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post #1 of 102
7/21/02 at 10:24pm
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Me.
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post #2 of 102
7/21/02 at 10:47pm
Me.

But if it ever gets off the ground, I will be in attendence at the far more horrifying CHUDEast.
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post #3 of 102
7/22/02 at 12:16am
I have it on rather good authority that the following people shall not be attending CHUDWest...

- Scott Stapp
- John "Bringin' The" Force
- Dame Judi Dench
- Ruth "Get The Party Started" Buzzi
- Mary Lou Mahoney
- Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem
- Billy Katt
- The Real Don Steele
- Roger Smith
- Hobie from Baywatch
- Pedro Garcia
- Gary Coleman
- Fernando Valunzella
- Jane Valez Mitchell

More to come as they come in...
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post #4 of 102
7/22/02 at 2:06am
I'm gonna see John Force in two weeks...I'll ask.
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post #5 of 102
7/22/02 at 2:39am
Ron Jeremy probably won't be there....

...unless....Blofeld?
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post #6 of 102
7/22/02 at 6:37am
Perhaps it would make for a shorter list to name who will be in attendance. I have a post-it.
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post #7 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:48am
No Ruth Buzzi?

*rips up plane ticket, re-sends e-mail petition for Lost Saucer boxed set*
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post #8 of 102
7/22/02 at 11:20am
Hobie isn't going to be there?! Fuck that shit. You can forget about me showing up, too.
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post #9 of 102
7/22/02 at 11:21am
I take that back. Which Hobie is not going to be there? Hobie 1 or Hobie 2? If it's Hobie 2, I just might show up.
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post #10 of 102
7/22/02 at 1:32pm
Where the classy ladies go...

where the real MEN go...

CHUDWest!
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post #11 of 102
7/22/02 at 2:15pm
Sigh...
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post #12 of 102
7/22/02 at 2:44pm
I'm guessing Django won't be there...
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post #13 of 102
7/22/02 at 2:48pm
I wish my signature worked. It is the single funniest image I have ever seen on this site or any other.

So here.

<img src="http://www.chud.com/graphics5/mj.jpg" alt="" />
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post #14 of 102
7/22/02 at 3:18pm
Indeed, Nick hit a moment of absolute greatness with that take on the INVINCIBLE album cover.
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post #15 of 102
7/22/02 at 3:53pm
Me.
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post #16 of 102
7/22/02 at 5:20pm
Gee, I wish I wasn't not going. Wait a minute ... I am not not going.
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post #17 of 102
7/22/02 at 5:36pm
I just wish it weren't ridiculed...but, whaddya gonna do?

Hey! I know! Have a big BBQ and party! Yeah, that'll brighten things up!
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post #18 of 102
7/22/02 at 6:45pm
Thread Starter 
Ridiculed?

It's self parody, I have no need to ridicule it.
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post #19 of 102
7/22/02 at 6:52pm
All I know is I didn't do anything.

Goddamn you DEVIN!
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post #20 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:05pm
Heh...
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post #21 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:06pm
:;sob::

i can't afford it
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post #22 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:09pm
You mean you can't afford not to!
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post #23 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:11pm
i dunno. my dignity and my ability to stand upright could be challenged severely
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post #24 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:18pm
Bummer. I'll miss it by about a week...
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post #25 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:23pm
Quote:
prala:
i dunno. my dignity and my ability to stand upright could be challenged severely
Heh heh...and it would have been glorious!
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post #26 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:25pm
i truely can't believe you'd stand by and watch an innocent young girl like myself being corrupted, kronos.
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post #27 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:26pm
I'm there to make damn sure you wouldn't be...yet my motives would probably be in question!

Heh...
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post #28 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:27pm
Quote:
Tony Ryan:
Me.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, Tony, we will turn over a glass for ya! I think we all would have liked to have the chance to meet you in person.
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post #29 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:30pm
Quote:
Boys No. 6 Django Kiriyama:
I have it on rather good authority that the following people shall not be attending CHUDWest...

- Scott Stapp
- John "Bringin' The" Force
- Dame Judi Dench
- Ruth "Get The Party Started" Buzzi
- Mary Lou Mahoney
- Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem
- Billy Katt
- The Real Don Steele
- Roger Smith
- Hobie from Baywatch
- Pedro Garcia
- GARY COLEMAN
- Fernando Valunzella
- Jane Valez Mitchell

More to come as they come in...
That pisses me off because I was going to have a t shirt made that said, "I fucked Gary Coleman and sucked his little Pee Pee." I was hoping to award it to Ludwig
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post #30 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:31pm
Someone has to be the piñata on day 2, right...
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post #31 of 102
7/22/02 at 7:35pm
oh kronos....you silly
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post #32 of 102
7/23/02 at 10:54am
Quote:
Tony Ryan:
Ridiculed?

