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Favorite quote from a recent book.

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Thread Starter 
By recent I mean written from 1990 and up to the present day.

Here is my favorite quote today:

From American Gods by Neil Gaiman

“I,” she told him, “can believe anything. You have no idea what I can Believe.”

“Really?”

"I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen--I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one-day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I
believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well tie back and enjoy it." She stopped, out of breath.
post #2 of 9
WOW I need to pick that book up.

Don't have anything to add right now, but I will.....
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One night Tim came to my room and whispered that he was slowly killing Evan Tyrer, the man three rooms away who was unable to stop combing his hair. He could appear to be normal and fine until he began combing his hair, and then he would pathologically be forced to continue on with it--wetting the hair, combing it straight forward hundreds of swipes, eventually scraping raw the pale scalp underneath to the point that it bled and scabbed. He would lean in close to the mirror as if he was finished, then step back to regard himself and, finally, mess it up and begin again, splashing on the water. Thus could his time be filled. Some days he never even got to part it; something would be wrong with the earliest phases of the combing, and he would be stuck there, never progressing. Other days he would breeze through all of it until his head was a perfect finished product. He could go forward and eat his lunch on a good day such as that. But after lunch he would go to the mirror and see that it wasn't exactly right.
"He'll be gone by the end of the week," said Tim. "Fact. I make him a minus. And nobody knows but me and you."
I lay flat on my back like a dead pope. My nose stretched up to the ceiling--I could smell the ancient plaster. Tim's breath warmed my cool ear. A soft brown capsule he had given me was spreading paralysis across the bed like frost.
"Don't talk," he said--he knew I couldn't. "Just listen."
Tim hated Evan Tyrer, and many times he had spoken of stealing his combs or taking the mirror off the bathroom wall. But he had never said before that he would kill him. I began to wonder if Tim would soon kill me or others, the sad dozens who didn't know what we were doing there. For a minute longer I heard Tim whispering in my ear. The fear of helplessness was exciting. I tried to open my jaw or turn my head, but none of the signals from the brain got through. Tim's voice spread out inside me like a drug--the deep whisper, cottony and certain.
"This is my first," he said. "I know exactly how to do it. No one will even know it was murder."

From The Minus Man by Lew McCreary
post #4 of 9
Life's like a bowl of chili in a strange cafe.
Sometimes it's pretty tasty and spicy.
Other times, it tastes like shit.
--Jim Bob Luke

Epigram to Lansdale's Bad Chili

post #5 of 9
Jeremy's thought process is so thin that he has the happy consequence of always ending up doing exactly what he wants to do at all times. He never complicates a desire by overthinking it, unlike Mirabelle, who spins a cocoon around an idea until it is immobile.

Shopgirl, Steve Martin
post #6 of 9
Either way, God don't stand a fucking chance.
-Garth Ennis, Preacher.
post #7 of 9
Thread Starter 
My favorite quote today is from:

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul By Douglas Adams

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression "As pretty as an airport."
Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort. This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (Murmansk airport is the only known exception to this otherwise infallible rule), and architects have on the whole tried to reflect this in their designs.
They have sought to highlight the tiredness and crossness motif with brutal shapes and nerve-jangling colors, to make effortless the business of separating the traveler forever from his or her luggage or loved ones, to confuse the traveler with arrows that appear to point at the windows, distant tie racks, or the current position of Ursa Minor in the night sky, and wherever possible to expose the plumbing on the grounds that it is functional, and conceal the location of the departure gates, presumably on the grounds that they are not.
post #8 of 9
I give you the greatest opening line to a novel in the last 15 years, from John Varley's "Steel Beach":

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"In five years, the penis will be obsolete," said the salesman.

He paused to let this earth-shattering information sink in to our amazed brains. Personally, I didn't know how many more wonders I could absorb before lunch.

"With the right promotional campaign," he went on, breathlessly, "it might take as little as two years."

He might even have been right. Stranger things have happened in my lifetime. But I decided to hold off calling my broker with frantic orders to sell all of my jockstrap stock.

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Genius.

post #9 of 9
At this point, how my life starts to feel is like I'm acting in a soap opera being watched by people on a soap opera being watched by people on a soap opera being watched by real people, somewhere. Every time I visit, I watch the halls for another chance to talk with the doctor with her little black brain of hair, her ears and glasses.

Dr. Paige Marshall with her clipboard and attitude. Her scary dreams about helping my mom live another ten or twenty years. Dr. Paige Marshall, another potential dose of sexual anesthetic.

See also: Nico
See also: Tanya
See also: Leeza

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.


Choke - Chuck Palahniuk

That last lines really the clincher for me...feels like my life (and I'm sure a lot of other peoples).
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