Using foods & cosmetics during sex

"Redi-whip" canned whipped cream tastes horrible.

Where did my thread go? Hold on....

From said thread:
"Ok, this is similiar to the "What does it take" threads, cept this is just related to anything, including foreplay, and it's for things others may not have thought of.
For instance:

*Magic shell instead of other chocolately foods. Why Magic Shell? Because it needs ice to harden (the round plastic ones are best, since they don't dilute the sauce when they melt...besides they're fun to play with anyways, if you like ice. Aside from the obvious, the sphere means that if you roll it down a back, there's minimum actual contact with the skin, teasing....)...and the hardening itself tickles the skin, because the sauce contracts when it hardens.

*Speaking of ice....fingernails on the back, in rapid patterns (cross hatch, swirl, etc), enough to raise the blood to the surface and turn the back red, but not leave marks or actually draw blood. After a while, the back feels hot, so...watch how fast a quickly moving ice cube melts (swirls are best here, because if you do a cheetah run acros the back, or linger somewhere, it cools TOO fast).
Then repeat. Etc.

Next?"

Kitty's reply:
"You can also freeze a long balloon, as opposed to a round one, full of water, put the magic shell over that. When it hardens, put it over your man's pork sword and go to town on it.

kittyinjammies gives it two thumbs up."

well as for cosmetics you need to be very careful. most have an oil or pertrolium base, so if you are using condoms you need to avoid contact with the cosmetics because they will degrade from the oil. plus most of the time they can get messy and sticky, don't taste that great, and can stain.

foods are pretty fun as long as you are careful where you put them. dairy products adn things with lots of sugar do not belong inside a female. you are just begging for a yeast infection. other than that have fun and try everything

Well, except asparagus.

No worries, I meant that as a "lemme go find it instead of retyping" type thing wink

please excuse my hideous spelling in the following post. >_<

i have heard that the combonation of Wine and pasta make an excellent aphrodisiac. plus it's supposed to help you sleep better that night. but i guess that is only important to those of us who can't sleep. i've also been told that oysters are supposed to help too, but i don't really know. that's just what i have heard, and never tried it.

there are some really great products out on the market that are good to play with that are sex friendly. ID and Wet make great lubricants. some fo the flavored ones are kinda odd, but what do you really expect. they are sweetened with fake sugar so they are female friendly evenif they taste funny. plus many companies make condom safe massge oils.

if you don't like the feel of the condom safe massage oils and have to have real massage oil then i would suggest use that first as fore play then take a shower together. it adds another level to the fore play and also gets everyone nice an clean.

I know The Body Shop will let you custom scent your massage oil. Jasmine is a ver sexual scent and should be used as a base for whatever you put in there. they let me mix scents all the time and never charge me extra. I am sure that Aveda also will let you custom scent things, but i can't recall if they charge for it or not. you can alwys buy an unscented massage oil and then add your own scents. just be sure to use a FRAGRANCE OIL. anything else is NOT skin friendly.

as for make-up i know there are some sex friendly products out there, but they are mostly paints adn not actual make-up. most actual make-up isn't that great to play with. but i do know that you can get body markers as well as body paint, adn you just have to go to your local hobby and craft store to find them. the body markers are very fun and wash off pretty well. the body paints can stain a little.

if i think of mroe i will post it, but my brain has vomited forth all it can right now... ^_^

Red wine contains the same nifty little chemicals that make chocolate an aphrodesiac to many people (which may be linked to the recent Weird Science article on endorphines in the SciFighter board, btw...). Pasta is a good source of slow-burn (as opposed to raw sugar) energy...combine the two, and, well....

Chocolate....mmmmm

Strawberries....mmmmm

Vanilla......mmmmm

Champagne......mmmmm

Asparagus.....what?

Howdy, MzD!

Asparagus is the food thought least desirable to be eaten by a guy before any oral sex happens, as it negatively affects the taste of certain reproductive fluids that are often a biprodruct therein.

I'm convinced there's certain foods women shouldn't eat, too, for that matter.

plus it makes your pee smell funny...

I've gone down on guys with ice and pop rocks (seperately).

I love the "similar threads" feature.

Oh man, I was excited that some of my favorite Chewers were back. Thanks for teasing me, Tati!

It's what i do best.

Wow...it's like a time capsule!

I gotta suggest body scrub as a handy cosmetic. I use it all the time to keep my skin healthy, and as soon as I saw "cosmetics" in this thread title, that one came to mind. Get your lady (or your guy, ladies) in the shower and just rub it all over. It feels great, makes your skin crazy smooth, and I imagine would be a fun bit of foreplay. Don't even have to get an expensive one, though Bath and Body Works sells this jasmine vanilla-scented one that is TO DIE FOR.

Cosmetics?

Nothing more erotic than a waxing and chemical peel.

Cosmetics, eh?

I'm offering free facials this month! Bring a friend!

Pop rocks? Really? Hm, never even thought of that one.

I'd never thought about it either...and now I can't stop.

Damn, yours was better.

Not a fan of those. Either sexually or otherwise. But ice is always nice.