It's self parody, I have no need to ridicule it.
Tony could not make it even if he wanted to. I figure if the little guys can't enjoy it because they can't make it, then if they can enjoy ripping at it what the hell. At least they get some enjoyment out of CHUDWEST.

Besides, it seems stupid to tear at something that hasn't taken place yet, but que serra serra!

Once the Chewers are here, once we have torn down VIDA, drunk 43, eating Suzzane goes on a Picnic, eaten a HUGE smoked Porterhouse and had the back private room where the tale is slightly higher than the floor, but the place for you legs goes under the table into a hole, sort of Japanese style.

Once we have sat by the large outside fireplace and discussed anything CHUD or film we want to. Once we have swam, slept, eaten any of the tree rippen fruit that abounds here. After we have been plied with Sangria, Sun tea, fresh, squeesed fruitjuice, every kind of beer known to man, Sobe Iced teas and other drinks, about seven types of meats, cooked to perfection, garlic bread cooked on a spear over and open fire and all food is cooked over wood fires only. After meeting a star of movies and one that is easy to look at, we move on and talk to a young actor who appeared in film a few years ago that make it clear he will be doing more and more film. An actor (Not top billing, just an actor) who is in a film that was on the front page of CHUD not too long ago is stopping over to thave BBQ and maybe a beer and chat for a while. A few actors and actresses from the small screen will be there as well. Some have their own TV shows, some will.

At this point we shall have to take care that Blofeld doesn't fall too deeply in love with anybody. If we catch grendel asking if any of the girls have a twin sister, with a mad gleem in his eye, we can just nod knowingly and throw cold water on him.

Several twenty something actresses will be in attenedance eating and telling stories about the shooting of their various shows. This is not a fact and hard, press junket type interview. These people are coming here to eat and drink. You won't be put in an audience with the actors at a table where you are allowed to ask only certain questions.

I will tell you this. I have invited NO major stars. If you know some of the people I know, I have NOT invited them. One interview, I am saving for the next time Nick comes out, personally.

You will find actors and actresses you probably recognize, all twenty something ish.

If it stays friendly and people are having a good time, it continues. If someone starts acting like an ass, I have them picked up and thrown outside the gates and there they stay.

A couple more surprizes and we are done for the day, except for the nightly review around the outside fireplace. Since he will fall asleep, we will gentle pick up and carry kronos to the pool and revive him.

Post your hatred of CHUDWEST or come and enjoy the company of other CHEWERS. Its completely OKAY either way. After all, even the hatred helps to shill it, right?
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post #33 of 102
7/23/02 at 11:29am
Heh...yeah. I do nod for a while...then it's wakey wakey at five!

Maybe I should do that whole astronaut-style change my circadium rhythm so that I can stay up till three.

But then who will be up at five?
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post #34 of 102
7/23/02 at 11:37am
CHUDWEST '02: Go for the fucking AWESOME food, stay to ogle the young starlets.
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post #35 of 102
7/23/02 at 11:41am
Life worth living indeed!
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post #36 of 102
7/23/02 at 11:56am
Blofeld's brain begins planning activities during Kronos' nap time...
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post #37 of 102
7/23/02 at 11:58am
Can you say, "Olsen Twins?"
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post #38 of 102
7/23/02 at 12:04pm
Hmmm...life worth living indeed.
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post #39 of 102
7/23/02 at 12:15pm
Beautiful twenty-something starlets..

get your fill @

CHUDWEst!
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post #40 of 102
7/23/02 at 12:16pm
Come for the twenty, stay for the something!
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post #41 of 102
7/23/02 at 12:20pm
Come to CHUDWEST '02 and hear Blofeld say over and over again, "I don't know who that is!"
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post #42 of 102
7/23/02 at 12:24pm
Oh, and a heads up... if a young starlett says she's "twenty-something," she's really 40 with a huge plastic surgery debt.
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post #43 of 102
7/23/02 at 12:51pm
Quote:
Blofeld:
Oh, and a heads up... if a young starlett says she's "twenty-something," she's really 40 with a huge plastic surgery debt.
When you guys see the the starlettes, I don't want to hear things like, "Hey! Time for the CHUDWEST "apendages" to make an appearance."
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post #44 of 102
7/23/02 at 1:39pm
mmm, starlets.

