnell from Batman Forever...
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post #2 of 13
3/8/01 at 1:25pm
Dear Christ.

Someone with the authority to do so and the modicum of good taste to feel like they need a shower after reading that title, close this thread.

Please.
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post #3 of 13
3/8/01 at 3:00pm
good god! didn't you guys steal any playboys when you were growing up?

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post #4 of 13
3/8/01 at 5:16pm
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Close this thread?

I have that power.

Only I created this thread!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
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post #5 of 13
3/8/01 at 6:23pm
I too, have the power, but I want to see some interesting respones...I'm curious...
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post #6 of 13
3/8/01 at 6:47pm
This is a sick, retarded thread. Your mind should be washed out with soap. Just because you have the power of a moderator, doesn't mean you should use it to come up with this kind of ignorant crap. What was the purpose of this? You didn't actually think anyone would respond to it, did you?

You're proving more and more-every time I see something you write-that you are a complete asshole.

...my bowler figure from mystery men.


my jakks real-scan charlie's angels cammy doll...


and my 1996 edition bandai godzilla...

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post #7 of 13
3/8/01 at 7:13pm
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I have no responce to that...
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post #8 of 13
3/8/01 at 7:48pm
C'mon, D, I was just joking, hence winky-smiley-face-dude. I didn't really want anyone to close your thread. You know I wouldn't hate on you like that.

But damn your black heart if you didn't get me to thinking about the fact that I didn't really have that many female figures when I was growing up. Back when we were kids, there was nowhere near the market for them that we've got now. That said, two things:

(1) The Baroness... ahhhhhhhhhhh

(2) Am I the only who finds it oogy, in hindsight, that in a line of figures composed mainly of hugely musclebound men, the two female figures (Evil Lyn and Teela) wore more clothing than anybody else?

Hellblazer

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post #9 of 13
3/8/01 at 9:09pm
I really can't make a list of any I wanted to do...

...'cause I did em all once a day and twice on Sunday.
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post #10 of 13
3/8/01 at 9:45pm
...and still do

HAM...I love you.

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post #11 of 13
3/8/01 at 11:54pm
I dressed a Barbie up like my momma
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post #12 of 13
3/9/01 at 12:26am
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Well that figures cause I dressed my mother up like Barbie and did her like a back alley crack whore...
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post #13 of 13
3/9/01 at 7:23pm
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It's the floppy hat...
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