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post #51 of 102
7/23/02 at 4:51pm
I have failed Team Django as it's very obvious in my sigfile. I actually felt horrible the past two nights knowing that I'm poking fun of CHUDWEST. Okay, that might be overdramatic, but I felt bad nevertheless.

Still, we all kid because we love. You guys have a great and awesome time.

Just send over a lousy cum stain in a doggy bag if possible.
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post #52 of 102
7/23/02 at 8:44pm
Although I won't be at CHUDwest '02, count me in for CHUDwest '04...
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post #53 of 102
7/23/02 at 9:03pm
* Blofeld eyes his waist-pillow ... wonders if young starletts dig that kind of thing ... *
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post #54 of 102
7/23/02 at 9:14pm
* After a few minuts of serious thinking, Blofeld decides he doesn't have to do sit-ups. He'll just stand facing east when the tide is out, and west when it's in. *
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post #55 of 102
7/23/02 at 9:39pm
* Blofeld will soon realize that this is California and the girls here can spot that kinda thing a mile away.
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post #56 of 102
7/23/02 at 10:17pm
* Blofeld eyes his calendar and figures he can fit in about 30 sit-ups before CHUDWEST '02. *
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post #57 of 102
7/24/02 at 3:57am
Forget the sit-ups man, confidence is key, confidence. Say: I am a bad MuthaFucka, I am a bad MuthaFucka...
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post #58 of 102
7/24/02 at 8:12am
Blofeld must stop reading Robert B. Parker!
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post #59 of 102
7/24/02 at 9:45am
Tony, I wasn't seriously screwing with you. I have told you on these boards that you are more than ivited. You are personally invited and I wish you could make it. Understand I screw with you only in the spirit of play of CHUDWEST and didn't feel you were bashing, but only jesting. Come on, man, sell some of the worst DVD's from the collection and fly out. Come to de CHUDfest and feel all right!
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post #60 of 102
7/24/02 at 9:47am
Quote:
MADMAN:
Perhaps it would make for a shorter list to name who will be in attendance. I have a post-it.
I love when Django's little friends get in on the ridicule, too!
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post #61 of 102
7/24/02 at 9:48am
Quote:
Voltes @ The Dew Drop Innsmouth:
I have failed Team Django as it's very obvious in my sigfile. I actually felt horrible the past two nights knowing that I'm poking fun of CHUDWEST. Okay, that might be overdramatic, but I felt bad nevertheless.

Still, we all kid because we love. You guys have a great and awesome time.

Just send over a lousy cum stain in a doggy bag if possible.
Voltes, I wills start to work on the cum stain t shirt for you right away.........................

Just hold, on............ a..... second................. OH shit, where's that t shirt.

Heh!
Cum to CHUDWEST!
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post #62 of 102
7/24/02 at 9:50am
I hear HAM is not going to be at CHUDWEST '02 ... unless he's writing like a madman.

Get to work, Jason. I don't want to have to search the dungeon to meet you.
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post #63 of 102
7/24/02 at 9:51am
Quote:
Blofeld:
* Blofeld eyes his waist-pillow ... wonders if young starletts dig that kind of thing ... *
Will "The Budda" doesn't worry about that. I just sit there and explain why I cannot wear shorts like a normal man and they fall in love with me.
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post #64 of 102
7/24/02 at 9:59am
Quote:
Blofeld:
I hear HAM is not going to be at CHUDWEST '02 ... unless he's writing like a madman.

Get to work, Jason. I don't want to have to search the dungeon to meet you.
HAM earned his place within about, like a week of arriving here. His writing is very good and his production is awesome. When it comes to writing, I now understand where he got the name "Machine". The dude can crank.

Psssst! This is probably not true, but tinsle town rumor has it that our very own HAM has landed a small part in a weekly television show. (Now get this) He was tapped to appear as a young comedy writer. More details will be available at CHUDWEST.
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post #65 of 102
7/24/02 at 10:01am
Ah! So, HAM is one of the young starlets?
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post #66 of 102
7/24/02 at 10:29am
Quote:
Blofeld:
Ah! So, HAM is one of the young starlets?
If true, I guess you could say he will now HAMette up.
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post #67 of 102
7/24/02 at 11:33am
HAHA!

Get those sit ups and crunchs going Blo!

I'll send you the Taebo tapes so you can be fit and hip too!

Though it is a little passe now...
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post #68 of 102
7/24/02 at 8:41pm
Quote:
CTDelude (Sojourner):
HAHA!

Get those sit ups and crunchs going Blo!

I'll send you the Taebo tapes so you can be fit and hip too!

Though it is a little passe now...
Yeah, I think I just passed one too.
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post #69 of 102
7/25/02 at 6:08am
Quote:
I love when Django's little friends get in on the ridicule, too!
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post #70 of 102
7/25/02 at 11:19am
Ventura Will?

Where you can see the whole place sweaty?
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post #71 of 102
7/25/02 at 4:06pm
Will Ventura! I like it. I may take up wreslin' and run for office too!

Will "The Schlong" Ventura. It does have a certain ring to it!
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post #72 of 102
7/25/02 at 5:20pm
CHUDWesy '02!

Not quite as good as

CHUDWest '02!
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post #73 of 102
7/25/02 at 6:21pm
CHUDWesy...a province in Tanzania.
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post #74 of 102
7/27/02 at 12:06am
Nothing is as good as CHUDWEST 02, unless its 03 and it too early to start shilling that.
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post #75 of 102
7/27/02 at 12:11am
CHUDWEST '03 the inevitable follow-up to CHUDWEST '02
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post #76 of 102
7/27/02 at 6:40am
CHUDWest '03

Will's mother ....

