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Putting in my order for CHUDWEST '02

post #1 of 41
7/17/02 at 7:20pm
Thread Starter 
I'd like Nicole Kidman, raw. And a side order of Kathy Maisnik and Jennifer Elise Cox.
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post #2 of 41
7/17/02 at 8:16pm
And Kronos wants a fun heaping order of Lacey Cherbet....and heck it's on me!
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post #3 of 41
7/17/02 at 8:59pm
<img src="http://i.timeinc.net/people/images/specials/oscars2002/trends/nwatts2.jpg" alt="" />

Mmmmmmmm, Aussie.
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post #4 of 41
7/17/02 at 9:53pm
Quote:
Blofeld:
I'd like Nicole Kidman, raw. And a side order of Kathy Maisnik and Jennifer Elise Cox.
You'll get kronos and grendel and like it mister!
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post #5 of 41
7/17/02 at 10:05pm
Thread Starter 
I feel sorry for you, Will ... having to tell kronos he's getting me instead of Lacey. It won't be pretty.
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post #6 of 41
7/17/02 at 10:14pm
Ah yea

After last night i'm sure he went to bed dreaming of only one thing.

"My she has grown" *licks lips*

Not a pretty site indeed.
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post #7 of 41
7/18/02 at 1:25am
A glass of Pinot Noir and... <img src="http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/laceychabert/lc4.jpg" alt="" />

Oh, a slice of Parmesano Regiano with fifteen-year-old Balsamic Vinegar would go nicely too.
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post #8 of 41
7/18/02 at 1:40am
Thread Starter 
I haven't heard of Balsamic Vinegar. What movies has she been in?

**and SHAME ON YOU for wanting a fifteen-year-old. At least my requests are of legal age!**
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post #9 of 41
7/18/02 at 1:50am
She's just a picture...she doesn't really exist...
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post #10 of 41
7/18/02 at 1:52am
30 September, 1982...hmmm...she's old enough.
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post #11 of 41
7/18/02 at 4:16am
To think only a year younger then myself.

Ironic this world is.
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post #12 of 41
7/18/02 at 6:15am
Quote:
Blofeld:
I haven't heard of Balsamic Vinegar. What movies has she been in?
I think it was called "The Douche Bag" but of course, I could be wrong.
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post #13 of 41
8/2/02 at 2:45am
Ah hah! Another CHUDWEST thread. I see.........
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post #14 of 41
8/6/02 at 11:34am
Bumped in honor of Lacey Sherbet.

Lacey Sherbet, a sprig of mint, a glass of Champaign...livin' large!
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post #15 of 41
8/6/02 at 12:46pm
Only eighteen days till all the

SIGNS

will be revealed at

CHUDWest '02!
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post #16 of 41
8/6/02 at 6:23pm
Quote:
Blofeld:
I feel sorry for you, Will ... having to tell kronos he's getting me instead of Lacey. It won't be pretty.
But you know who I'll be thinking of so don't feel bad...besides, I know where your loyaltiesnicolekidmanlie.
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post #17 of 41
8/6/02 at 7:48pm
All signs currently pointing to young starlets wanting your money...not what is in your pants...

AT CHUDWest!
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post #18 of 41
8/6/02 at 7:51pm
But what's in the pants is damned impressive...
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post #19 of 41
8/6/02 at 8:18pm
They've seen bigger...

so sad!

But damn impressive all the same my man!
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post #20 of 41
8/8/02 at 11:48am
CHUDWEST '02!

The highlight of your entire summer!

...no crop circles were made in the creation of this promotion...
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post #21 of 41
8/8/02 at 1:02pm
CHUDWest

prelude to a

CHUDFest!

16 days till you take the road to perdition!
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post #22 of 41
8/8/02 at 4:54pm
Guess who's back in town?

Had to go to New York, but now am back lining up the excitement that is CHUDWEST. Ah, the Waldolf- Astoria is as nice as I remember it. NIce weather too. Low humidity on Tuesday, just fantastic, but of course, we NEVER have humidity here in Burbank, which means a warm, dry weather CHUDWEST. If I wasn't so damn tired from traveling I would state the number of days until the party begins.
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post #23 of 41
8/8/02 at 4:56pm
Ah hah! Only 16 days until CHUDWEST! Thanks CT.

I better start buying beer.
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post #24 of 41
8/8/02 at 6:01pm
Good to see ya back dude...

Yes, 16. I'm going to get the logo* digitized this weekend and will order the love next week.

