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Ever caught your parents in the act?

post #1 of 16
12/13/02 at 8:41pm
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Please share your stories/reactions of catching your parents in the act...

My mother was a single parent so I never actually caught her doing anything but one night she never came home from her xmas party...that was akward the next day. Especially when she went into details to me about it (ew) the next day!

That's as close as I ever came to 'catching her'. And I am quite glad that was the worst the ever happened
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post #2 of 16
12/13/02 at 9:31pm
Sweet Jesus yes. I barged in on them to ask a question when i was about 12. They yelled at me to get out. Later my Dad tried to have "the talk" with me. We had cable so he was about 2 years too late.
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post #3 of 16
12/14/02 at 4:57pm
Even more embarassing question:

Have your parents ever caught YOU in the act??

On topic, though...

Actually, I never did walk in on my parents. If I did, I'm sure I would have vomited my spleen out and become asexual for life. I heard them one time and that was more than enough.

But a friend of mine did walk in on his mom... and the man she was having an affair with. One day he came home early from school. We were in high school and it was an early release day and his mother obviously forgot. So, he comes home from school and walks into the living room to see his mother taking it doggie style from some strange man. SICKEN!

Oh, the aftermath of this episode was so much "fun", but I've probably posted enough as it is.

I can tell you one thing... if that was me and I walked in on my mother in that situation it would have messed me up for a long time.
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post #4 of 16
12/14/02 at 5:00pm
All I have to say to that is "bell tower" and "rifle".
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post #5 of 16
12/14/02 at 5:09pm
Quote:
Carl Cunningham®:
Even more embarassing question:

Have your parents ever caught YOU in the act??
Its been asked, a few threads down - by me! Not trying to be mean, i'm just whoring my other thread.
<a href="http://66.118.172.75/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=52;t=000420" target="_blank">http://66.118.172.75/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=52;t=000420</a>

Luckily this has never EVER happened to me. My friend accidently found a Dildo that his aunt was hiding in the back of a cupboard in her KITCHEN!
Guess she didnt expect her husband to look there.
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post #6 of 16
12/14/02 at 5:13pm
[quote]Mr. Krueger in: Exam Week:
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Originally posted by Carl Cunningham®:
[qb] My friend accidently found a Dildo that his aunt was hiding in the back of a cupboard in her KITCHEN!
Guess she didnt expect her husband to look there.
Maybe she used it to make cakes?
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post #7 of 16
12/20/02 at 12:59am
I'm sorry, but you must be mistaken. My parents have never had sex.
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post #8 of 16
12/21/02 at 2:28am
Heart and I have never been caught in the act, because the only time the act is done is when we have the house to ourselves, which isnt often.
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post #9 of 16
12/21/02 at 2:31am
And I thank god for never having caught my parents in the act. I think that would probably scar me for life.
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post #10 of 16
12/29/02 at 2:28am
I've never seen them, but I got up one night to take a pee and as I was heading back to bed... I heard them.

Tis a very distinct sound that makes grown men turn white with fear. I tried covering my head with a pillow to no avail. Even turning on a fan could not drown out the rythmic moans and groans. :::shiver:::
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post #11 of 16
2/8/12 at 1:41pm
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Originally Posted by dexwebster View Post

I'm sorry, but you must be mistaken. My parents have never had sex.


At least, with each other.

 

Fortunately, I was able to avoid this experience for myself.....

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post #12 of 16
2/8/12 at 2:34pm

Boring day at the office, Doc? biggrin.gif

 

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I walked in on my parents one time.  I can clearly recall it.  It was a Thursday night and I was in the living room watching L.A. Law.  My parents had retired to bed to do the same, or so I thought.  I am pretty sure it was this episode because I remember being upset about a video of some minks being killed for their fur that was shown in one of the courtroom scenes and I ran into my parents room almost crying to ask my mom if she had seen that.

 

I'm pretty sure she didn't see it.

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post #13 of 16
2/8/12 at 4:32pm

I've walked in on my parents doing it.

More than once.

Indoors and outdoors.

Yes, I have a large therapy bill.

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post #14 of 16
2/8/12 at 5:37pm

Jesus Christ. This thread is a decade old. Fucking hardly anyone touched it ten years ago for a reason.

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post #15 of 16
2/8/12 at 5:40pm

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"STOP! You know not what you've done! You must send this foul beast back to the dismal depths from which it was sprung! BACK WITH YOU, BEAST! BACK!"

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post #16 of 16
2/8/12 at 7:08pm

Kill it with FIRE.

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