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Carson Daly's Taste in Tail

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Jennifer Love Hewitt ---> Tara Reid ---> Jaime Pressly

Jesus.

Quality.
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Yep, quality.

Once...
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Errr.....yeah.

Pressly is kind of unnecessary because once you've seen Poison Ivy: The New Seduction, you've seen more of her than her gynecologist has.

And that way, you don't have to deal with her real-life personality, which is bland. Not to mention, she, too, needs to hit up a buffet somewhere.

Overall, I don't add or take away points for her.

I'll give him points for JLH because he got her at her "peak," and he managed to spin the ending of their relationship nicely. She doesn't rock my world, especially after seeing her try and FAIL to be anything but cuteness and cleavage in both Heartbreakers and The Devil and Daniel Webster trailer. But I wouldn't say no.

Whereas I would if it were the modern, bad-haircut, ribs poking through her skin Jaime Pressly.

But any progress with those two is utterly erased by Tara Reid.

I think she was attractive in one movie or TV show once.......I think. Maybe.

But she's so beyond skanky and unattractive now.

First off, she drinks and smokes constantly, so I'm sure she smells like a sewer like times and has the breath of a landfill.

Secondly, she doesn't have anyone who's a good enough friend to tell her to step.....away....from... the tanning machine....slowly. I mean, I've seen handbags with more appealing skin than her.

Third, eye makeup shouldn't be applied as if you were trying out for a kiddie porn video. Well, maybe if you're trying to impress Kirby....but for most other people....100 swipes of eye shadow is more than enough. Thanks.

Let's see....the body of a 10-year old boy. And oh yeah....if you've seen Body Shots, then it is also unnecessary to actually sleep with her because Jerry O'Connell pretty much covered everything in his flashback, and he saves you the agony of having to smell her or talk to her.

Even if Daly's list were the 10 women I'd drafted in my winning list, Reid would be enough to nullify at least 3 of them.

And since there are only two others on the list, I'm going to have to flunk Carson. Keep at it, kid.
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That was the best dissection of a celeb's fucking partners I've seen in a while. Mikah KNOWS his celebrity sluts....
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Tara Reid is just completely unattractive and borderline repulsive. I'm serious. She has no tits, is way too skinny, has no ass, and has an annoying voice.

JLH on the other hand....one of the finest pieces of ass i've ever seen.
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If he starts dating Pam Anderson after Kid Rock bolts, yes.

I found Tara Reid hot once upon a time. 1987 to be exact when she was the little vampire hussy in Larry Cohen's Return to Salem's Lot. She was...I dunno, twelve.

I was eleven. Sue me.
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Dating Pamela Anderson isn't what it used to be: she's got hepatitis c...
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Indeed. A true test of manhood her snatch is...
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Vincennes:
Dating Pamela Anderson isn't what it used to be: she's got hepatitis c...
is this surprising/she dated tommy lee of motley crue fame for christ sakes...

also,jaime pressley,everyone join me whe ni say...SICK!

shes so skinny you could eat cereal outta the pits in her neck its so concave...
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