:sigh:

Looking forward to it. Or, as an old friend once said, "The anticipation is making me wait."

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post #45 of 102
7/23/02 at 3:20pm
Good one Kronos.

and Will for those of us with significant others you gotten tell the starlets not to jump over the incredible men of CHUD.

We'd never hear the end of it when we get home. Before even.

Stay for the something

Get smacked for everything

CHUDWest!
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post #46 of 102
7/23/02 at 4:19pm
Quote:
prala:
i dunno. my dignity and my ability to stand upright could be challenged severely
"my ability to stand upright could be challenged severely"

Well, D'uh! What did you expect if you go party with the CHUD animals on the West Coast?

Never fear, prala. I will prorect you.
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post #47 of 102
7/23/02 at 4:22pm
Quote:
CTDelude (Sojourner):
Good one Kronos.

and Will for those of us with significant others you gotten tell the starlets not to jump over the incredible men of CHUD.

We'd never hear the end of it when we get home. Before even.

Stay for the something

Get smacked for everything

CHUDWest!
Its ok, I think the starlettes are coming for the foodin' not the foolin' if you know what I mean? Now Blodfeld and grendel are probably comin' for the foolin' so maybe they should share a small plastic covered room or something.
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post #48 of 102
7/23/02 at 4:24pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Will:
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Tony Ryan:
Ridiculed?

It's self parody, I have no need to ridicule it.
Tony could not make it even if he wanted to. I figure if the little guys can't enjoy it because they can't make it, then if they can enjoy ripping at it what the hell. At least they get some enjoyment out of CHUDWEST.

Besides, it seems stupid to tear at something that hasn't taken place yet, but que serra serra!

Once the Chewers are here, once we have torn down VIDA, drunk 43, eating Suzzane goes on a Picnic, eaten a HUGE smoked Porterhouse and had the back private room where the tale is slightly higher than the floor, but the place for you legs goes under the table into a hole, sort of Japanese style.

Once we have sat by the large outside fireplace and discussed anything CHUD or film we want to. Once we have swam, slept, eaten any of the tree rippen fruit that abounds here. After we have been plied with Sangria, Sun tea, fresh, squeesed fruitjuice, every kind of beer known to man, Sobe Iced teas and other drinks, about seven types of meats, cooked to perfection, garlic bread cooked on a spear over and open fire and all food is cooked over wood fires only. After meeting a star of movies and one that is easy to look at, we move on and talk to a young actor who appeared in film a few years ago that make it clear he will be doing more and more film. An actor (Not top billing, just an actor) who is in a film that was on the front page of CHUD not too long ago is stopping over to thave BBQ and maybe a beer and chat for a while. A few actors and actresses from the small screen will be there as well. Some have their own TV shows, some will.

At this point we shall have to take care that Blofeld doesn't fall too deeply in love with anybody. If we catch grendel asking if any of the girls have a twin sister, with a mad gleem in his eye, we can just nod knowingly and throw cold water on him.

Several twenty something actresses will be in attenedance eating and telling stories about the shooting of their various shows. This is not a fact and hard, press junket type interview. These people are coming here to eat and drink. You won't be put in an audience with the actors at a table where you are allowed to ask only certain questions.

I will tell you this. I have invited NO major stars. If you know some of the people I know, I have NOT invited them. One interview, I am saving for the next time Nick comes out, personally.

You will find actors and actresses you probably recognize, all twenty something ish.

If it stays friendly and people are having a good time, it continues. If someone starts acting like an ass, I have them picked up and thrown outside the gates and there they stay.

A couple more surprizes and we are done for the day, except for the nightly review around the outside fireplace. Since he will fall asleep, we will gentle pick up and carry kronos to the pool and revive him.

Post your hatred of CHUDWEST or come and enjoy the company of other CHEWERS. Its completely OKAY either way. After all, even the hatred helps to shill it, right?
Dude, I kid in good spirts.

Maybe I shoulda had the wink thing?
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post #49 of 102
7/23/02 at 4:24pm
I have it on good authority that grendel simply likes to watch...
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post #50 of 102
7/23/02 at 4:25pm
It's all good, Tony. It always has been...
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