Harder!

NO NO MY EYES NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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post #77 of 102
7/27/02 at 7:16am
Okay...so who dies at the end of CHUDWest 1?

Cause if you want this as a saga...somebody's gotta die...
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post #78 of 102
7/27/02 at 8:33am
I would go if someone would say "please."
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post #79 of 102
7/27/02 at 10:52am
Quote:
Psychic War Casualty No. 6 Django:
Okay...so who dies at the end of CHUDWest 1?

Cause if you want this as a saga...somebody's gotta die...
The UPS guy who was an undercover agent for Creation Entertainment.

After all, those bastards don't get a cut...and I had to make sure an example was made to them.

"You want Brown, Creation-boy? I'll give you Brown!"
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post #80 of 102
7/27/02 at 2:26pm
Quote:
Any Which Way, but Zod:
I would go if someone would say "please."
"please." There you have. See you on the 24th!
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post #81 of 102
7/27/02 at 3:59pm
Any word on whether or not Bronson Pinchot is gonna be there?
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post #82 of 102
7/27/02 at 6:42pm
Quote:
Verbal Custer:
Any word on whether or not Bronson Pinchot is gonna be there?
Naw, neither Bronson nor anybody who has one cute enough for me to pinch it will be there. eek!
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post #83 of 102
7/28/02 at 3:23am
I am going, bring that limo to the airport. Who do I look for?
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post #84 of 102
7/29/02 at 1:28am
Quote:
purpled_hazed:
I am going, bring that limo to the airport. Who do I look for?
The limo is already going to be at the airport, on the 23rd at 1:30 PM to pick up other chewers who are coming in on different airlines.

If you are coming, email me date, time, airline and flight information (Number and from where) and I will arrange pick up.

You can look for the extremely handsome, well to do, distinguished gentelman, well dressed and obviously extremely cultured, However,THAT will NOT be me. I will be the slob in the Rolls Royce.
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post #85 of 102
7/29/02 at 1:38am
I'll be the one [/b][/i]NOT[/i][/b] carrying a bomb.
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post #86 of 102
7/29/02 at 1:39am
I'll be the one NOT proofreading his bomb-making booklets.
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post #87 of 102
7/29/02 at 4:10am
Will, what year is that Rolls Royce? and Kronos, I proof read the booklet..here you go, I am finished with it.

a.Be sure that the hand operated gate valves for the condensate return and discharge mains are closed.
b.Place the condensate discharge pump selector switch in the "AUTO" position.
c.Remove the pipe plug from the top of the condensate accumulator tank and fill the tank approximately two-thirds(2/3) full or until the discharge pump starts.Check the pump for proper rotation and "dead head" discharge pressure.The pressure gauge should read at least five (5) pounds more than the rated discharge pressure.
d. Open the discharge gate valve slowly to allow water in the tank to be pumped to the boiler.When the pump stops,refill the tank to see if the pumps alternate.Repeat this step if necessary.
e.Be sure that the discharge valve is fully open.Replace the fill plug and tighten it to be sure that it has an air tight seal.The vacuum pump is now ready for preliminary operation.

Hope this clarifies things for you.If not you should obtain:
Service Bulletin 3442E-1M-684E-485E

Hope that meets your specifications KRONOS.
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post #88 of 102
7/29/02 at 11:45am
I said BOMB, not BONG!
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post #89 of 102
7/29/02 at 12:43pm
Two toned. Dark Silver over Gray. Very British looking,1987. It'll be the one with loud Hip Hop music eminating from the open windows. (right!)
Clean as a whistle.

Think I'll stick a sign in the window on the passenger side that says CHUD. However, it isn't a Honda and I think it will be the only Two toned Silver and Gray Rolls there that day.

Just hold up a hundred dollar bill, that will be your sign. I always stop for those!
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post #90 of 102
7/29/02 at 12:50pm
CHUDWest '02!

Pay to get laid by a Rolls Royce!

Errr wait!
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post #91 of 102
7/29/02 at 12:59pm
Kronos, My bad..I thought I was proof reading the right booklet. Excuse the error. So much for technology and memory loss. May the force be with you.

Will, sounds like you got it going on with that "HOT" Rolls. Hip-Hop? You won't be playing that new Eminem song will you? I suggest you don't if you looking for hundred dollar bills, unless Eminem is around...He might pay you big bucks to play since the FCC WILL let him be.
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post #92 of 102
7/29/02 at 1:34pm
*clears throat*...I sorta like his latest single.

Sorry...
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post #93 of 102
7/29/02 at 3:47pm
So do I ...

does that make me a bad person?
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post #94 of 102
7/29/02 at 3:55pm
Yes.
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post #95 of 102
7/29/02 at 7:09pm
But what if I actually though Kinkin Park was a decent band?

Does that make me a bad person?
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post #96 of 102
7/29/02 at 11:24pm
YES!
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post #97 of 102
7/30/02 at 2:55am
Okay okay but what if I gave to the Kronos world domination fund?

What that then seal the deal of being a bad person?
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post #98 of 102
7/30/02 at 2:58am
Well then, your copy of The Plan will be waiting for you at CHUDWEST '02.
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post #99 of 102
7/30/02 at 3:33am
I hate to admit it as well, but I am liking his music myself, so it just might be blaring from the Rolls that day.

He does get down on his momma and his ex.
Seems to love his kid.

Gotta admire that a bit.
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post #100 of 102
8/2/02 at 2:41am
This is interesting.
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