*HAM is...well...a GOD!
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post #25 of 41
8/8/02 at 6:09pm
Thread Starter 
Getting a bit concerned ... if the plans are just being firmed, I'm thinking it's possible Kidman doesn't have time in her schedule?
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post #26 of 41
8/8/02 at 7:16pm
Ah don't worry Blo.

I have set it up that Penlope Cruz will be enticed to come to CHUDWest.

Then when she least suspects it the venegeful Kidman will fall upon her with a wrath hell cannot match!

After she is don she will be looking for the comfort only a Shakespearen actor like yourself can give!
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post #27 of 41
8/8/02 at 7:23pm
While Lacey and I enjoy each other's company quietly by the playground...
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post #28 of 41
8/8/02 at 7:45pm
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post #29 of 41
8/8/02 at 8:14pm
I'd like Charlotte Church, please, and a side order of Rachel Leigh Cook with the Catherine Zeta Jones on the side. And a Laura Elena Harring to drink.

Thank you...
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post #30 of 41
8/8/02 at 8:17pm
And did I receive your reservation?
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post #31 of 41
8/8/02 at 8:22pm
Nope only his "brother's"

Which was postmarked two years ago if you closely enough.
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post #32 of 41
8/8/02 at 8:23pm
Quote:
KRONIN:
And did I receive your reservation?
It's in the mail...
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post #33 of 41
8/9/02 at 1:41am
Quote:
KRONIN:
Good to see ya back dude...

Yes, 16. I'm going to get the logo* digitized this weekend and will order the love next week.

*HAM is...well...a GOD!
Good God! Er, I mean..........Really?
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post #34 of 41
8/9/02 at 1:42am
Quote:
Blofeld will find adventure:
Getting a bit concerned ... if the plans are just being firmed, I'm thinking it's possible Kidman doesn't have time in her schedule?
No, I would imagine she keeps in on her wrist. Sometimes I have to worry about your mind and way it works. "In her schedule?"
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post #35 of 41
8/9/02 at 1:44am
Quote:
CTDelude (Sojourner):
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After she is don she will be looking for the comfort only a Shakespearen actor like yourself can give!
Yeah, but if it's a LONG-SPEAR-IAN actor she craves, well I guess I am available for a little while.
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post #36 of 41
8/9/02 at 12:51pm
Quote:
Will:
Quote:
CTDelude (Sojourner):
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After she is don she will be looking for the comfort only a Shakespearen actor like yourself can give!
Yeah, but if it's a LONG-SPEAR-IAN actor she craves, well I guess I am available for a little while.
But I thought Kronos was our resident spear man?!
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post #37 of 41
8/9/02 at 4:13pm
Kronos, The Impaler.
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post #38 of 41
8/9/02 at 6:25pm
Quote:
Kronos:
Kronos, The Impaler.
Watch 'em squirm at CHUDWEST.

CHUDWEST, Kick out the ugly ones, impale the rest!
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post #39 of 41
8/9/02 at 7:37pm
CHUDWest is beginning to sound like a watered down hentai....

ick

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post #40 of 41
8/10/02 at 4:10pm
Watered down? WATERED DOWN?

Hey, hey, hey! You watch your language there, Bub! We have internet geeks reading this stuff, ya know.
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post #41 of 41
8/12/02 at 5:54pm
Da grebdel has officially announced his apperance at CHUDWEST along with the beautiful HotPants.

Kronos shall be there.

Blofeld the mad bomber, shall be there.

CT will be there.

Nelson will be there.

HAM will be there.

The man himself, O'l Will will be gracing you with his presence.

Subtuoi(sp) will be there.

Smiling Jack will be there.

The infamous Rylander will be there.

Rhinestone Cowboy has confirmed (Email me dude and let me know if you are alive) will be there, I hope.

Other chewers whom I forget right now will be there.

Hopefully, yt will make it and I am setting a very special place for her. Its the Sony setting.

Jabba will be there.

Actors will be there.

Actresses or Starlettes, will be there.

Never seen before footage will be there. Incredible food will be there.

Drinks of every description, including one's you'll like but have never tried will be there.

Pictures of the Chewers taken with starlettes will be there.

Free t-shirts and hats will be there.

Dinner at Nick's favorite LA resturant will be there.

Your cost for all the above? Nada, zero, zilch, nothing, gratis, free.

Who says there is no such thing as a free lunch? Sat. August the 24th at 1:00 O'Clock, that myth will be abused and destroyed.

CHUDWEST '02, THE PLACE TO BE" "BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

You KNOW you owe it to yourself. You owe the stories about it, the legend, to your grandchildren.
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